The most annoying fucking thing is when you make a complaint about a games matchmaking and some stupid fuck says: >Just play with friends. pRoBlEm SoLvEd!
Listen here, dickfuck. Im 30 years old and I live in the fucking rust belt. I aint got no friends that play anything cause everyone here thinks drinking (alcohol) is a personality.
Any of them who actually do play shit are casual console fags with the skill level of a dead slug who only play shit like Ark for 20 minutes, accomplish nothing and get high.
I'm starting to see why you "ain't got no friends."
Gabriel Russell
Please, do tell. Because all these motherfuckers just want me to come drink with them. You ask them to play a game or buy a game and they act like you've asked them to sign a fucking lifetime contract. Ive even bought games for them to play and theyd just rather go to the bar. But then they sit around and act hyped for a game thats coming out but they never play it. They wont even buy it, but theyll talk about it and be hyped about it for months.
John Wilson
I wouldn't be surprised if they do play these games. They probably just don't want to play with you. You sound terrible to be around.
Jeremiah Jenkins
No, cause I have them added. I see what they play. You can view their time played on shit.
Lincoln Hernandez
Yea.. You sure should like a pompous and self-righteous manchild. It's really because of people like you that I don't play
Well, I stand by my previous statement. You sound terrible to be around.
If I was one of these "friends" that you harassed into playing games with you, I would avoid logging in too.
Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if they created a new gamer ID just ignore you and your temper tantrums.
Hunter Barnes
Then why do these people ask me to come drink with them and shit? Why do they go out of their way to talk to me at work? Its just literally trying to get these people to play games thats impossible. Ive never even played shit with some of them. We got this one guy, who talks about how much he loves games and how much of a gamer he is. >Hes never online >He has under 2 hours on every game he owns >Almost no achievements >Dude does nothing but drink and go to the bar but hes a "huge gamer"
Kevin Cruz
>"friends" that you harassed into playing games with you, I would avoid logging in too I dont harass them. You just ask them and they just never play. Not even with each other.
>created a new gamer ID just ignore you and your temper tantrums Were talking poor factory workers that blow their paycheck each week on alcohol and drugs. People that literally come to work in rags cause drugs and alcohol are more important. Also, you talk on here a lot differently than you do irl.
Landon Jones
try to have sex with them
Thomas Kelly
>try to have sex with them Some of them would honestly probably go for it. Where I live, were literally talking trailer trash chicks who succ for a dime bag.
Jose Nelson
You sound like my student with autism. He misses social cues, too. Many of the other students are pleasant to him and try their best to relate to him with his gaming obsession. He also really likes birds. But, it's mostly just being nice. They try their best to accept that he doesn't mean to be overwhelming, but they do get frustrated with him.
Parker Roberts
I'm sure he already has tried and been rejected. Which is why they are avoiding him.
David Evans
Play a different game, nigger.
James Cox
why the fuck are you still playing overwatch in 2019
Henry Price
Lol I dont even have autism. Im married, I live a normal life. Wifes family likes me. There ARE people who dont like me. They dont like me because theyre usually the self absorbed type of people who hate anyone who is laid back or doesnt take shit super seriously.
Its just everyone in this area is some bar fly, muddin', yeehawin', white trash junkie. You go hang out with them and its just like that. They watch the football. Drink. Snort some coke. Watch WWE payperview. Then maybe play some shitty game like Conan for like 10 minutes before they ADD to the next thing.
Charles Peterson
try killing yourself
Matthew Powell
I didn't say you were autistic. Just noticing some similarities.
Also, you don't sound laid back. It sounds like you take things incredibly seriously.
Logan Carter
Nigger, I do. Overwatch: No one likes it. Its "too cartoony" Call of Duty: They afk in a match to pack a bowl Borderlands: "Too boring. Too cartoony" Ark/Conan/Rust: Play for a little bit, build a hut, die, go to bed None of them will touch an mmo Monster Hunter: "Its too clunky"
Monster Hunter in particular. We all sat talking about how dope it looked before it released. EVERYONE got it. The fucking HYPE. WAS. REAL. Didnt even play together yet. Not a single motherfucker made it to the first Anjanath. They never played it again.
Jack Sanders
Get an xbox one and play some dayz and I guarantee your suicide :D
Michael Nelson
>It sounds like you take things incredibly seriously On here where I can speak my mind, yea. On here where literally no one gives a shit and you can just say "nigger nigger rape shit fag dick" all day? Yea. Yea Forums is where you come let all the asshole out.
Jayden Anderson
DayZ was fucking lit until it became a stand alone. I played tf out of the Arma mod.
Jace Cook
Love you
Sebastian Cooper
I love you too. DTF?
Elijah Mitchell
Ok arma go ham il give you that I dont gotz the pc tho :/ rocking the one x and dayz lotz it's getting a little better but still glitchy
Chase Robinson
Having autism isn't a bad thing. It just means you see the world differently. It's okay. You should talk to your "wife" about it. Maybe you can find a specialist in your area.
They can probably suggest some methods of coping that will help you understand other people. It will be good for you.
Cooper Davis
>why the fuck are you still playing overwatch in 2019 Thats just the stupid pic I used cause it loosely relates. Typically I play Rainbow 6 Siege.
Isaiah Powell
>"wife" If youre gonna be a fucking nigger, be a fucking nigger. No one likes these cloak and dagger subtle niggers.
Usually people on the Autism Spectrum appreciate correct punctuation.
Dominic Martinez
People on the nigger spectrum usually appreciate niggerism
Robert Ortiz
You are clever.
But seriously, you should get tested for autism.
William White
If you want, I could find/suggest some specialists in your area.
John Jones
as a mild autismo i used to be all about correct punctuation but then i realised it was exacerbating the robotic nature of my typed speech so i adopted my current method of typing wherein i avoid capitalization and trailing periods
Jace Smith
On a serious note. An ex of mines mom had this issue where she thought everyone needed to be tested (even tested her daughter) and have a psych eval and everything.
Went to do it to shut her up.
No autism. Pretty fucking normal psych eval save for Ive obviously had childhood trauma and borderline ptsd. "Very articulate when you speak, impressive to say if something were actually wrong with you" "Not much we can do for you, user. You can come to these free group therapy sessions hosted by (insert church name), but nothing that really needs any indepth level of therapy or medication."
Alright, I believe you. I'm sure this actually happened.
Also, I'm going to bed now. Goodnight!
And remember, April if your month!
Daniel Brown
Gah, April IS your month.
Jack James
So play drinking games. Fucking moron.
Oliver Kelly
>and I live in the fucking rust belt. you could move. you're 30, there is a big world outside your stepdad's basement
Nolan Brooks
>I'm sure this actually happened
Eugh, youre such a fucking faggot. Look, I get what you were doing, I know the game. Its PAINFULLY obvious and unoriginal.
Figured if I actually was real with you for a second youd step down from your high horse faggot mobile, but nah.
Luis Nguyen
Did you just say dickfuck? Your low intelligence is showing. I would not want you on my team. I would be the guy messaging other players to give them your location and watch you get murdered over and over. Then I would play with friends and drink alcohol. You are an absolute joke... "Dickfuck" should be your gamer tag hahaha
Jack Wright
>your stepdad's basement Fuck, dude, I wish I had a parent to mooch off of. Dad killed himself and mom just up and decided to die for some reason many years ago. They divorced before I was born. Now shitty factories pay my bills. You better enjoy your Ford, Chrysler, Jeep, or Washing Machine. Chances are I built it and I gave 0 fucks when I did.
Christian Murphy
>I would be the guy messaging other players to give them your location and watch you get murdered over and over
lol this is why this website gets so much dog shit thrown in its face
Joshua Sullivan
This tbh Ironically it's the argument OP wants so he can prove some meaningless point
