What are the health and physical benefits of NoFap? Doesn’t it make your erections harder and last longer...

What are the health and physical benefits of NoFap? Doesn’t it make your erections harder and last longer? And more energy?

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Nothing. Fap and enjoy yourself. Only people who should abstain from fapping are people who are addicted. And even then, you should still do it once a day or every-other-day

I usually do it once or twice a week

that seems pretty normal as well. I'm no expert

you have shit all to worry about; no-fap is a /pol/cel meme.

lowering your calorie intake can increase the length of your life
there was some rat experiments that proves that
also there is a village in the mountain where ppl on avg. live 140yr as empirical evidence

no it can't. unless you're fat and need to lose weight, and no there isn't.

What about making you turn to sissy hypno?

>live 140yr as empirical evidence
no, the longest living person for whom there's empirical evidence, is the French woman Jeanne Calment who lived to be 122 years old. Look her up, interesting story.

>NoFap
>calorie intake
What does diet have to do with the subject matter?

what about you eat a frozen shit on a stick.

nothing, I am a high functioning retard.

kek

not that guy but so am I. What was the subject again?

something about 140y/o rats living in the French alps

Those are some old ass rats, man.

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You mean the woman who took her mother's identity to avoid paying inheritance tax then was shameless enough to get fame for being th e oldest woman? I agree that the town in Russia where everyone is over 100 that he's talking about is BS but so is she.

sure is, they're prolly mean and grumpy.

You are right. There are many experiments with animals and direct human surveys that indicate restricted calories is associated with increased lifespan. Current thought is that the reduction of only certain nutrients might have the same effect.

she got accused of that, yeah, but it's been debunked by French authorities even before she died. Her story is confirmed legit by all sources.

Starvation reduces metabolism, slows everything down like hibernation or torpor. I'm not sure the benefits outweigh the reduced life quality, but whatever. There's a healthy balance in there somewhere. Anyway, back to the 140 year old rats.

fasting is healthy in certain amount
same could possibly apply to chastity

Oxygen causes oxidation; better stop breathing.

>Anyway, back to the 140 year old rats.
I'd rather not; they're kinda spoopy.

>b-but it's bad for encunumy
they don't care about your health,money demon possesed them
money is addictive,it can alter your brain structure

>fasting is healthy in certain amount
so is food.

SYKE

Exactly.

>fasting is healthy in certain amount
>same could possibly apply to chastity
comparing apples to cows

I stopped a few minutes ago, wish me luck.

you better give me your money right away, then.

most people over eat,have higher calorie intake than the reccomended amount
why is the west suffers from obessisity epidemic
lel

And we can use the motherfuckin' Internet, too.

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food taste good feggit fuck you fight me

THEY LIVE

fasting can feel good too,and you could feel better
it can turn into much more perhaps...

idk
Something tells me the West is gonna be aight

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i know
they design it to be addictive by dumping in chemichals
the craving you feel is not hunger,but withdrawl symptoms

nah, I've tried it. Doesn't feel as good as food tastes. I'm 6'2 210lbs. and fairly lean for 43y/o so I'm good.

Nofap is a meme, just don't fap every day, bust a nut every 2nd or 3rd day. Enjoy

>they design it to be addictive by dumping in chemichals
food is, by definition, addictive.. if you don't eat food you get cravings, called hunger, and if you disregard those long enough and fail to eat you die. Powerful shit, brah.

I fap everyday and I'm fine.

Had a friend that quit fucking and eating. Pic related.

The no fap crowd are a bunch of neverlaid incels to start with. Porn addicts who can't even get a whore to fuck them. I've yet to see any miracles demonstrated as the result of no fap.

The best cure for over-fapping is fucking actual women. Wonderful creatures. Drain you balls into a few of them regularly and the occasional fap isn't an issue.

Hell there are 140 year old rats in the alps getting more pussy than Yea Forums.

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If you don't cum regularly you get prostate cancer because you know nature doesn't need you if you're not shooting sperm somewhere often.

So keep fapping for your health.

No fap is turning the frogs gay.

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Yeah, baby...

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eat a dick baldie

His pic.

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Smh it hurts the growth of trees.
Porn hub is planting a tree per 100 views. No nut November was cancelled for Nuclear Nut November

Well, I'm on my third hour of no fap

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Literally none. As long as you don’t fap 14 times a day, you’re fine. NoFap is a polfag joke.

>a bunch of neverlaid incels
He's right. When this dubious method occasionally scores a return, they still don't discern the occult mechanism at work- complete deprivation leads to desperation so extreme they're compelled to ignore their fears and confidence issues, emerge from the basement, take risks and actually try to get laid. They attribute the whole thing to some kind of esoteric ascetic mysticism though, because they refuse to believe their "celibacy" was ever their own fault.
>If you don't cum regularly you get prostate cancer
He speaks the truth, this has been scientifically verified.

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What about 13 times per day?

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Go figure

These guys never get out. They have wet dreams they can't control. They are The Neverlaid.

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I think I'd rather be dead of prostate cancer.

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What I learned tonight on Yea Forums
>NoFap causes starvation
>incels are prostate cancer
>140 year old rats because calories

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Can I screw real women on alternate Wednesdays. It helps take our mind off the calorie restriction.

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I miss her Instagram page so much

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hot
proana ftw

Yes. Sometimes. Maybe.

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No fap for ladies plus calorie restriction.

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Hear, hear
If women only ate rats every 140 years, money wouldn't be addictive.

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Also the rats live in the alps.

A restricted calorie diet isn't a starvation diet. It is not fasting. It is just somewhere below the 2000+ kilocals most Americans eat daily.

I definitely agree that one can even get a fasting high once acclimated to burning bodyfat as fuel.

Fapping also feels breddy gud.

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Your mom eats daily.

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>2000+ kilocals
the + is right
according to wikipedia the average kcal intake of americans in 2006-08 was 3,800. i can only imagine it has increased further in the last decade

Be careful op, if u go too long without ejaculatine release u can have explosive decompression in urethmetic tubules and suffer permanent injury.
Pic related.

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But only when she hasn't fapped for 2 days.

That's awesome.
We're going to have a nation of giants, like in Bible times.

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Fuck! I'm a bit out of date. The last gaining diet I was on was set at 2200 kc. I'm average size and workouts only cost some 300-maybe 600 per day. No wonder I got so fat when i quit paying attention.

yikes that's someone only a true dog could enjoy.

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ivans thought they could one up us with chernobly but underestimated the power of freedom

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Fuuuuuuck

Nope. We'll have a nation of these.

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Lets throw the dog another bone.

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