It's my birthday (26) and you guys are my only friends. I've been drinking...

Happy Birthday user

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At least you have a mom

Happy birthday user, clean yourself up (shave the neck beard and put on some nice clothes) and go hit the local bars. Lots of bars do free rails and taps if it's your b-day, maybe you'll meet some people or get a sympathy fuck, only one way to find out.

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happy birthday my fellow partner, tell us more about your life, what do you do for living? do you enjoy videogames? what music do you like? why are you so lonely? there are fellow partners all around the globe, let's help you find someone to party up and do something rather than sitting here or at least let's sit together and shitpost the whole day

At least you can jerk off to Taylor Swifts new music video i guess

Happy Birthday. Hope your day ends up a little more cheerful

thank you
true, she's all i have since my dad died
>work at a spring factory
>nah, don't play video games
>70's and 80's music
>lonely because my best friend died and my other friends only liked me because i smoked weed with them
haven't seen it yet. i'm going to watch it now
thank you. it's a good day because my mom called me. just going to watch my favorite shows and post on here until i pass out

Happy birthday mate. Hope you don't pass out
I'm about to turn 28 in a week and all foggy brained and hurt from recently catching my gf with her ex... But hey, new Tool album comes out on my birthday so there's that...

thank you. hope everything works out for you man

I feel ya my mom and little sister are basicly the only people I have a regular relationship with, other then that I drink myself to death.
Drank 52 beers last Thursday to Sunday.
That's 31litres of beer

Consistent not regular*

damn, that's impressive. are you thinking about cutting back? my record is 4 of these in one day

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Whats the volume?

24 oz 8.1% abv

happy birthday faggot

Happy birthday /bro. Irl friends are over rated and often fake. We connect with what we can when we can.

Happy birthday, fellow lonely fuck.

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Happy birthday man, I've been there. Only I was living in a tent, but I digress.

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Mine are 17 Oz with 5%alc

thanks guys
how did you make it out of that?

Give me your Discord and we can hang like really Bros rather than some drive-by niggers

Maybe find some awesome music to jam out to.

Happy birthday user :3

sorry, don't have one. just posting in this thread makes me happy
can you give me some?
thank you

Hey user... happy bday!

happy birthday dude, hope you will be cheered up by this thread.
maybe order hooker or something thats some nice shit

Happy birthday user.

thanks guys. it really does make me happy knowing you guys care

Moved away, somehow found a gf who I'm sexually compatible with and am currently NEETing by with her and her parents. There's no work out here so it won't last but whatever.

we Yea Forumsros man don't worry we got your back bro

nigger

happy birthday

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Im not your friend faggot

damn, how fat are you ?

Happy birthday OP don't get too down on yourself. There are others that have it worse.

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Happy birthday from France you pauvre connard.

I know man. I'm just glad I have a job and some family
thank you. c'est la vie

Happy birthday drunk user

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Happy birthday, my dude. Have a good one

thanks fren

thank you

Happy birthday faggot

thanks brother

Happy birthday, brah. Go get yourself something nice to drink other than that rot-gut you posted

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i envy you user, that's the best present ever

HBD, user...hope shit gets better for you.

happy bday mate

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thank you bros

Happy Yea Forumsday, dude! Why not go to a bar or something?

i will next year

because it's awkward to go when you're alone and i'm a fucking weirdo

Happy birthday user and here is my present to you.
Go look up /sig/ on the Yea Forums search. Do it.
After you do it, then share it with somebody else
We are all gonna make it Yea Forumsro

Accept Yahusha as your savior

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