I work at Burger King AMA

What the fuck are you?

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Number 15

can i get a number 15?

Fried pig rectums please.

Somewhere in Auckland, New Zealand
No
I'm not an autist, I actually appreciate my job as it's extremely easy.
I'm back
an autist
We're currently closed sorry
Fuck off, we're closed.

Whos this cute little lesbian and how toght is her pussy

how do you like the whopper compared to the Doulbe Quarter Pounder from MickieD's

any gross stories, stuff customers are not supposed to know etc?

That hella funny when I first saw op I thought he looked like me, and my name actually is Ian fml

I find the whopper has fresher ingredients compared to the quarter pounder.

I genuinely think the whopper is healthier. At least in New Zealand that is.

Where do you work?

God has answered my question. Thank you.

Why are you working at fucking Burger King?

There are plenty of other jobs out there with better pay and benefits if you aren't a complete retard or a pussy.

The worst I'd probably say is we empty the bins and get our hands all dirty and then go back to handling food without washing them cause we're busy.

Because I'm 19 and a friend hooked me up. Also, free food.

>Burger king
>hooked up

Fast food will take any degenerate off the street with two working hands and legs

>they declined me multiple times prior

Is this a full time job for you, or just part time?

Do you think Israel is a legitimate state

Is this impossible whopper worth a shit? Or is it just more vegan faggotry...

Must be a special kind of retarded then, point made.

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You have to be 18 or older to post on here.

this

It's meant to be part time but I'm always covering for people so it's practically full time.

What went wrong in life?

is it worth it? any goals for the future?

Nothing yet, studying next year. That will probably go wrong.

>
>I'm not an autist.
> (You)
>an autist

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BK fries or McD's Fries?
Also, why does your sprite always taste like doodoo

It's really not that bad. Then again my manager is a fucking beast. I get free food and drink, flexible as fuck hours and cause I do closing up it's just cleaning which is really chill. Just mopping and wiping stuff down.

meh could be worst i guess

Whats the nastiest thing you have seen?

How often to altercations happen?

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kek
OP confirmed retard

In New Zealand at least, I've always found McDonalds fries to be soggy, I can't say BK is any better but then it also depends on the restaurant you go to. The one I work at we make our fries regularly so they're always fresh.

Someone fucked up the bin and got meat patty sludge everywhere. It was fucking revolting and a bitch to clean. We took the bin outside and 5 minutes later a homeless guy was eating said sludge that was still all over the bin.

As for altercations nothing has happened yet.

I worked in MC for 3$/hour

How often do you deal with ham planets?

Whats your worst customer?

Has anyone ever spat, snotted,spunked in the food?

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OP post tomatoe

they're closed rn, OP doesnt have BK tomatoe

The shermanator

OP post comatose

Vegan faggotry.

how does it feel being a useless bum?

Do they still have the stupid training videos where you clean dishes for every answer you get right?

The kid works and pays taxes... how is that useless or make him a bum?

Probably spends it all on mexican beer and smartphone apps

tfw OP won't get me tendies :'(

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i fuck a friends wife at least 2 times a month, should i double that?

If I buy a cheeseburger will you throat my cock?

> (OP)
You're making a living - cool beans!
Use that job to observe social mechanics - it's fascinating.

Pic unrelated

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Foot lettuce

No, thank god.

Actually I just spent my first pay on a keyboard.

Where is your Burger King? I'm hungover and hungry.

Can you sell me borger?

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Fucking Whoppers are delicious.

fuck off and die avatarfag

Is whopper a gender

Nigger food for niggers by mixed

You die, bad user

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keep sipping that gay ass juice, flaggot

Kinda see your point but it's a decent ass burger when i'm fucking starving but op don't want to give the hook up

Its soda you dumb

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your face when you get fucked in the ass bc gay ass juice

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what is your fav thing to eat at burger king?

QA : are you as much of a faggot as you appear to be ?

QB : if uncertain about the answer to QA, how excited would you be about the prospect of sucking my dick ?

Sorry I dont sexyally like nigger

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you are a cockcraving slut just accept it, slut

You dumb dumb, acept it dummy

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You're cute AF, would you consider dressing like a girl on cam for way more $$$ ?

Why do you guys put so much fucking sauce on the burger.

Make me a rodeo cheeseburger

How come McDonald's has better food than Burger King?

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timestamp on burger plz