Why were Greek & Roman statues penises so small?

Why were Greek & Roman statues penises so small?

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Because large penises were viewed as belonging to beasts. Therefore small cock=highly evolved. Now you know.

-written by someone with a small penis

Unfortunetly its well know historical facts

because thats how big flaccid dicks are.

Unlike Asian and African religions, the Greeks and Romans weren't into gay penis worship. They just had gay sex for real.

oh everyone already knows you have a small penis?

I fucked a Romanian girl but now she has a boyfriend.

you're fucking stupid, what hes saying is accurate. not saying that it's true, that's just what the Greeks and Romans believed

BRO MY FLACCID DICK IS 5IN HAHAHA ERECT IM 9.5 BROOO YOU MUST BE A DICKLETTT

They were growers not showers. Also, why are you looking at the statue's dick so intently? Are you some kind of faggot who likes bigger dicks? Is that why there is a problem?

OP told me to look at the penis.

Ok

Greeks considered large penis to be goofy and ugly. They would draw or portray stupid characters in drama or art as having large over sized comical flacid penises, such as the village idiot.

The ideal male form had a small flaccid penis in their culture.

The ideal

it was considered fashionable back then. just like being fat was a sign of wealth. things are quite the opposite nowdays.

Why does this girl photoshop her ass to looks twice the size it is and her waist to look half as wide?

But the most important question here is, who Dat girl?

This
>women-want-the-big-dick-meme
Pathetic and/or brainwashed

Greeks had a big dick god "Pan". Almost every culture worshipped dicks one way or another

my mum is a culture
stupid bitch

Because they were a superior culture compared to the judeochristian and atheistic trash culture of today.
Paganism is superior.
Fuck jewish and jewish derived religions.

it was a sign of fertility

my bad

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sorry bro
*cuddles*
we cool

1. people on average were shorter thus having smaller penises
2. large penises were known to be a feature of a beast thus undesirable
3. this bitch got a nice ass granted but that shit is fake as fuck and you need to be a fucking donkey to get past that point of entry

>you need to be a fucking donkey to get past that point of entry
Big asses are not my thing (I think it's ridiculous and unsexy) but you are supposed to pull her asscheeks apart as you drill her pussy or asshole.
Make space in a way to enter and ravage her holes.
Although for this girl I would stuck her asscheeks permanently open with duct tape and gape her ass.

beause they werent niggers, otherwise they'd be big.

Probably cause a small one meant you had a better chance of keeping it in battle

Because based Greeks and Romans new that women were inferior beings and they didn't give a fuck about them
No voting rights for women
Not giving a fuck if she is satisfied
Fuck women back to the kitchen

well you simply dont know how asses work then. bend her over and you can still get in her pussy even with a below average dick. the hole is positioned in such a way that the size of the ass doesnt matter unless it somehow extends down to the floor i guess but even then you can probably just flop that shit up onto her back.

no matter how big the ass you can still reach the pussy i fucking promise you

Also normal white European women doesn't have huge vaginas.

The fact this needs to be explained just shows the state of men today. A bunch of porn worshippers who have never seen a women naked in their life. It must be the reason my 35 year old 6" dick has no problem pulling women 10-15 years younger then myself. There is no competition among boys their own age. They think every female is a porn star that loves having their cervix jackhammered and enjoys cum all over their face. If you can get a women off, with your mouth, fingers, dick, or even a toy they will fucking worship you and you'll have a never ending supply of pussy. If you want to talk about feelings and dick size they are fucking your friends within the week. Size means nothing, how you carry yourself and having enough money to make them comfortable is all that matters, even if you dont spend it on them.

this is true
i was a virgin until i actually tried, instead of just thinking about trying

underage retard spotted

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i'm not retarded, i have autism and i am an age-wise an adult

Women smell the desperation, if you act like you want pussy you wont get it. If you treat them like shit and talk to the hottest one in the group like they are a housekeeper, you'll have the entire group wanting your dick. They all say they want a good guy, that may be true for marriage but for tonight they just want an asshole who will tell them their friend is hotter and drives a nice car.

wtf kind of body shape is that

Not sure about the penis but I never knew some women had a secret burger compartment connected to their rear.

This.

All the girls ive been with cant take my whole dick, say they wish i was a little smaller.

...

Greeks and Romans didn't give a fuck what women thought.

Have you ever seen that soith park episode about anger management? They were trying to make people believecthis isxthecaverage so everybody felt good, and there were less riots. Those were very sophisticated people, you know.

And you listened

In their culture small package = civilized

This is actually a good thread

WHAT IS THIS WHORE'S NAME?!

relax, asian.

Climate change.