Ask a dude who wears girl short shorts to show off his legs anything

Ask a dude who wears girl short shorts to show off his legs anything

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who wears short shorts?

Is this Switzerland?

Austria, Silvretta Hochalpenstraße

Oh yea sure. Greetings from austria. Just looked too familiar.

What do you wear

What do you mean?

yes, that's completely the reason 'he' is wearing them

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why do you post so often?

Have you stopped tasting your own cum in the shower yet?

I've never had the habit of tasting my cum in the shower, but I do taste it sometimes, when there are "hard times"

Hard times? Like don't have enough money for rent hard times?

When my regular partner does not call me for more than 4 weeks

are you gay??

Do you have naturally hairless legs, shave your legs, wax, or do you walk around proud of your hairy legs?

I’m a Latino with hairy legs. I have considered waxing. Shaving my legs was a horrible experience I dare not repeat. I wish I had naturally hairless legs like some Europeans.

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That's a long time. Is he a drug user?

I had electrolysis treatment on them, making them look like as if they were naturally hairless

Nothing that I know of, apart from weed

Why does he go so long?

I don't know, I guess he has other guys to suck him off

You must need to work on your game

I'm with him right now in Austria

Sup fagbro, dude you get around europe. Must be pretty sweet, where's the best place you been?

I generally like the Alps, Norther Italy, Austria

Awesome, take care dude seen a few of your threads. Enjoy your travels, and keep that protein intake high. If you're ever in bongland don't go to London, it's shit.

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High protein intake, why?

Seem to remember you swallow? No judgements dude, each to their own.

Yeah I do

Dang if i sucked dick i could be travelling round europe. I'd make such a good gay but i just dont like cock.

I think about this all the time...
God I hate wieners..
Except mine .. mines chill

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It's not enough just to suck cock, you have to be able to take it hard, deepthroat it, swallow all the cum, and all this when he tells you to

>austria
Explains fucking everything.

do you hav a picture of yourself and a boat?

You know I do

can you upload?

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thank you so much sir. kind of you.

You're welcome

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