How to prevent this?
How to prevent this?
Daniel Hughes
Alexander Watson
By not being a fucking faggot
Connor Brown
stick it in the right hole
Evan Robinson
make sure the other person doesnt eat most of the day / already went n showered, cleaned themselves
Christopher Cook
That's a woman, you dumb fuck.
Noah Smith
/thread
Charles Foster
By not being a Sodomite.
Jordan Wood
Be black. Then it's almost impossible to see.
Colton Turner
make her suck it clean. she'll never forget to clean her ass before sex after that.
Dominic Stewart
sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Jaxson Collins
Enema of the state
Austin Davis
Have her do an enema beforehand. But the only way to prevent a shitty dick is a condom. Always play safe.
Ayden Morris
It's easy to use.
Use it after taking a crap, don't forget to fill it up with water. Ok, so you stick it up your ass and release all the water in, after that you just shit everything out, if you are not satisfied you just repeat it until you feel like it's enough.
Sebastian Wood
But, nothing's better than stretching anus. Sooo tight. I just don't like having a brown, smelly dick.
Hudson Wright
/thread
Aaron Green
excellent suggestion
Carter Bailey
sodomy is a sin against god therefore making you a burden to society. A faggot is a bundle of sticks gathered in the forest which must be carried back to town and can be burdensome. Therefore sir, you are a faggot.
Justin Anderson
well she'll be wearing diapers 10 years early if you keep it up, or have to go through a painful surgery, so I hope you don't like her much.
Aaron Baker
Where do you think Republicans come from?
Aiden Wood
Beat her if it happens
And use the right hole
Easton Cooper
Like this
Isaac Cruz
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Tyler Butler
god's the one that told us to do it. It's okay as long as you don't eat from the tree of life or vote Republican.
Michael Clark
Exactly
Parker Torres
>>
>>Where do you think Republicans come from?
From your mother's asshole.
Jaxon Rivera
I did use the right hole. The left hole had teeth.
Caleb Wood
underrated
James Rivera
That explains my brother
Ryder Green
u gotta dewsh that dumper
Joseph Peterson
Why would you even want to prevent that? It's the best part
Jaxon Diaz
condoms give her butt warts and we have to go through the whole vinegar cure - apples and all.
Cameron Martinez
and this
Kevin White
I don't like having a big, brown, smelly dick. But, she says she might.
Connor Mitchell
There is no right hole. Just a top and bottom hole. Unless, of course, she's lying on her side.
Christopher Garcia
No. I'm a man. That's why I have shit on my *penis*.
Elijah Davis
Oh, I'm supposed to put water in them and not just pump 'er up for a giant fart.
Aiden Martinez
She'll wear diapers now if I ask her to. We like roleplay. Guess what she uses for a pacifier.