Rekt thread

nerve gas gets 'em every time.

faggots

>rekt thread
I love how she saves herself and is like.. Oh shit that right I had a little niglet around here somewhere too.

>faggots
Strange name for your dad but if that what's his friends call him I guess it's ok

fuck even indoors kids get run over in china. You can't explain this

Dumb

>cops still shooting after nignog is down
cops are retarded trigger happy cunts

Only if you're a nigger that pulls a gun.

They do it so you can't pretend you are dead and start shooting when they come closer

Is this you?

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STOP GETTING MAD OVER BEING CALLED A FAGGOT AND POST GORE FUCK MAN

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Clearly you do a 360 and get out

Not true. I'm a taxpaying, law-abiding U.S. citizen and I'd still be shooting that guy.

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the guy beside him must live in another dimension...

his ex-girlfriend worked there and he wanted to show his broken hearth...

a Yes keyboard solo begins to play

How does the guy not notice

high on jenkem

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Ass juice, right?

the gas damaged his visual nerves

yeah dude

sometimes you think theyre dead. so you got to put a couple more shots to be sure. some people think gut shots instantly kill but thats really wrong

If someone was trying to kill you and you shot them down youd probably keep shooting until they stopped moving.

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Lel

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Retarded that you can only view like 3 times every 6 weeks on that website

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kek

holy shit!

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When you hit a banana in mario kart

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poor fucker got skinned lmfao

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That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

where muh weave doh?

first time?

Dress for the slide

I can't tell if he's actually hurt or if he's just sitting there pissing himself.

8/8

literally what can we even do about past events

REPLYING: Listen here you fucking wet wipe, if you cant handle memes or Yea Forums as a whole then fuck off, it was your idea to brow's a rekt thread, stop sobbing and piss off to reddit. like look at you writing paragraphs on Yea Forums LOL

not joke about them

Nothing is stopping that guy in the yellow vest from clocking off work

Talking about punching people but you're probably a scrawny 125 LBS beta cuck, cry more

HLTV nigga

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ah yes the countless history jokes and other things people do all across this website gg

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Stop projecting

Muslim Jackass, starring Johnny Baghdad, Bam Moojera, and Araab Himself.

That was such a feeble kick

Was that Ryan Dune behind the wheel?

lol

ololololo

Bwahahahahahaha that got me rofl

>taking the bait
>not knowing its a copypasta
summerfags

Cartoon skit?

they need to cure nerve gas soon man

this

He has COMPLETELY misunderstood the idea of Yea Forums. Yea Forums is not "hey guys take a look at this funny link ha ha." Yea Forums is not Facebook's whiteknighting. Yea Forums is not Reddit, Tumblr or 9gag.com. Yea Forums is a place for people to be monsters. Disturbing, cold, heedless monsters that they really are. Tsunami kills people in Asia and we laugh. Psychotic emo fulfills her sick desires with her cat and we laugh. A man rapes his grandchildren, we laugh and demand more. Suicide, foul play, genocide- we laugh. Racism, sexism, discrimination, xenophobia, rape and unfounded wrath- we laugh.

We are cruel; we do not forgive; we do not forget; we are the real face of the internet.

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yes................

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more like this

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How the fuck does this happen

>807917579
she could of easily grabbed the kid, literal retard.

WHY ARE CHINESE PEOPLE SO FUCKING RETARDED

Boys how do you watch webm on mobile ??

Turn knob to 11.

asiaone com/world/airport-staff-electrocuted-death-beside-oblivious-co-worker-yemen

By not having an iPhone

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the absolute ignorance and obliviousness of those around makes it kinda funny.

:(

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thatll fuckin show em

How weak. I can touch mains bare hand no problem

Muslims can smoke cigarettes

Shit like that probably happened in ancient china too.

XDDDDD

under rated reply

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retard sexist?!

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>your new is showing

top zozzle

Only nerve gas here is you assholes farting around

Ah yes Arabian gymnastics kek

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How is there nothing in the news yet about all these nerve gas attacks?

He doesn't care?

jews

Ah yes, the old Alternating Current Current

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As usual

>mysides.jpeg

Hey Stupid, I know it's hard to understand for ignorant idiots like you but in other countries than yours they have more then 120 Volts on their lines. Try to touch this instead....

Real life isn't a movie you faggot.

fuck this nerve gas is lethal

I have 220/380V in my shithole.
380V hurt like hell, don't recommend touching two live wires.
220V is OK, I can touch it all day, and still have control over muscles and shit. Even barefoot.

Fuck how does electrocution happen through the air like that?

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the gas carries the electrons to the nerves

What the actual fuck. The force behind that guys body is immense.

i have to piss but i'd rather piss in your mouth

if you dont mind

Brakes gave up, so the line going up was heavier than the line going down, and then gravity took over

170lbs going 30 miles per hour, lots of kinetic energies

Shit, so it's a gas of electrons?

High velocity flying bodies are fun

Yeah, they got him on 12 step program, he fully recovered and now coaches underprivileged children the slums of Detroit.

Comitting arson 101

Kek

I guess some people aren't getting their dairy products now.

yessir

and ya know don't try to force correct a speed wobble. Just ease off the throttle and let it sort itself out. Been there.

THIS

IS

LIE BERRRY

i smell high levels of retard

Love the filename

Bahahahahaha!!!
I love it when rich Arab terrorists die!

Targeted drum strike

Lost

What in the fuck, look at the dude's feet in the tan pants, not sure if that's his feet exploding or the guy who got hit by the train's head??

You guys completely went off theme here

dislodged buttplug

Why are all chinks so autistic?
Seriously, it should be called "acting like Asian syndrome"

do you now?...

Tell me again how new you are here

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LMAO

thats why you have to keep both hands in the handlebar :U

Fucking based.

mercury poisoning

What the fuck is that overraction. He murdered the kid.

QUIT HITTIN' YOURSELF QUIT HITTIN' YOURSELF

insolent children are a plague on their society

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FLAME ON

Ghost Rider 3: Yea Forums edition.

gas leak?

Nobody gives a fuck

TOP FUCKING KEK

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It's not electrocution you fuck, they are spasms because the brain is beeing fried.
Anyway, it's about 2 years now that i've been roaming /b

Hope the cigarette was worth it, faggot.

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>braindead millennial leftist detected

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youtube.com/watch?v=t9jjK6zU4ZU

Just FYI - That's Matthias Targo from Die Hard 3

Where's the rekt thread?

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This is in my top 10

Pretty much. Natural gas has no odour. In the UK they add the smell so gas leaks are easily detectable and/or avoidable

bait

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Lost

lmfao

hltv is good shit men)))

Mama se mama sa mama kurrack

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lost

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Super saiyan?

Youre a fucking faggot stop using this board fuck off and kill yourself

360? you sure that's what you mean to say genius ?

>being baited this hard

The most disturbing part is how fucking expensive it was to fix that.

its just money Yea Forumsro

>WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
literally all i hear

the joke ---------

your head

typically white guy

10/10

lol, copypasta

its fun when people dies

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I bet you NEVER lost a loved one. How the fuck can you think it's funny to watch people suffer and go through severe pain and even death? Just imagine their loved ones if they saw some of this shit, having to watch them cry and beg for life and for the pain to stop.

I mean, I knew 4 chan was a disgusting place, but holy FUCK

Never coming back to this website AGAIN

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it depends on the situation and your comfiness but you should always try to lean forward and hold tight but not too tight and tap the rear brake to shift the weight to the front. you should throttle out if the road allows it but not always immediately. thats what the pros do.
also check your brakes after a bad tank slapper they can get pushed out and when u come to brake they are still out and u get hurt so pump ur brakes after the wobbles over

Hot as fuck

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Punishment for vapers

Its smoking you fucking moron. Smoking and vaping are two different things. You are a fucking moron, how the fuck have you managed to exist for this long?

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This faggot got triggered

I fucking hate kids. Good for that guy, he should get a medal.

You may as well get out of the pool now, my dude.
You're swimming with monsters here.

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*Roastie choking*

I fucking hate Harley fags. Guy should get a medal.

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thats funny as fuck

Who cares?

Go fuck your bottom, big boy.

go fuck yourself, rice grinder trash

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refer to top post, you retarded twink

Welcome to the internet, dork.

probably my favorite video on this website

underrated comment

>being this new
lurk moar, faggot

where can i find more of this?

His shift is over. Next guy's problem.

how is it different? they both require heat and make smoke.

Oof i hope you're still in this thread... It is electrocution. Its being electrocuted through the collar

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context?

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One hell of a shock collar.
Fuckin savages

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>context
bdsm scene

why are you so salty? some asian take your job again?

go away kid

checked

...

I think it's amps, not volts that can kill. people take a lot of volts from lightning hits and live, others die when there's a problem with pool lighting.....

>Be less new.

NEWFAG DETECTED!!!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Lose...every...time.

It was his wife, she started divorce proceedings against him and he did this.

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Clunk, click, every trip.

the broken red wine bottles make it look way more gory than it was. kid looks like he survived.

Newfag detector!

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How it feels to chew new 5 gum

Bravo user!

This shit took place in Yemen. Of course no is gonna care cause they’re all poor sand niggers

Its the current that kills you...

x^D

correct, even 1 amp is enough, however you also need voltage in order to get the current flowing through your body, iirc its somewhere along 16 volts+, depending on a few factors aswell

>Dudes you WONT BELIEVE THIS..... I go on this crazy website called Yea Forums and the MONSTER in me gets UNLEASHED!!!

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Hasn't maintain his neck bearings

cringe

I want to see some for real rape vids

why watch when you can do it yourself, faggot

Turned out that the guy in the yellow vest was the ‘sparkie’ who fucked up and made it live, so he high tailed it out of there. He’s in jail now awaiting trial.

Exactly. Also, get a fucking table instead of eating on the floor like a goddamn dog filthy fucking slope.

what's an African-American?

source?, don't get why he would hightail instead of just ramming into the guy getting shocked to release him

most people are hesitant to post video evidence of themselves committing felonies mr fbi

Not FBI for 1, and 2 I have fantasized about it many times but could never do that just dont have it in me but I do want to beat my meat to real life rape videos. Just being honest

the kid died later of eternal bleeding

A member of an ethnic group of Americans with total or partial ancestry from any of the black racial groups of Africa.

i havent seen this many oldfags in one thread since before summer

Everyday its the same gifs and webms and sometimes you open a thread and its all good new shit like this
good thread

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Clearly electrocuted dumbfuck.

The clock is only ticking till you grow some balls to finally neck yourself.
Just do it user. Stop being a pussy.a

[spoiler]don't forget to livestream it also please[/spoiler]

if he was bleeding forever how come he died, retard

find the newfag

please tie a rope around your neck and kill yourself, i'm as serious as can be

NO!! Fuck off with your Muslim anime shit

She's wearing a harness, faggots think it's snuff and pay money for it.

>eternal bleeding

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Watts = Amps × Volts.

he means nigger

Yes thank you Mr Ohm

I have an iPhone but I can’t afford anything else. What do I do?

nice! more of this

The fucking shirt...

uggggghhhhhhhhk this has to be fucking bait

Beautiful. Every fag should be forced to do this.

Mmm no thanks just wanting to see a video but you can be my guest and do it yourself

As serious as I can be, no just wanting to watch that video and call it a night. But what you can do is shove the barrel of a 12 gauge shotgun right up your ass and tie a string to trigger and pull that and video it.

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This fucking retard couldn't even post a reply right the first time

You must be new here.

You right. Co worker told me about this app and I only know how to do the minimal stuff. But should check yourself there bub. Your parents might take your phone away

Go vote for trump again faggot

I actually voted for Bernie Sanders. I don't care for trump. How about you go suck a black cock and post a video and start our very own thread of you being a little cock sucking little sissy bitch.

Called a rollback. Like other poster says, brake fails, heavy side of lift goes back. Most lifts have a bunch of safety features in place to prevent this. Mostly happens when a safety trip kills the motor power but the operating brake doesn't clamp shut in time. There's supposed to be a rollback brake that trips if the operating brake doesn't, but it can get stuck open and this crap happens.

FUCK OFF I AM ON SMOKO!!!!!!!!!!!

God I love summer.

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hahahahahaha you need 2 layers of level to understand this
kek

Bye , faggot.

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Well Check'd.

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Good gif.

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Nice feet

Medal? A statue of him built in every city and town in the U.S isn't enough

Luckily he ejected in time.

Dropbox

Imagine actually getting baited by an obvious bait copypasta to another bait

Bethesda be like

Hey, free wheel.

>he dindu nuffin
He still has a gun and is clearly trying to kill them. One shot to the stomach won't keep him from shooting once they get closer.

fice neet

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It's Miller time, not nigger time

they were all executed

Didnt even cum on her face smh

still summer is it?

Thoes guys must suck at jumprope

>oof
ok faggot

That's what thoes rich fucks get, I wish I could go to the snow and be thrown off the lift but I live in the real world

Browse on a PC you fucking dumbass inigger

Just imagine this being how you die. All your life's work, all your achievements and failures, all your dreams. Everything your parents put into raising you and everything you put into self improvement. Your entire raison d'être. All for your life to culminate and climax in a shitty backflip near a pedo-impersonator that results in you breaking your neck.

What an idiot, I get you don't hit the brake but u sure as hell don't keep accelerating either

was that some conditioner?

Why, there dead and most died in a stupid avoidable way, it's really a learning lesson if you think about it

Isnt that the same spot the guy got hit in the head?

I laugh because they get hurt in stupid avoidable ways, u can bet if I see a pet I skip it. Maybe your just fucked