Whats the dumbest shit you ever did user

Vick's vapor rub on balls

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moved in with a girl who was clearly whackadoodle

I was born.

Fell in love.

...how?

Kek

i shoved scissors in a outlet and all i had to say was i wanted super powers

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Open up.

i couldn't help it. every scene with kevin just made me twitch so voraciously. i had no choice but to allow biology to overcome me. i threw away those jeans when i got home.

Took a shit while on 2 tabs of LSD.

Paperclips are kind of safe if you use a pen cap to hold them. Just don't shove them in the outlet during middleschool history class.

That sounds like a fetish. Have you anally masturbated with bananas, by chance? Dressed up in a cheap Minions halloween costume?

when i shoved scissors in the outlet i thought the plastic would have helped me

Went on the LGBT board and dispensed the truth about being gay and how it's really just mental illness.

The LGBT board helped me realize my mistake by banning me just now. :)

no i was ashamed of myself. hence throwing the jeans away. it's not a fetish i just...don't know bro. i really don't know. no bananas and no costumes, though i do occasionally buy banana tic tacs and imagine i'm in a scripted vore session with kevin.

hahaha epic dude

You sound repressed. Those that are loudest about "gay being evil" are invariably closet cases themselves.

Got a secret to tell us?

Not at all... I'm not even against gays, I'm simply against normalization of what amounts to deviant coping mechanisms stemming from formative abuse. I want people to be able to recognize their traumas and get help rather than doing horrible self-mutilation to themselves in the form of "transition surgery" and/or inflicting their deviances on future children. It's same for heroine addicts or any other person who's suffering... I don't want to criminalize it, I want it to be exposed to the light of day for their benefit, as well as society's.

Doxed myself on Yea Forums and became King in 2013 for about 2 months

Fucked up a good relationship with a beautiful,smart, kind, and fucking awesome woman. All for some quick pussy.

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proof

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Can you share some photos of the event?

I don't have any screenshots or anything

I quit school at 9th grade.

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That's too bad.

icy hot on dick

showing the dick from the school window to a girl that was in the street because my classmates told me to do that

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>Be me
>Playing vidya
>Hear rythmic motion upstairs, then it stops, hear dog whining in pain
>Oh fuck my dog oh no
>Run upstairs and see dogs fucking stuck together at the butt
>whatthefuck.jpg
>Omg something is wrong they were mating and now they're stuck wtf
>Gently try to pull them apart, female dog starts panting more in pain
>Freaking out more, think my dogs are definitely hurt
>No one else is home
>I need to do something, fuck it
>Call 911
>911, what's your emergency user?
>MY DOGS THEY WERE MATING NOW THEY'RE STUCK SHE'S IN SO MUCH PAIN SHE'S HURT WHAT'S WRONG HELP ME
>Sir calm down, user, please calm down. It is natural. It's part of dog mating. It happens every time.
>Bitch what. This happens every time dogs fuck
>Yes user, the dogs penis inflates so much that it can't be removed. It will be painful but should resolve within an hour.
>..........oh.
>Please stay calm and only use 911 for emergencies.

Mfw I called 911 because my dogs had sex

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I fucked a 68 year old paraplegic for $500. Was 7 years ago and I can still remember the smell on my fingers.

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Kek I remember my dog getting stuck with another dog at the fucking veterinarian office.

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Got wasted yesterday, I have to take a drug test on Monday

KEEP LIVING

I fucked a 52 year old wit M.S. it was awkward as fuck but christ I was happy when I saw a gorgeous pussy

I eat salt for views on YouTube

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Big deal use a cleanse

The world is fucked

Damn son. YOU'RE FUCKED

Pretty fucked up

No shit

Being born