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Pedo

I go on cam chat sites and fap with questionably aged grils. Lots of wet hair brushes out there.

does she fuck her own horse?

she was a freshman in high school a couple years after I had graduated, she would post super political shit on insta and fb and stuff and I would comment and she'd get pissed and try and fight with me but eventually we started chatting and it slowly turned sexual and she revealed she was submissive as fuck

She hasn't fucked a horse because we are worried it'll kill her but she has sucked one off and I have made her eat out a mare.

Tell me more

Currently with a woman i love but also seeing a girl on the side i already have one kid but the side girl is just to help my race continue. Love them both and provide for them both

I set up a hidden cam to see my cousin nude, but instead I got an older cousins daughter.

Had to delete the video but not before I blew multiple loads to it.

I got my gf fucked by a friend of mine and she said it was the best sex she ever had. Thinking about providing her with that again.

I used to be allowed to walk my dog in public. This all changed back in 2008 when me and my Labrador took our relationship to the next level. It was an ordinary dog walk on a regular Tuesday evening in the suburbs. Chandler finished defecating and I got the doggy bag ready. As I bent over to pick up his droppings, he moved behind me and attempted to mount me. I was shocked! I did a quick double take to make sure no one was around, and pulled down my pants. Chandler began humping me through my boxers and I pulled them aside for him to penetrate me. I backed up until I felt his knob on my asshole, and he started to pump. I had sex with my dog many times before, but the idea of doing it out in public never came across my mind. For some reason people find it taboo. He was pounding me so quick that I felt his cock throbbing like he was gonna come any second. I couldn't muffle my moans any longer. I picked up his droppings and took a huge whiff, getting some on my nose and upper lip. I backed up until his knob penetrated me and screamed in pleasure. Chandler unloaded in me and we were both spent. We collapsed on the sidewalk together and watched the stars pass as his semen leaked out of me, when I stood up I realized a man roughly the age of 70 was staring at me through his window 12 feet away. We made brief eye contact and he passed out. I had to get out of there quickly! I pulled up my pants and we made a dash for my house.

>17
>Pedo

I used to regularly fuck my cousin until she got married, still did after she got married but not as often. Stopped completely once she had a kid.

m a terrible husband. I post my wife's nudes on here all the time. I even gave out her name and got her doxed. Anons contacted her and harassed her after that. I should have stopped after that, but I still post them. I want to see her turned into famous web slut and be debased and do depraved things.

Best fap I ever had was after stealing my HS best friends nudes

90% of the time the videos aren't made aware of by the girl, but we all have an agreement that the group is Fight Club so we aren't worried about anything coming from it. We don't even use it daily. Sometimes a few days will go by and one of us sends a picture of their most recent lay or a "this is who I am taking home from the bar" selfie. Other times we will be sending pics comparing and complimenting/shit talking old sexual encounters. One of us is married so it's always his wife, but he tries to make it either as funny as possible or as "she'd kill me if she knew" as possible kind of shit.

We occasionally set a ridiculous goal and our most recent was to attempt the American Psycho muscle flex to the camera whether it be vid/pic. I got close, but I actually got permission to film the girl so I got too into the POV angles and shit to worry about the game. Did give an obvious quick homage to it the best I could though.

I used to strip in college

drunk women are far FAR worse than drunk men when it comes to sexual harassment, they feel entitled to do anything they want to you.

I stripped for bachelorrete parties often and I didn't always but could almost every time find a woman to have sex with, on occasion the bride to be.

I murdered a sack of hamburders in Whitecastle back in '88.

This sounds amazing
When did it start?

You got a kik to discuss more?

>you got a kik to discuss more
You just want him to send pics and vids right?

I want to hear his stories too tbh but pics are a bonus

We're all military buddies. One of us is still doing the grind, but the rest of us got out after 4-6 years. It started with my best buddy and I. Then we added another dude. Then I got stationed a few states away and eventually added a few more friends I met out there. We all even play vidya together still if we can get 2 or more with the right schedule.

Can't stand kik or discord (also don't have any social media of any kind). I like Yea Forums for the lack of names and any chance of recognition. Threads die and on Yea Forums they rarely get remembered. But for a few hours we get to be bastards on an occasional good thread.

I'm not 100% sure if my little brother sucked my dick when I was a kid or if I just had a dream about it. I'm too afraid to ask.

>threads die
>rarely remembered

You’re pretty much just making the case for you posting some of the shit you have on her

Please, tell me who "her" is.

Also, that was just an altered version of "heroes get remembered, but legends never die". I don't share their shit and mine aren't going on here either. Someone showed interest in my quick story so I continued.

Dated a single mother with peado tenancies

I know my buddy is my daughters sugar daddy although they try to keep it a secret, but I haven't done anything about it and don't really plan on acting upon it

Explain

I found out my mom did some pr0n.
>2010
>on xvideos.com
>search "milf anal"
>scrolling.exe
>find a familiar looking woman in a thumbnail
>IS THAT MY MOTHER?
>GODDAMN THAT IS MY MOTHER
>40 minute vid of mom sucking, fucking, getting cornholed, DPd, taking money shots on her tits and in her mouth
>fap furiously, cum buckets
>post-orgasm shame intensifies

post link of fuck off, virginfag

There are some obvious trends in our content.

The married one is the biggest pussy. His shared material is the most vanilla and he posts the least amount of content overall.
One of us has an affinity for black chicks and he gets a kick out of getting them to say the funniest shit. Even had one calling him master.
I'm the ugliest and in worst shape so they give me shit about needing to hit the gym and asking how the fuck I got a girl to have sex with me.
The guy that is still in the mitary contributes the hottest women any of us have ever seen so we "pics or it didnt happen" him until he gives up trying to convince us it's real or he has proof.
One of us is hispanic. We just say the girl must be retarded. Literally everytime.
One lurks so long we forget he's there until he finally gets something and shares every goddamn picture regardless of quality.

>later I discover another site with the same vid
>this time I find the actress's name in the comments
>search on name
>more vids
>more guilty fap sessions
>look up porn name, find it on goddamn imdb
>mom made like 10 videos in the early 2000s and since then nothing

Nope, not going to put her name out there. She's retired and the IMDB profile lists her real name, so you'll be the one fucking off.

so obvious larping

This bride and good friend of many years hooked up with me one last time while her hubby was away on his stagg. She's really into deepthroating, and it's all I could think of during the wedding.

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It's always the conservative ones that are the sluttiest.

Tevs, loser. You obviously don't understand what "secrets" mean, and I really don't give a shit whether some asshole looking for spank material on a Nepalese yak milking forum believes me.

Male or female?

Mmm u got an incest baby, I hear they taste the best

Some women are the greatest. Dudes on this site will call her a whore all day for cheating on her husband with you, but you two have a history and she wanted to close that chapter of your sexual experiences in the best way for the both of you. Morally terrible, but I dig it. I hope you don't go down the same road I did. My high school sweetheart tried to do the same with me, but we ended up being terrible people and didn't stop fucking for a few years after she got married. She felt guilty the whole time but neither of us could stop. She eventually fessed up and now instead of being able to be friends (because her husband was totally cool with me) we haven't talked in years. The affair was SEXY and dangerous, but I miss my friend dearly. Not worth it.

Gf and I are vanilla in public but totally depraved femdom relationship in private.

It's been 8 months out of a life sentence of me not cumming and not getting any sex (including handjobs).
She's messaging people on tinder to find a bull, and we're both okay if one day a bull moves in and fucks her every night.
I've been sissified and server as her maid, slowly becoming every night.
She loves pegging me, even as I cry in pain and scream for her to stop (still not used to the feeling)
There's also just a lot of verbal insults and humiliation, and it's not gonna be any nicer. I agreed that there won't be any takebacks from me no matter how painful my daily life will become.

My wife and I used to make femdom porn back when we were in college.

wtf is wrong with you?

*shrug* was into extreme femdom for a long time and it just kinda took its course

My wife is a sex offender. Not really a secret since it’s public information.

This offends me

What did she do? Molest a kid?

my biggest secret is that i like to read Yea Forums with my coffee in the morning

She had a consensual sexual relationship with a 15yo girl when she was 20. Her parents pressed charges.

Wife took a plea for no prison time in condition of lifelong sex offenders registry.

Well, can't say I feel sorry for her, she played with fire and got burnt. But since it's not something as vile as raping a kid, but rather a consensual relationship with someone that was underage, it's not that bad. What was the age of consent where she lived, 16? 18?

Age of consent is strictly 18 here. I personally don’t think it was that bad either. What I think was more messed up was that it was her friend’s younger sister. They were all friends and would hang out with each other and my wife says things just went that way for both of them emotionally and both reciprocated.

In fact the girl herself didn’t want to press charges but her parents had the final word. I feel like the case did more emotional harm to the victim than the act itself. But you never know. It was 15 years ago.

I want to see my slut raped by multiple bbc and just watch as she is used and useless

That's exactly what I'm doing user

lmao

I hate niggers

My girlfriend recently confessed she's been cheating on me with a guy who has a dick twice the size of mine and I'm split between if I should break up with her or try being a cuck

>Age of consent is strictly 18 here
Pretty stupid to set the AoC so high when it's known teenagers will have sex if given the chance, 16 would be more reasonably the way I see it. Maybe 15, that would be as low as I would personally set it and only for relationships with a 5 year age gap maximum. Has your wife ever had to explain the ordeal to anyone? Specifically anyone that may have asked any questions?

That depends, are you a man that knows his worth or are you a puny oxygen thief with an absolute lack of self love and respect for himself?

Leave the vile whore.
This guy is right.

Other than two close friends of hers, nobody else knows any details. Regular friends and acquaintances usually know or find out about her registry status eventually but don’t ask questions. She’s always had support from family and friends before I came around so it never bothered her too much.

We own our home now but used to have problems with housing that did extensive background checks but we never moved around that much.

I love sniffing my daughters socks and jerk off with them

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Probably should act that way as it's the better option. But damn, I feel partly turned on by it. Drives me insane since she told me

do what makes you happy and fuck the opinion of everyone else

If it turns you on, try it out.

Besides, do you still like her? It's trying out cucking or she's out of your life, so I suggest just try it and see.

Be open with her and tell her you think you're into cuckolding but aren't sure yet and let her lead.

I think something is wrong in my brain. I don’t feel like I used to. I have a CT scan of head in 2 weeks and I’m scared.

You're too far gone then, any well adjusted individual would find cheating disgusting and fantasizing about it to be repulsive. Good luck with whatever you decide to do, just keep in mind that it's all fun and games when you're fantasizing about it and you have no way of knowing if reality will live up to your fantasies. Your thought process is clearly being driven by your dick rather than by your brain so I advise you to rub one out and think things through afterwards. Because let's face it, you didn't get cheated on because you're a cuck and it was all pre-arranged and agreed upon, you got cheated on and are now considering becoming a cuck. These two things are wildly different and you ought to use your brain to be able to tell the difference.

>One lurks so long we forget he's there until he finally gets something and shares every goddamn picture regardless of quality.

Kek. There's always that one guy in the group. Sounds like a great time, man

I'm an alchoholic with a DUI and I have no reason to be. I quit cigs cold turkey a few years ago and don't have an adictive personality but the help I could have gotten through my court appointed substance abuse consular was squandered, because I wanted my probation officer to think I didn't have a problem.

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Stay and be a cuck she might get off on it and you might get some great sex out of it

Cucks hardly get any sex. What are you saying?

here
can confirm.

Well, if it's just cuckolding and not any femdom stuff, you might still get a lot of sex, even if it's being part of doubleteaming her with another guy.

Do you enjoy this?

If not, why are you doing this to yourself?

Want to talk about it?

Booze can be found in piss for 72 hours you know how to pass a blow test i.e. half pint 11 hours to blow 0.00 pint 15 to blow 0.00 but in iron it's three solid days. Just to help b/ro

I think I will try it. And if I don't like it, just break it all off. The idea is actually hers, she found herself a lover and wants to show me how he fucks her multiple times better than me.

She's more into femdom and insists on it

i do this
i doubt my friends know

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Emotionally yes. I was always a sub and we met on a kink site. I like that look of a mix of pride and happiness and disgust when I'm a good slave for her.

Physically, it's hard to handle sometimes and I feel like crying when the chastity get very bad. She loves teasing me until I can't take it anymore.

Piss

I've always loved sucking cock...even after getting a gf

I love sucking old men off. Been doing it since I was 12. Don't like then sucking me or penetration of any kind with men, but I just love giving them wet sloppy blowjobs.

That's scary user. Details?

You might be going down my path If she's into chastity, well...

being just a slave can be wonderful if get past the self-shame.

How big is your dick

>The idea is actually hers, she found herself a lover and wants to show me how he fucks her multiple times better than me.
So basically, she wants to fuck someone else and have you provide for her too while humiliating you in the process. That's beyond betabuxx, that's full fledged cuckolding. Good luck I guess, hopefully you won't get emotionally destroyed in the process.

Break up with her. Going the cuck route will be like admitting defeat. You will physically change, your testosterone level will drop, you will slouch like the defeated loser you are. People will smell it on you. Your girl will eventually leave you, and you be unable to attract a new woman.

This man gets it

I'm already off probation as of last month. Didn't drink while on but the urge never left. I'm drunk now and don't really want to stop drinking but I do realize the severe negative impact on my health.

I am deeply in love with my half sis

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Most of the time, I needed to wish that I didn't have sympatheties to the cult group I once followed

Basically I was a cult follower and used to spread their beliefs all to my friends, family and anyone associated with me.

Turns out they were in it for the 'spiritual en wavement'. Basically a /x/ tier supernatural chant BS I can't understand or comprehend.

Of course I didn't do anything, but ran away, pussied out far away from them as possible. But some nights ago I got a terrible night terror that not only made feel helpless but hopeless as well that something is approaching.

Should I seek help? Since I'm shy on relying on others

I can see why. Shes an absolute hottie

Christ I'm in love with her based off that pic.

I entered this thread for the sole purpose of getting 100th reply

It brings joy to my soul when I see little kids cry, not babies or teenagers, just kids (aged 4-9). I have absolutely no sexual attraction towards kids, I just really enjoy seeing those dumb shits doing dumb shit and then crying.

Good job little buddy

And she is nice as hell to me. To everyone

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I use my roommates fleshlight when he's not here.

You sick freak. What the fuck is wrong with you?

I've been with my wife for 20 years but I'm planning on leaving her for this 25 year old because tighter pussy is tighter.

If these feelings get too difficult to control you should confide in a friend. Worst case scenario they can tell if you should seek professional help based on your situation more resonably than strangers that don't know you personally

I'd been having an affair with my best friend's wife and he doesn't know but about a little over 2 years ago she called it off because they finally decided to get married.

1 of those 3 kids aren't his.

Never tell him. He won't love that kid like he should and it would ruin him.

I've finger fucked my girl's sister on several occasions and the last time she let me put my dick inside of her and after I came we fell asleep like that. I woke up at like 430 in the morning and creeped back into my girls room to lay down with her and she woke up and fucked me too.

fucking kys

Yea, he should just keep raising a child that isn't his like a good cuck would.

Don't we all

age?

I recently lost my job but they don't know I'm the one who was flushing quick drying cement down the toilet.
>like a whole bag of it

What was the job?

Greentext

old

you seem to have fetish for shit like this
>maybe get help

a store

Posted yesterday...but had a successful anal date last night with a friend and my GF never found out.

Fuck 'em then.

congratulations thats fucking stupid and you're probably paying for it with your own taxes

you must have one bitter existence full of resentment

Nope.
>Taxes? It's a store dude.
I got fired, of course I'm bitter. But hearing they need thousands of dollars of pipes replaced makes me feel fantastic despite being poor.
>balance

Thanks user.

It's a shitty situation that he's been put in but on the off chance he never finds out he can die proud of his children.

I'm thinking about a way to get paid for being fucked, i got asked to a few times for random people but it's probably not a good idea to go back to where that happened

Why not?

im 99% positive it ends up in the public sewage system and its all the community (inclusive you) paying for repairs

fuck of faids head

Very dark, bad looking place under a bridge
I kind of want to keep alive after

No, not cement
QUICK DRYING CEMENT
most of it sits in the pipes if you pour but don't flush and just pour some water on top so it forces it into the pipes
it fucked them up within the day
it has lye in it so it dries within like 15 minutes depending on the amount

seems like it

I'm 4 inches. Her lover is 9.5

Yeah, she wants to bring it on full force. But I'll try it since I can drop it just like that

Why not invite them home?

Being alive is overrated. On one hand $15 for a quick in-out and on the other your life...no contest

ok cool, fwiw i approve then

That could work but i don't think random people in a car likes that idea

cancer*

It was $100 though
Or a bit more, Just saw a bunch of cash

bring it on full force? ohoh what did she exactly say?

I'm not shocked 4 inches wasn't enough for her, 6ish wasnt enough for my gf. Also after she told you all this, hows the sex life lately?
If you go the cucking route, I kinda want to see where this goes. do you have any contact info?

>ok cool, fwiw i approve then

ok cool, fwiw i approve then

if you just quit, won't they suspect it was you immediately? Doubt they can prove anything though.

Don't see much harm in trying

Wants to humiliate me with that hung guy. Said she wants me tied up next to them when they are at it. They would drag me around as they change positions. She'd untie me at the end so I can jack him off all over her face and lick it clean.

Mine always had bigger guys before me, but somehow settled with me. Lasted for two years, now we're here with her taking monster dick. Doesn't want to have sex with me until I accept her idea. Said it's either that or we're done. Leave your discord if you have one.

I got fired
nobody uses that bathroom
i did it the day before
because I knew I was getting fired
last person they let use that bathroom took a shit too
so it smelled on top of everything
>no pun intended

God damn, she's a degenerate. And you'll become just the same if you go through with this. Tread carefully.

When I am lying in bed I cant control my thoughts, sometimes I wake up panicking for no reason, sometimes during the day I have a thought that completely fucks with my head etc.

She's bringing him over at our place in 6 hours

post dick

I used to have that also. No shit, you might be sensitive to spirits and those bad spirits can influence your thinking. Believe it or not I have experienced this and didn't rrealize until I realized they are not my thoughts. I leaned the difference. Some will say I'm just a skitzo but, I'm not. Hard to explain but worth looking into. Just saying..

Same

My wife circumcised me on our honeymoon.

oy vey, what happened?

She's 12 right?

I'm seriously considering fapping to my sister

Do it

why

It's harmless, she won't know, the thoughts already in your head

It was something we'd talked about for a while. She's a doctor so she had the tools to do it. We had sex one morning and in the afternoon she cut me.

Pathetic. Work harder at pleasing her yourself, you stupid fuck, or she won't be yours much longer.

>Doesn't want to have sex with me until I accept her idea. Said it's either that or we're done.
Wtf, dude you are way, way to submissive. You do realize no matter what she says she doesn't respect you and wants to make you suffer. Women do not really like submissive men. They treat sub men like us dominate men treat women in sexual situations. You gave her the power and she's running with it. You fucked up, leave her. Nothing but pain ahead for you, it won't get better. You showed weakness and it's done.

I'll know tho lol

Do you prefer being cut or uncut? Or is t still too early to really compare

Any specific reasons why? Medical issues? Just a fetish thing between both of you? How did the end result look? How does sex feel now?

You're thinking about it now though, so wanking over the thought or not wanking over it won't change the fact it's in your head

my ex who didn't mind when i fucked her in the ass while she slept is now my personal prostitute.
the benefits are that she doesn't cost much, will let me fuck her in the ass and then sleeps over at my place where i can touch/fuck her ass all night while she sleeps for just 100 euros a day and now i can just say i don't want to see her anymore if she acts like a bitch.

is it true it makes you cum super hard?

I've been following a guy on flickr for years. Posts photos of his family and his wife is a fucking 10/10 yoga ginger early 40s milf. Dug up some other sites hes posted on and found some more revealing lingerie/implied stuff of her, but no win.

Literally check his flickr every few hours for new posts. He'll occasionally post some ass shots or more revealing stuff and then either hide or delete them within a day.

I tried making a fake account and doctored it up to look legit, just to try to get into his Friends and Family stuff, but no luck.

Find a girl similar to your sister and fap to her instead.

It was tough for a while afterwards, but my wife prefers it cut so she pays more attention to it, so I guess I like it too.

It was a fetish thing for her mostly. End result is neat, a thin scar just below the head and no tightness on the shaft. I last longer so sex is better. It also makes some of our other activities more fun.

that won't have the same thrill

Can't do it now

And also not the same guilt. A sacrifice has to be made. Choose wisely.

but is it true it makes you cum super hard?

So what happens if she ever divorces you? You got cut for her first and foremost from what it looks like, could you ever live knowing your dick was altered for someone that left you? Also, how's the sensitivity and the pleasure now? Lasting longer can be good but what about the overall pleasure now in comparison to how it used to be?

The more taboo something is, the more aroused you'll feel. So I suppose it's true you'd bust a once-in-a-lifetime nut. You're just gonna have to see if you can live with the potential shame of having jerked off to your sister.

Back in freshman year of high school my gay best friend would give me handjobs because he was afraid to come out publicly but he had urges to feel and play with dick.
Back then I was a horny teen so I just saw it at chances at bust some nuts

That's hot, are you excited?scared?
and discord valkyr#7376

Mine was similar that she "settled" for me for a while despite the kinks we were into. But now I'm just a sissy to her and she's free to be with others.

I've never thought about her and divorce. We've known each other since before high school and we're soulmates. Sensitivity is reduced somewhat from before but the pleasure is about the same.

Doesn't sound bad then, although I find the idea of permanently altering your body for someone else's sake to be fucking retarded. Is she trained to do any other procedures? Does she ever do them herself so as to spare you the hospital trip/bill? If you're ok with revealing the following, what is her field of expertise?

Had a three some with my girlfriend and her brother. I'm talking blood brother.

Larping

It’s cosmetic surgery. No different than a boob job.

Greentext

when I traveled to China with some friend I went to a massage parlor and got a massage from a 12 year old girl
HE included

She's an oncologist, and is trained to do many things. She hasn't done any other procedures on me though.

My brother-in-law works for a "civilian-in-name-only" company that works closely with the military. He's former military himself as are 99.9% of the workers there. Only the very top people are military because the company does deal with military secrets and so they need formal military leadership for reasons too complicated for my brain to figure out.

Anyway, the place is a sham when it comes to promotion because, past a certain level in the organization, the military uses the higher-up positions as a dumping ground for officers who have flamed out of the military. Seriously. Suppose you're a lieutenant who just couldn't cut it in the military. Maybe you developed a drinking problem or gambling problem or whatever. The military needs to get rid of your ass but they don't want the lieutenant or the military to look bad. After all, if you're such a loser, why did they eventually promote you to lieutenant in the first place, right? Right.

Anyway, they use these "civilian-in-name-only" places as an escape valve. See, you weren't let go of the military, they simply transferred you to one of these companies. From there, since the company is technically civilian, they can let you go without all the fuss and muss of formally firing you.

It's really stupid because a lot of these officers have no fucking clue what they're doing and the civilian population, who have been working at these jobs for decades and know them completely are constantly passed over for promotion just so that the military can save face.

And since these companies indirectly help with national security, your safety is ultimately being put at risk on a daily basis.

Huh, an oncologist that knows how to perform a circumcision with a good end result? Never heard of this before, sounds kinda cool.

wew, nice dude

She'd observed a few during her residency and she brought along a surgery textbook for reference.

Still have feelings for my ex and want to get back together with her. Pretty sure she doesnt feel the same way

I assume she have you some anaesthesia, in what form exactly?

It’s not a secret that you are unwanted.

ouch

Literally just install kik and find a "Sharing is caring" group for your area. I have nudes of chicks I know in real life because of that shit.

It was injected locally, not sure on which one.

I wish I didn't have as much hair all over my body so I could have an excuse to shave it all off so I could be a sissy. I'm a fucking bear and my friends would know something is up if I just didn't have hair one day. I had chest hair at 14. It's really that bad.

I buy condoms for my 12yo niece

Sucks. She's clearly not a threat to the public. Wonder why the 17 year old said anything y, and why they wanted to go so far with that.

Ever make her do favors for them?

Good on you, but make her start buying them herself once she's older.

Post link !

how old are the "boys" that fuck her?

Did things to passed out sis

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Nah, but if she offered I wouldn't turn her down. I'll admit she is very cute.

I'm sure eventually she will but I really don't mind doing it

My first wife was a total sexual freak, but I was too stupid to utilize it. We had a hearty sex life, but man, so much more was available to me! Looking back, I think there is almost nothing she wouldn’t do (no kids, no animals).

show me more

My wife sucks dicks at work but im a shitty beta who doesnt have the balls to confront her.

14-15

It's a no-go, OP. You'll make it intensely awkward, and there is no way in hell she'd say yes, no matter how much effort you put into trying to earn her affection.

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>I'm sure eventually she will but I really don't mind doing it
Unless she's too shy to buy them. Plenty can't stomach the embarrassment of walking up to the cashier with a box of condoms.

Im straight and not attracted to men at all, but i get so turned on by dicks that i once met a guy on craigslist and sucked his cock while getting my dick and ass sucked. Felt so fucking good and ive been dreaming of getting fucked and cummed in the ass but craigslist m4m is gone and im too scared to try now.

Show them the pool ladder pic

nice, older than you i bet

what size you have to buy?
how long ago did she start?
how many have done it with her?
does she do it for "money" or is she just a slut?

Few years

You're in denial user. No straight man gets turned on by dicks and enjoys sucking cock. You're gay or maybe bi if you're also into chicks, embrace it.

have you got more pics ?? i find her ass so attractive

The cult can't hurt you if you stay away from them. There may be other ex-members out there that you can touch base with.

sexual relationships among siblings is common. What are you waiting for?

How’s that

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She's bought them herself a few times, she is fine with it.

i prefer them bushy

So when that blows up and the divorce continues, you'll have the worst of both worlds. Be sure you want to be out of that marriage enough to go through that. You can rent tighter pussy, too.

But as soon as i see their guy faces i get turned off. Like i c/would never date and love a man and shit. All i want out of men are purely just their dicks.

Story?

I didn’t care that day

i bet you didn't
thanks for sharing

doe she fuck random guys or does she try to have a long-term bf?

Well, maybe you're not 100% gay. But you're definitely not 100% straight. Would you date a tranny with a dick if she was 100% passable and feminine looking?

I used to have gay sex with my older brother when we shared a bedroom

Friend was a guy or girl? Story?

Regular size, she likes the ones with warming/cooling/ tingling/etc sensations. She lost her v in April. She's been with 3 that I know of. She just does it for fun, just loves to have her little pussy fucked.

I like nice white asses. My sister doesn't look like a plank.

I share pics of my sis that I got from my friend on kwk

She's had sex with 3 guys but most of the summer has only been fuck buddies with one, they're not dating or anything though

I’d have her as a fwb or something, dont want people around me to know im dating a tranny. But in a perfect world, i probably would date a dick girl. Not long term cuz i still want biological kids and shit

When I was in college a few years back I had an OG incel/doomer mindset but was manipulative enough to be able to sleep with some chicks.
After finding out I was given Ghonorea, I knowingly spread it to 4 other girls (because FUCK roasties) before ghosting them and getting treated

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That's fair, I would do the exact same too.

What an alpha. Lesson learned for everyone involved, use a fucking condom.

Have you at least tried to get the 2 of you in situations where you're likely to get physical contact in private, or are likely to make her think of a sexual context? Judging from the pics you posted it's certainly crossed your mind, I take it

Saw a pic of my girlfriend when she was 11, and looks cute and hot as fuck. Had to go and fap to that image, and can't stop imagining her being that age.

What have you done to me Yea Forums ;_;

believe it or not but I, am Spartacus

"Had to delete" wtf.

They all say that to flatter you.

Me and long term gf started uploading videos to pornhub this month in the hope of making extra money. Its been about 2 weeks now and we only have a dollar to show for it. It's always hard finding time to film, I try not to be pushy but I think it's better to upload a video every 3 days even if its just small rather than just 1 every week. Secretly I love the idea of it spreading like wild fire so she doesn't have a choice but suck my dick and show off for strangers.

I am Spartacus

I had heard on TV that "I'm allergic to condoms" was a super overused cliche excuse but it worked every fucking time. Modern women are retarded

PS cure for Ghonorea requires not having sex for a week. Literally had to plan out what week I'd want to cut things off lol

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got into my college gfs iCloud after we broke up and saw some stuff I wish I didn't but at the same time, that stuff turns me on to this day

Insist that YOU have a free pass to fuck whoever YOU want.

lmfao and they didn't know about latex-free condoms? They deserved to get infected tbqh, college-aged people are obligated to know about all types of contraceptives.

Pretty much, dumb bitches are dumb

Blackmail her into continuing to fuck you.

You've got to make your play for her; move on if she's not into you....

Need to see if she’s into it. My wife gave me a pic of her when she was that age and told me to tribute it.

I will probably end up with a life-long obsession or trauma related to buns

Why not seduce her and fuck her for real?

I used to play with my bro and sis when we were all younger

Define play. Is that a euphemism for fucking?

When I was 17, I dated a 13 year old girl that was obsessed with me. Fucked her plenty and she was freaky as fuck. We sent a lot of nudes to each other. I love talking about her so I'll answer any questions.

I'm "straight" and 18 with a gf, but I like sexting like a cum slut to guys

>be 16
>snoop around on mom's phone out of curiosity
>find out she's been fucking our neighbor and cheating on my dad
>get hard from knowing that and jerk off

Reposting story since I don't think I'll ever do a greentext.

I got handjobs, anal penetration, and a few blowjobs from my younger sister when I was a teen.

>be me, extremely horny and a sexual degenerate 14 year old that jerked off multiple times a day
>have a sister at the time, 11
>I developed some strange fetishes, one was incest so I wasn't opposed to doing that stuff

>convinced her to bend over for me so i can grab her ass, and jerk off to it
>convinced her to give me handjobs and finish me many times while she was naked
>thighfucked her
>i accidentally came in her ass, also first and only time i penetrated

>stopped when I was 16 and she was 13

Get me in the Le reddit screencap xd xD so funny

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Are you both still close? Have you ever talked about all of this since then?

That's pretty gross dude

I once came by running my fingers through my gf's pubes.

Did she let you gape her ass

Cheated on every gf and wife. Often have multiple side chicks. Never been caught. Can't resist strange pussy.

No, I'm into anal but she wasn't. She did sent me videos of her fucking her ass with a hairbrush though

We're close, but we mention it every now and then. I'm thinking about asking her for a handjob sometime

Clearly you do. Larper

No, everything but. Taught them how to masturbate and we licked and played with each other

Do you still jerk off to the photos and videos? Anything you can show here?

If she still talks about it, she obviously didn't mind it. Maybe just very slowly start to touch your dick in front of her and eventually get it out

fucked some girl with a bf in college freshman year then told her I was gonna tell him unless she would come over and fuck, she didnt seem to object too much to it

I used to masturbate on camsites for men when I was in middle school. My dad once walked in on me laying down with my legs spread in front of my laptop camera, and he just shut the door really quick and walked off. Always wondered what he thought of that mental image.

I'm sure he was probably standing there for longer than you realized. Saving the mental image to jerk off in bed when your Mom was sleeping

Really? Wow that is hot! I'm trying to pluck up the courage. She had a cute little bubble butt even back then. Oh the things I would do!

That's crazy hot! Definitely the best kind of tribute

I still do of course, and it would be a precaution for me to sharing nothing here

That's the plan, she helped me cum buckets

Lucky lucky guy

That's hot. I'm kind of going in that direction with my gf and I'm excited.

I like the idea of coaching a girl into being a pornstar or camwhore. Mind sharing the ph?

why did you stopped?

Yep, even though I can't share, I do like to talk about it.

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d52dd8c14c0a
This is our top video so far.
I will say that porn is a lot more glamorous after all the editing, not so much while making it

Can I actually talk in here for once?

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I fantasize daily about kidnapping and turning my friends into obedient cum dumpsters

go ahead man. I'm just going through Yea Forums to pass the day

>Oh the things I would do!

Tell her that.

Make it quick, close to bump limit

youtube.com/watch?v=h7vWDJEwZZY

What did she look like?

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d57594f2ab42
Just for you user

Blonde hair, blue eyes, 5'9", D cup tits, and a fat ass. She matured way early for her age, which is why I initially thought she was my age at the time, not younger.

Weird friends you have. Mine are perfectly complaint to just lie there and let me fill them up. Bonus of making friends at the morgue if you ask me.

Oh I've already opened them all on separate tabs buddy, you didn't even need to prompt me to do it. There's nothing like a thicc chick with big tits, even more so if she has a cute face.

Got drunk at party and fucked just so drunk friend, raw. Came inside. Today she said, she missed her period. Bit worried she go haywire and accuse me of rape, but I never had so much dark satisfaction as I often fapped thinking of impregnating her.

Thanks man. Any comments on videos would be awesome, I have a hell of a time convincing her that guys would actually want to Jack off to her

How old are you and do they even flinch at the fact that you're much older than them?

Just wait it out, man. A lot of girls get impatient and jump to conclusions. Her period might just be a few days late.

Bruh anyone's gonna jack to her on a pornsite, there's tastes for everything and she'll clearly fit someone's, she's more than capable of it. A slow and good cockteasing blowjob never fails, if she's good at those then someone will definitely enjoy watching her give you one. I don't have a ph account or else I'd drop a comment.

Have some self-respect. Dump her. You're not her dog.

Ik wil echt graag een Poolse slet voor je zijn, mag dat niet?