Your name is Johnny because you always wear sunglasses, we are currently outside, DUBS decides what building we go in first
Your name is Johnny because you always wear sunglasses, we are currently outside...
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go to 7-11
buy beef jerky
stand outside and chew beef jerky.
sevaleven
Go in seben leben first, buy a 40 and Pringles
sevaeven
I don't get the name johnny because always wearing sunglasses. Fill me in?
Samefag here, I think I got it. Nevermind, I'm fucking retarded.
Sneeds feed and seed
this
On your way into 7/11 try to pick up that dude's girlfriend. Literally pick her up as you walk by and bring her inside
Roland
Roll
roll
re roll
You pull out your gun, kill the girl and make the guy blow you
As you walk into the 7-11 the cashier meets you with disrespect, saying you need to buy something and go
Hold him at gunpoint nd rape him
This
You jump behind the counter and open his ass with your BRC and grab a bottle of jack daniels
Now break the bottle of Jack over his head
Open the bottle and shove it up his ass!
You knock him unconscious and proceed to stick the bottle up his now loose asshole, unfortunately it doesn't fit all the way in
You are an artist. Did you know that the rectum can absorb alcohol?
Grab another bottle and chug the whole thing.
Also stuff as many cigarette boxes as you can into your pockets
The only logical thing to do. Roll
steal money, delete security footage, pour bleach on everything, set fire to place but grab some more booze before heading outside
get some smokes
reroll
shoot yourself
proceed to stick the gun into your ass
take the money and go to the bar
this
oh no
oh no
roilldf
well dont pull the trigger
Pull the trigger until it goes "click"
go to the bar and pull the trigger
pull gun out of ass
op are you still here
Set the building on fire
reinsert it again
proceed tg twerk
i didnt get dubs so no need to reinsert
rolling again for moving this narrative away from buttstuff
Shove gun up own ass and shoot yourself
yey
reinsert it and pull the trigger
No more butt stuff :(
gun up the poopoo
go take a upper decker at the mcdonals
become god
yall niggas gay
now get some smokes
reroll
get smokes, plug them into own ass
reroll
why
just get smokes
goddammit
oh well im pretty sure op abandoned us anyway
reroll for smokes
What is the point if it's not up the butt?
Dubs. It's up the butt.
so you can fucking smoke them
you cocksmoker
shoulda said it in your dubs post, dummy
rolling for smokes
Smoke it through your asshole retard
but then i wont be able to enjoy the refreshing taste
smokes get
Get someone to eat your ass then makeout with them.
Rolling to smoke though ass.
Are you ded?
Johnny proceeds to shove his gun in his ass
(i'm not op, just keeping things going bc I also have flash)
You stick the gun up your ass and walk out of the 7-11. The black guy screams "SHEEIIIT" at you
proceed to pull the trigger
this
Smoke through ass.
im leaving take over m8
Reroll
ok G
go in the mcdonalds and shit it on the counter
shoot the black guy
steal the niggers hat
Suck the black guys dick
shit on the street
reroll
rolling for dis
honk the ladies tit
roll
reroll
shoot the nigger in the face
rerol again
roll once more, i have a good idea for what to do on this one
roll again
ROLL
rolllll
Shut up retard
rollr
yes this
pull the trigger
fag
Reroll I guess
give gun to black guy then call the police
everything after this doesnt matter until i finish drawing
Gay bar
Yes
you have to go to the gay bar he got trips fag
Kek
proceeds to quickly twist my own neck in front of everyone, killing me
You go in the bar and order a drink
(you still here other OP?)
do a sexy dance
fuck the nigger in the ass
slap the orange man
The african american seems disgusted by your act but doesn't try to stop you.
oh shit i was gonna post this. u can take over
guys which one do you want more?
I WANT GAY BLOWJOB
oh fuck i got dubs. bite his dick off
stop being so gay
Before you slap him he grabs your hand, he warns you that he is a black belt
Suck his dick
say oh shit and buy him a drink
naw is the canon now
Cum in his drink
Vroom Vroom
fuck you i got dubs i deserve to have the black dick bleeding out in his mouth
spit in his beard
reroll
light up and offer orangeguy a smoke
no, fuck you. more people like the other guy
roll
fag. theres no way the orange guy is gonna get his dick sucked. the other guy is better
i dont decide these things. sorry
wasted
rooolllllllllll
you fucking retards stop doing this
light the fuck up
rolling
roll
Church