Ylyl(you lact toes n tolernt you lose):Thread start itself edition
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Ylyl(you lact toes n tolernt you lose):Thread start itself edition
Hudson Russell
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Bikers were riding west on I-70 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State
Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he
asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering
kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even
the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting,
Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed
Ethan Foster
Mason Bailey
Nathan Green
Anyone got more stonetoss? I dont have enough
Charles Hill
Luke Peterson
Adam Lee
Gratata
Joshua Murphy
Spidernan isn't really my speed
Kayden Torres
Gabriel Evans
Brayden Torres
Chase Ramirez
Jeremiah Murphy
Daniel Allen
Me thread has hit an iceberg
Jose Bennett
Hunter Wright
Page 9 feels so lonely
Luke Jones
Angel Parker
Jack Stewart
Leo Richardson
Justin Lee
Jonathan Mitchell
Asher Sanders
Isaac Scott
Ayden Lee
John Phillips
This is not 2013
Caleb Brooks
Elijah Harris
Adrian Fisher
Is this... leftist humour?
Jonathan Mitchell
why am i still here.
Cameron Phillips
Josiah Fisher
I thought you guys like shitposting?
Caleb Ross
it was done
Eli Morgan
sure is summer in here
Angel Murphy
why the fuck did I lose to this
Jackson Cooper
Anthony Rodriguez
fucking roadbikers
Gabriel Garcia
Tldr
Adam Rivera
Jackson Rodriguez
Jace Turner
Ebic
Tyler Flores
Leo Murphy
Luke Gonzalez
Riteest. Chuckem
Liam Peterson
Lost !
Jonathan Morgan
Elijah Collins
Jordan Sanchez
Found ¡
Logan Brown
Alexander Ross
Brandon Nelson
Jacob Stewart
Christian Adams
The goodfellas: XD
Landon Flores
Fucking veronica
Julian Rogers
lol
Logan James
This is probably the worst YLYL thread I've ever seen.
Jeremiah Phillips
Cameron Foster
Henry Jackson
son looks half black
Adam Hill
Noah Adams
Gavin Harris
Jason Reed
Agree
Ryan Russell
hey fuck you bro
Noah Wood
Ayden Bailey
Nathaniel Roberts
Few years ago they were talking shits about Minecraft. Now they're playing it and talking shits about Fortnite. Guess what will happen after another few years?
Joseph Phillips
Jack Anderson
shit was cash
Brandon Robinson
Caleb Parker
Michael Morris
David Gonzalez
I don't care if stonetoss is racist, his comics are funny as shit
Landon Barnes
Is Veronica the girl he told me not to worry about?
Julian White
Dominic Morales
Who is that? Lars Ulrich?
Ryder Butler
racist is objectively better
Juan Mitchell
checked
Carter Evans
Noah Howard
If by funny you mean trying too hard to be edgy then yes.
Anthony Campbell
im curious if people get off to this, wtf would you label this category
Landon Cooper
Bashydoll
Adam Martinez
Personally I love it. I'll admit, it's a niche fetish. They always tell me to fuck off out of doll threads.
Tyler Green
ok
Hudson Rogers
Who tf is that qT on the last row?
Jordan Clark
Beckii
Cameron Mitchell
The worst ylyl you've ever seen *so far*
Charles Hill
i was referncing the ashley tisdale nazi genital mutilation edit but that too I guess...
Brody Fisher
Where are the funny ones?
Lucas Edwards
Kek
Isaac Green
Because you're retarded
Austin Fisher
bump
Aiden Fisher
Well, either way.
Blake Gonzalez
Julian Rogers
checking
Cameron Lopez
Checked!
Levi Hughes
Nice dulbs, qumby halamaxture.
Hudson White
Stonetoss is for low IQ nickels, most offensive part is that it's not funny
Zachary Turner
How reductive
Anthony Collins
I think it's funny sometimes. Does that mean my reality is different from yours, where it isn't funny? Or do we simply have different tastes in humor? The universe is filled with infinite possibilities, and you can experience them all with my guided meditation tape for only 14.95 + s&h!
Christopher Morgan
This thread is dead, here’s a better one
It’s got bingo
Samuel Barnes
Is that what we call sub-baseline people now? Nickels?
Anthony Bailey
Care to explain one of his jokes then? Any good joke can be explained
Jayden Rogers
It's what I call them because they are only capable of using 5% of their brain for arguments, any more that and they get angry
Jaxon Jackson
Gabriel Foster
One thing I'm very careful about is never saying anything I like is "good", just that I like them. I know very well that some things I like are objectively somewhere between mediocre and just plain bad.
That said, I don't really feel like trying to explain a joke to you, because in my experience jokes seem a lot less funny when you explain them, and by your rules, none of his jokes might actually be "good" even though I enjoy them.
I mean, for fuck's sake, I listen exclusively to K-pop and anime/game soundtracks. Do you think someone with my taste can tell the difference between what's good and bad?
Jason Williams
that's beautiful, truly
Blake Howard
Huh, now I know!
Nolan Morales
ha!! ha?
Carson Morales
It is, isn't it? I found it posted inappropriately in a loli thread and I saved it, and post it when someone gets trips or better.
Camden Cooper
If explaining the joke makes it seem unfunny, it is a bad joke
K pop and soundtracks can have objectively good songs, I'm not into them but I can tell when one of them is good due to the rules of music, like how I can tell the first theme to full metal alchemist brotherhood is objectively good, but I simply don't care for songs like that
Dominic Smith
What are you talking about, they both look asian
Adam Green
fuck lost
Christian Mitchell
Chase Jones
Lost hard af, I thought this would be stupid/cringe but it wasn't bad.
Hudson Powell
Can't really use Colin Mochrie for this, since he has that kind of expression regardless of what he's doing. It's a rare form of 'resting bitch face'.
Camden Wood
Oliver Johnson
Who's the artist ?
Parker Brooks
The horror
Nicholas Robinson
ben garrison
Ethan Moore
Put this thread in the toilet right off the bat with a gay-ass stonetoss comic. That comic's even gayer than you OP.
Elijah Morales
"BEGONE thot" is incel-speak for "I wish I could talk to girls."
Caleb Jenkins
Kuuga? The fuck are you doing here man?
Jack Peterson
Lotta cringe here.
David Ross
Gavin Hall
Andrew Cruz
Angel Rodriguez
>rules of music
Like, music theory? Have you studied that? I respect the discipline, and I've been to some great lectures about what the rules are for music to elicit different emotions and how it can be broken down almost scientifically.
Applying music theory, I think it really is possible to quantify, within a certain margin of error, whether or not a song is objectively good or bad, depending on the intent of the composer..
If there is a similar discipline for comedy, I'd be interested to learn about it.
Nolan Sullivan
ham face
Luke Jackson
Jason (Wei-Che) Juan.
Juan Watson
Carson Gonzalez
Dubs of stuff
Jace Ortiz
Yes, I've studied music theory, I play guitar, bass, and harmonica
And there are studies of comedy, there have been for a while, the ancient greeks (notably Aristotle) were very fond of studying it
While the rules are much less strict than music theory, they're still there. Much like music, timing is everything
Easton Martin
clearly shit work, the shadows of the two dudes on the footfag are cast strongly in the direction of the footfag, while the shadow of the wii fit trainer just goes straight down
0/10 trash content
Brody Cruz
I also try to stay objective with things that I like. But remember that good and bad are also objective terms. Call it good if you want. I don't like it so I'll call it bad. Who cares what some interwebs roody-poo thinks.
Ian Jenkins
lost
Jack Hall
Wow I meant subjective, I'm rarted.
Gabriel King
Didn't know where this was going but not bad.
Charles Anderson
That's pretty cool, man. I played a couple instruments growing up but haven't really touched them since high school. I was never any good at music theory, to tell the truth. I never had trouble keeping the best of playing withing the band or orchestra, but the theoretical side of things always escaped me. I kind-of wondered if I would have had more luck studying it in college, but I wasn't that interested then.
Hudson Williams
S-sauce?
Lincoln Foster
>I meant subjective.
I thought so. You seemed too smart to suddenly come out with "my opinion = fact"
Gavin Rodriguez
Gavin Morris
You seem to already know this, but music theory is a lot to study, but can be boiled down to "if it sounds good, it follows these rules" which is how you can get 4 dudes from liverpool that never studied music become the biggest names in music for the 20th century
Josiah Clark
>rarted
go back to discord/reddit, twink
Asher Sanders
Can't. I lost access to your account.
Noah Williams
this was honestly a disappointing comeback, it's not even bad enough for me to insult it, but has no quality whatsoever
Jackson Nelson
faggot
Sebastian Rodriguez
It's not like calling someone a Reddit user is a new insult even necessary of a comeback. Keep responding though. I'm happy to chat with you.
Elijah Harris
Whoa, dat was sum 3rd grade level action, right there
Liam Foster
F
Jose Foster
>the guy who made this thought that cocks laid eggs
Charles Sanders
And "hur dur you use reddit" is of a much higher caliber? It's a lackluster response to a lackluster comment.
Josiah Cox
Me too buddy. No I was saying that because "rarted" is a fucking reddit/discord circleterm, and you should just man up and call yourself a retard, there's no need to soften words for comedy as we're past that already.
Alexander Stewart
Wyatt Bell
Wouldn't his cock get chopped off? Bad wish.
Lincoln Howard
Oh no!
Benjamin Ortiz
We're past comedy? I wasn't even in an argument let alone a conversation. I replied to my first post in the thread and calling myself retarded would be pointless for a simple misuse of a term, of which most people would understand based on the context. If "rarted" is a Reddit term is beyond me, I learned it here. And despite the "softening" it's likely to make someone look more ridiculous based on the sheer amount of people that think it's a genuine mistake.
Tyler Ward
Blake Clark
the creator of 8ch
Liam Baker
we = Yea Forums
we're past "spelling words weaker for comedy", that is discord trap / furry trademark speech now
shoot yourself immediately, even if you learned it here, lurk more
everyone who thinks this is a genuine mistake is too normie and should also commit suicide
Luke Ross
Who hurt you, user?
Owen Cox
"We're" not a collective anymore, "we're" past that. None of us agree on anything. Traps and furrys are the majority of Yea Forums anyway.
You're entitled to your ideas though and it could be your head cannon that I shoot myself later.
Caleb Williams
I think it's more a question of who HASN'T hurt him.
Eli Wilson
you're strawmanning me faggot, I hope you suffer
Joseph Scott
Why can you never starve in a desert? Because of the sand wich is there.
Cooper Nelson
...
Henry Gomez
>Translation REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
says the triggerd faggot
Jonathan Bailey
Well I'm a masochist so thanks. Really though I don't see how I'm straw Manning. I said "we" aren't "we", you say we're past something, but that's not for you to decide since you are merely a member of the dissolved hive-mind.
Unless your main argument was that I should kill myself which is less an argument, more a fact.
James Hill
What is the rung below dad jokes? The stonetoss comics are like comedic black holes.
David Cooper
>Who hurt you
Logan Miller
Dad jokes are top rung, you tasteless heathen.
Adrian Baker
Shut up, nigger.
James Wilson
;dr, have a blast of a day
Jaxon Edwards
I agree. The subject matter isn't offensive. It's just a lame as shit comic. Dude has no sense of humor, he's just a cringe tard.
Angel Price
you have shit taste if you've ever actually laughed at stone toss.
Brayden Brown
Jaxson Ortiz
Hmm I think stonetoss is actually "stepdad" humor. It's like terrible cringe dad humor but without the heart or love of dad humor that makes it somewhat endearing
Xavier Johnson
lol fags
Jacob Diaz
>Me too buddy
>;dr
Yeah, that seems about right.
See you around based comedy god