My cock is super small, why shouldn’t I hang myself

small cocks still get sucked

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It's within the realms of normal. Get the fuck over it and sort your head game out. If she like being stretched then 1 finger 2 finger 3 finger 4 finger thumb, knuckles wrist and you've ruined her for all men

Doesn’t actually look that bad. How tall are you?

6 foot even

This is not how a vagina works at all.

>why shouldn’t I hang myself
If you were hung, you wouldn't want to kill yourself. Sounds a bit like a catch-22.

Ok, it’s not unexpectedly large for your build but whatever. I would try those pubes at least. Don’t go hairless, just short, a few millimeters. You look skinny, semi fit. It works. Are you straight?

You can do all kind of things with a stretchy vagina! Anyway you never heard of fisting? Some girls like to be stretched to the point of pain. It's not all about the orgasms all of the time

Yep, dad ain’t raise no faggots

is normal

Well fuck you, this “faggot” is trying to help. If your straight, you have nothing to worry about. Vaginas don’t work the way most men think they do. Trump the pubes, get a cock ring so you stay extra hard, keep a lot of friction on the top part of a girls vagina with your penetration angle and your more than enough to cause earth shatter orgasm in women that are shorter and smaller than you by at least a few inches. Not everyone’s got a cavernous vagina.

Wow you’re the most helpful homo I’ve met, thanks my guy. Also if you’re gay why do you know so much about pussy, also also if I was gay would I be completely fucked?

because it is capable of making children and will in no way affect your life in a meaningful way so long as you pic a partner that cares about you in ways that will span a lifetime

Don't hang yourself. That's a coward's way out. There is a place for you, but you have to have the courage to take that step. It is tiny. Really small. Not sure any woman would be able to be satisfied with fucking that shrimpy thing. Own it, baby dick. It's who you are. It's not getting any bigger so you're going to have to put something else on the table other than your penis. What else do you have to offer?

Who says you shouldn't? You should most definitely hang yourself until death

because you shit and piss all over yourself and the floor if you hang yourself. Don't make other people clean up your piss and shit. Just go out into the woods and shoot yourself.

Give my wife 4 drinks and she's begging for the double fist (anal and vag). In the morning she asks what we did and why she hurts down there.

Get a really small girl.
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I’m bi with a gay bias. I like topping women and bottoming men. In both cases the couples relative size makes a lot of difference. Picture a 6’5” guy with a 5’4” Asian chick. The closer you get to your own size the smaller your dick looks in comparison. Lots of porn is really big guys and really petite women. As far as if you were gay, as a bottom for you I’d be kinda disappointed. Anal is better with longer dicks, you need prostate stimulation for that.

jordan peterson is that you?

It’s not that bad. Will do.

its aight. I'd suck it

I know that feel dude, my shit is tiny and I'm a tall dude.

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This isn’t that bad either.

It's not micro, but it's only 5 inches and as thick as a couple fingers.

Pretty small, user. I might make you jerk it onto a saltine to eat and kick your nuts from behind as you cum. That's all it's good for, a laugh. But at least you're funny and that counts for a lot.