Rate me Yea Forums, am I really as ugly as my mates say?

rate me Yea Forums, am I really as ugly as my mates say?

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10/10 would schmeiss my pommes an

Nice try "Drachenlord" 0/10

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jetzt haste richtig scheiße am arsch

Yes, however it's not too late to start lifting weights like a mother fucker and become more alpha than they are

You look. like the reincarnation of John Candy

Mad Lad / 10

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Rainer ruhe

You look 3-4 and can go 7-8if you loose weight

Biggest fucking pet peeve. Lose vs loose.

Shave the stache and lose some weight and you're good

You'd make a perfect cop

wait is das nicht drachenlord

Cool runnings, bro.

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

You look like sheep fucker

Paul Blart, Mall Blart

Leave Drachenlord alone!

fuck off this is drachenlord

meddl leude

You might need this, faggot.

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OP is probably a troll/not him. The dude shown here is a dead meme in Germany.

wtf. faggot

Bargain Bin Nick Offerman

gib a ruh

what is that a autism starter pack no thx you can keep it i pretty sure you need it more

grow a full beard you'll genuinely look a lot better

You look like the OG youtuber Normsbarstool lol

M8 did someone fucking pour acid on your face, i mean you look british so seams likely

I just imagine a girl owning this... awwwwwwwwwwww

what is that whats so hot about that

>dead meme
Du Maske kommst auf meine Abschussliste.

>pedostache
>swollen fat face
>dirty
yes?

>Du Maske
wtf opa wo redet man so

Mariendorfer Damm 179, Berlin

yo ich geh da mal hin mal gucken ob ich geraped werde

neuschwuchtel

If you're gay, just go to bear bars and you'll get laid easy. If straight, I don't know.

tut mir leid das ich deine deutschen memes nicht verstehe ich meinte haha ich bin uwe und ich bin auch dabei

dicker Oger/10

Euch ghörd de brügl rausgschmssn

Fuckin Quasimodo

mfw retards dont get the reference

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