What can I respond to "im pregnant and you're the dad"

What can I respond to "im pregnant and you're the dad"

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suck my dick

bitch im sterile

prove it

if it’s that bitch just punch her in the stomach, she’s probably into it

Okay let’s do this, time to be a dad.

"k"

“How can you be sure it’s mine?”

"ok"

'do I know you ?'

New life who dis?

8ball?

Any funny responses that I could give

Hello Pregnant

Yeet

"good luck, if you put my name on the birth certificate against my wishes I've got 2 years to challenge it, and you're on your own during that time"

then go on the darkweb and buy fake medical records showing you got a vasectomy beforehand.

The one and only reply, you earned this (You)

'my god, I hope it doesn't look like you'

No.
>and then just never speak to her again.

"I'm not signing a fucking thing, goodbye."

then ignore her until she gets a court order for DNA test.

my vasectomy scar says you're lying

If you love her and want to be with her: "Yay"
If you don't: "I need some hard evidence"
If it's someone you've never been with: "You're crazy"
If it's someone you haven't been with in over a year: "You lie"
If you love her but aren't ready for fatherhood: "This is bad timing, how do you feel about being a parent now?"
If it's a tranny: "You're insane"
If it's your dog: "Woof"

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Hello Pregnant, I'm dad.

Wait...

No u

"Whatever you do, don't call it Kyle, Karen, Brenda or Brayden"

thid and also dubs so this ^2

Prove it.

Don't respond, just block the number lol

Tell your sister to shut the fuck up.

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its not a baby its a choice
i am a problem solver

You tell her you love her and that you want to be with her and get married but having a kid so young would be a huge hardship on the two of you just starting out together. Convince her that she doesn't want to be all sorts of pregnant on her wedding day tell her everything she wants to hear so that you can convince her to go get an abortion. Then once it's done you ghost this crazy bitch ass and start using a condom because your pullout game is weak.

Falcon Punch! Unless there are stairs nearby.