3 things you want to accomplish before you die

Bah, music so easy even niggers got that fyre mixtape. Check dude out, dancing to his music

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have sex on each continent with a native
I've just got south america, africa, and antartica left
and if I ever manage to get to antartica you better believe a penguin is getting fucked

Why do you believe this shit? Why do you believe the adult equivalent of "I've got a pikachu in my garage, I got it at summer camp, but nobody can see it because it only likes me"

pleb

1. Make a living as a standup comedian.
2. Play bass really well.
3. Own a home.

>have sex
>find a woman I love and she loves me
>make a family with her and have children and grandchildren
I'm a 39 year old virgin though so that's not happening.

Right now I just try to continue not being a neet and I try to get out of the basement and in a place where I pay the rent.

breathe

I wonder if women think this too

get gf
lose virginity
get married

1] Steal underpants.
2] ???
3] Profit!

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see what lies behind the border of the universe
fly into a black hole and come back to my own house
own a house

this and kids somewhere along the line

You gotta believe in something or you'll fall for anything. Don't let Satan win. Way too many coincidences.

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I don’t get this at all. Most people find jobs out of hs/college that pays enough to live on your own. “Trying not be a meet” stfu you are a neet. Move out so your mom can live her life you fucking pig

Get off antidepressants so I can do some real work with psychedelics.

Steal the moon
Steal the Eiffel Tower
Steal the pyramids

Sauce?

But...you are falling for something huh? Like you believe in videos you haven't seen. What?

Hey man, I got a job again.
I'm working and I'm contributing now.

youtube.com/watch?v=Z_s-Qk07KxA

this

1. Visit Japan
2. Drive a fast, like really fast car (idk bugatti or lambo or somthing like that
3. Make hitler great again

have sex

pathetic

NYPD cried and threw up when they saw the insurance vid on Weiner laptop. They are dying under suspicious circumstances. Vid is real. Anybody that sees it dies

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Fools make for great entertainment.

So it's like the 2002 hit film The Ring?

...

Drive a V10
Tail scrape / rev limiter coaster wheelie
Win a lottery, doesn't have to be 1st prize / mega millions, but I'd like to know what a good win is like

Oh, I'd really like to buy a sail boat and go blue water sailing, but probably won't happen

incel

>killing
>my
>self

Direct a film that is loved by most of the world and gets the awards it deserves

Open up a restaurant that is at least a 2 star and hopefully recognized in the top of the world

Own a house by the lake that I can retreat to often alone, even if I have a family, so that I may collect myself during hard times

: nice dubs
> "... buy a sail boat and go blue water sailing ..." ;
hope your dream comes true Yea Forumsro.

I just want to work on my gag reflex so I can swallow a huge black cock whole. Or maybe even a big white one. The deeper the better. Want to be able to swallow huge loads without chocking.

Why not?

Aubrey Star

Id like to sail to NJ and fuck a NJ land whale just like the TV show Jersey Shore.

There's someone i want to give a hug to
Get super high on plenty of stuff at the same time
See my sister succeed in life

never posted before, this post just sucked so much ass i had to say something. your post sucks ass you ass sucking faggot

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It does
I know it sucks but i don't want anything else

i can help your sister succeed in life

I don't think anyone on Yea Forums can do that
And she's almost there really, so that's one things i can forget about, one that's no longer important and i only need a lots of drugs now

i would prefer if you wanted something else. anything else.

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Have sex

i will give you drugs. introduce me to your sister. i can give her drugs too?

She has a boyfriend and he gets her drugs sometimes
Haha

i didnt ask all that. im saying introduce me.

Why?
Maybe a flamethrower so i can have some fun while i'm high

Uuuhm
Nah
She hates Yea Forums

fuck that. she get really wet?

Don't know
Maybe i guess

check for me

finish dark souls

How i'm supposed to do that?

1.have sex

2. have sex

are you fucking retarded?

Maybe
Never took a test though

Be the leaf on the wind.

I was tricked to watch serenity
It wasn't bad, it was just meh
Forgettable and derivative

okay ill spell it out. use your words. ask her how wet she gets. what kind of drugs does she do?

1. Put my dick in an Asian pussy.
2. Have two girls suck me off at the same time.
3. Have money so I can follow my dreams.

-transcendence
-learning the truth about aliens, secret government projects, etc.
-a supernatural encounter

Why you want to know that anyway?
She only does lsd and weed

just post a picture faggot.

Find some happiness in life I guess. Unlikely.

One would be to ejaculate on a 16yo girls face. AoC is 16 where I live, too bad no recording is allowed.

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