“We have a warrant to search the premises! We're gonna have to ask you to step outside.” Shit, it's the cops! What're you going to jail for? Match your digits to your state law and tell us how bad you're gonna get it. >0-1: kilo of meth (0) or crack (1) >2-3: seven dildos (Texas special edition) >4-5: ten gigs of CP >6-7: ANTIFA weapons cache >8-9: Thai “massage” parlor Dubs: You go free! Trips: Creepshots of the DA's daughter Quads: Videos of you with Bill Clinton on Epstein's island (you're gonna commit suicide)
Well shit.... according to Louisiana law I “shall be fined not more than two thousand dollars, or imprisoned, with or without hard labor, for not less than one year nor more than two years, or both.” I should have known not to have that huge stockpile of illegal weapons......damn it
Dominic Gomez
roll
Brody White
r8111/\/6
Landon Myers
Roll Greenland
Lucas Smith
Roll
Lincoln Gutierrez
state of disrepair, rolling
Parker Reed
Hey, two years for harboring domestic terrorists isn't too bad
Tyler Martin
I put that stupid dildo thing in as a joke and now almost everyone is getting it. I feel a little stupid.
Evan Miller
i and the cops smoke the crack together, the cops forget they ever were cops, we gang up and start slingin crack to the local community
