I'm drunk AF so

Have you ever eaten pussy?

Let me guess: Too drunk for a timestamp, yes?

What were you drinking? Can I see your butt?

keep going. :)

Please Show us your butthole! Thanks!

Small boobs are the best boobs.

Small tits is the tits, girl. B proud.

Timestamp tits or gtfo,

D-did it h-hurt when you f-fell from heaven...

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Damn you're sexy. Any chance of seeing that sexy stomach?

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u insult my brothers and i will come at you. show respect you whore. show you pussy and don't talk back or you get slapped. we a legion you don't push us around.

Time stamp

Cute

Small tits are great but timestamp. Or gtfo

Show asshole!

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Like this? Your description is kind of confusing lol, legs together, standing, showing my butt?

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or best approximation of a time stamp. just something scribbled on paper so we know you're real.

i literally know you LOL

soles+ass? stroking for you rn

Samefag

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Timestamp and tits or gtfo bitch

No you don't! I call your bluff, guess who I am correctly and I will pose however you want

But you are lying

If we’re taking requests give me an arch with your sexy neck while touching some nipples(also drunk af)

Literally exactly. My god you're beautiful.

Another one like this please.

Your body's got me so hard right now let me see that pussy baby

need to see that butthole

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>samefagging oh so hard

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Nope. I'm requestfag and she got it right.

NOPE, not even close.

>she
Sure kid

Whats with the asshole/timestamp request memes? Lol

I'll post more but I want to hear from the person that claimed they know me, is this a trick

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Obviously OP and that other fag are not me. Cool, go away and let this chick post pics of her ass for me.

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Show us a frontal pic

Full frontal pls

Prove you’re real by time stamping god damn are you that retarded

need to see that butthole still.

Timestamp or this is a troll

They dont know you. Let's see that vag, I'm hungry

I'm also drunk af and just broke up with my girlfriend, I need sauce!

>posting fb photos.

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Ok I am drunk and dumb... do people really want to see my butthole or is that a meme thing? Lmao

Ill find paper for the the time , idk how to add that in a pic

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>doesn’t know how to time stamp
Write the date and time on a piece of paper and take a picture with it that includes your tits

Yes please, butthole pics and a pussy shot are the greatest

Yes we want to see your asshole

Do you have a snap?
I can drop mine

Today's date written / with the local time
and write "Yea Forums"

Yeah, we do. You can write the date on the paper and make a pic of it with your tits.

i want to believe. anything drunkenly close to a rough time stamp is fine. theres just so many snakes and fakes out there.

Put a heart and a diamond above it.
also put the paper on your thighs

People literally want to see your butthole.

gross tits

No meme Trick! We just want to See your butthole

Give me a pic of you in your favorite panties plz ty

Fuck you :) you r one of those incel dudes right? That is whats gross

Let me get in front of my mirror again, don't know how to take a pic of my bootyhole otherwise. I'll find some paper too

you can do it!

Perfect! Thanks :)

pay no mind to the incels. you're awesome they're losers

Time stamp or gtfo

/thread faggots whats the #1 rule on this site, tits or gtfo. newfags you need proof if else, this is a dude

B8

Exactly. Summerfags still getting fooled.

Timestamp and we’ll talk

Still seems weird but maybe becaus I am drunk, here is my butthole lol. I tried a few shots, idk it is hard to take a pic of that lmao

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God damn it take the time stamp pic first

Got a snap?

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Or GTFO

different furniture in each pic GTFO

prove your doing this real time.. go armpit

I jerked off to James Charles. even though I'm not gay I still find that ass hot

Thought the same thing... but she went to another room where the mirror is. Same room as the requested selfie shot

Diff sheets, diff furniture. It’s fake.

Unless you disprove with a timestamp pic, with face

>omg lol let me just keep delaying getting a timestamp

y'all fuckers getting baited into stroking the ego of some faggot that gets off on pretending to be a ho on the internet

zoom in on the phone. Same phone. She's real.

>no time stamp
No she’s not

newfag

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Thanks very much! You got a beautiful asshole! Would eat it out. Can you Show pussy close?

It is strange, but it is definitely the same girl. Looks like she doesn't have a mirror in her bedroom. She even claimed she had to get in front of her mirror again

How about you post the same but more of your face so we can at least no it is you?

... and maybe more of your pussy

No, but he has touched boys.

why is nobody asking for spread pussy lips

Yo OP spread em far and wide

Have you niggers seen that chin, looks like a man lmao

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OP, where the fuck are you. You got hungry anons here, woman. You're making this thread look super gay.

Sorry I am pretty drunk lol, prob not sexy anymore

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Impossible for you not to be sexy

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You're DAMN sexy... Maybe spread those long legs??

i aM PrEtTy dRunK guYs

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checked. spread those lips.

Would love to lick that pussy and ass

Snap?

Do you kik?

Nah, sexy as fuck. What are you drinking?

I'm drinking Everclear screwdrivers with a splash of bitters, oh fucc

congrations, you done it

Damn... So sexy... Spread pussy wide! :)

Whats ur snapchat?

Fuck the guy that made fun of my chin, I wonder what girl he has tonight

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Panties in your mouth, suck on them

Do you need to stay like this or can you put on something nice?

nobody on Yea Forums ever has a girl newfag

Spread ur legs? To u have toys?

Literally every faggot in this thread

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Fuck you faggot I wanted to post that but forgot the name of the file

Spread them wide and play with it for us

No time stamp. No time stamp means some faggot is role playing. All assholes asking it to continue without demanding timestamp, you probably buy kik nudes from random "girls" HMU i'm a girl and im selling.

The chance for more butthole pics is the only reason why I'm here still.. ALL HAIL THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH!

Same

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Can someone help me with my complex number homework? I keep getting a minus instead of a plus

i'm trying to read your sign but i can't quite make it out

78 iq retard

checked. plz timestamp.

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what you mean?

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pee for /b

damn girl if you are for go on chaturbate, there you will even earn money

a picture of you with the time and date

now why the fuck would you tell her that

Pee for/b

Don't have one sorry

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You're a fuckin babe, I dig very much. Let's fuck faces

I would smash. Your hot as hell more pics please

Wish we could see her naked!

Same tbh, would love to fuck her brain out

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>women complaining on Yea Forums now
is nowhere safe from these ugly bitches?

so you're larping or are you the girl in the picture?

I just know her

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wtf u stupid bitch, this chick is busting out butthole shots for us and you have the audacity to show up instagram face smiling?? REEEEEEEEEEEEEE TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT

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HAHAHAHAHA
HONEYPOTTED

Holy shit, i thought yesterday was fun but i'm on a roll boys.
Again, there is no salvation here.
Get the fuck to /fit/ Manlets

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imma keep posting and pretend to be stupid just because manlets will stay while i refuse to post timestamp and repost private nudes i get from being ripped unlike you fucking manlets.

>>> /fit/

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Dude, if I had nude I would jerk off everyday and share her too obvs

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Hey girl ho drunk are you? Can you do me a favor?

Jesus christ I don't know what is more cringey, that you think you're some master troll or people believed this shit for even a second.

At least we can agree that you should all an hero

Extremely.
Maybe teehee, what do you have in mind

copeposting.
Witness my handiwork while you cower with your right hand unavailable. faggo maximus.

One shot of you peeing, in a glass??

How fucking black are you jesus

Haha can you send nudes to a friend via instagram? Like a sexy prank

no, kek

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it's a fucking pajit, not black. even roody-poos don't act this desperately for fake internet women

Maybe a toy in your pussy or butt?

Teehee

>>> /fit/

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My friend is a girl and is in a party drunk and she loves tits

i have no idea how you boys are still posting after the grand reveal kek.
Truly the lowest of IQ's

Send her tits, kik me for more info if you guys or girls want to do a little prank, someguy2459

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lol

i'm going to jack off tomorrow instead of fucking a chick because she's annoying as hell. Still thinks i'm coming over

pls lord give me a normal woman

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Help a newfag, how does this prove you're OP

full red bars = reply
striped red bars = post
learn to check the numbers behind the time

Interested on making a group chat to have a bunch of anons jerk off to you?

just post it faggot, why even ask for permission

Can you do a vocaroo where you talk about shitting in my mouth a little and making me chew and swallow like your bitch? In a nice way, that would be so fucking hot.

Snapchat?

i want to impregnate you

let my penis inside please

do you have a bf? or go on dating apps or where do you normally meet for sex

super hot pose sexy!

Sike I solved it

Pull on those tiny sexy nipples slooot

Thank you sir

FULLY NUDE WEARING ONLY HIGH HEELS

PUT ON HEELS

HIGH HEELS HIGH HEELS!!!!

WE WANT HIGH HEELS!

stfu

so was OP real or fake i can never tell

He doesn't know

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