She has the body of a refrigerator and is unattractive. What do you think, b?

>Not having a female penis

A SHELF AT BEST PFF Y'KNOW OP

yeah nothing to say now cuck

more? hot

Young women are seriously fucking insufferable and unbearable to be around for long periods of time. They're literally all low IQ narcissistic children in adult bodies and the only redeeming quality they have is being sexually attractive. They're 100x worse than manchildren and have to constantly be fed and spoiled and pampered or else they'll throw literal temper tantrums. Its really sad watching some of my friends with girlfriends deal with this on a regular basis. There must be some positives I haven't realized yet that make them stick around with them but I have yet to see any. I've had girlfriends in the past and they literally pout like a toddler when they don't get what they want. I have to constantly pay attention to them and spend my money on them like why waste so much time and energy on a literal parasite disguised as a soulmate?

Would fuck

playing with your little wee wee while my chad cock fucks her?

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Trashy tattoos

well obviously you would. This is what a real woman looks like. Not a fridge.

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Canineface/10

Here's a chick w/o tattoos for your little wee wee. This one is my ex tho

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yeah pretty much.

Damn. Kik?

here's another one of the non-tattoo'd one. I don't have many good pics of her

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Bruh, I can tell right away her stomach is far flabbier than Margot's.
Also trash-tier tats.

Big tits and no ass, will fill your hands.
Big ass and no tits, will fill your heart.
But neither, is the way of faggot in denial.

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Why she keeping her arm like that, she hasn't even got tits.

lol if you think she doesn't have a nice ass you're crazy

idk dude. this chick was dumb as fuck. I had to pump and dump. she believed in flat earth.... and that isn't even the worst thing she believed.

Gotta say, my GF gives her a run for her money,

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this is her tits. they're A cups. def not that great, but her ass is 10/10

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Here for more of her

Here's just a couple of rando's

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rando

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keep going

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Stunning body. More? Kik?

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...

Fucking? Bj?

oops

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>gf unironically looks like margot robbie

minus the distasteful tattoos and less appealing face, sure, yours is hotter i suppose

don't have any

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I have some more, but w/e

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Boys you wanna know how I fucked these hotties? Go to the gym and eat right. Don't be afraid to look fucking stupid, because being predictable is boring. Don't chase them, and let them come to you. Most hot chicks won't give a shit about you and you will get rejected, but it's all a numbers game. Once you get one or two hotties it's easier to get more.

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Lmao did you upload this pic online thru your AOL dialup internet trial from Walmart?

You've no proof you fucked her. So until I see a cock in her mouth you are living a delusional dream

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lol I know it's shit. That's just how it is

You have no proof that you're not a giant nigger with AIDs

But I am

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lol I'm not a weirdo and take pictures or videos of me fucking

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Keep going!

one more of this chick just for shits and giggles

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Sometimes I fuck around with the chubby chicks. Not often tho

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She had them big tits and DSL I couldn't help it

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I would much prefer to just beat off than go for something like that

She got a huge ass head and really small body, it’ll take both of my hands to hold her head down when she’s deep throating my cock, till she starts turning dark red/purple face and then let her head go quick, shes gonna look exactly like a bobble head, swinging her head all the way back and then fowards

Absolute ride. Keep going. Ass?

Would

Quite a roundabout way to say you want to see his cock, but whatever works for you...

lol ok unless you're the only other dude posting chicks you're probably a virgin. She's not that bad

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Literally best in thread you massive faggot.

lol I found a pic of you

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I'm the one posting my GF. So nah, that other girl is trash.

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Only other pic I have of her
To each their own. She gave the best head I've ever got.

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I think I speak for everybody when I ask:

How big is your dick?
Length and thickness please.

HOLY SHIT

Fair enough mate, wasn't meant to sound as harsh as it did. Nothing wrong with different tastes.

In response the other guys, suck a fat one, this is me and you've already seen my GF. Get out of your basements.

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If you left the basement more than once every decade you'd realize that real women do not look like barbie dolls. The internal organs have to fit somewhere.

if you left tumblr you'd realize that she's attractive.

>The internal organs have to fit somewhere.

That's the dumbest shit I read all week.
What about this girl then?
Is she missing organs in your medical opinion?

If my refrigerator looked like that, I would be fucking it every night.

Plus, I would store snacks in it.

Actually she's a doctor so I'd say it's unlikely she's missing organs. She also eats like a horse, she just has ridiculous genetics.

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check this faggot out, LARP'ing he's fucked anything other than his hand and giving out chad advice like he's got any fucking clue about the shit he's spouting, fucking kek!

3 minutes
you really couldn't wait to say this, could you

>Don't be afraid to look fucking stupid
I used to do this to get laid. It wasn't really worth it. You can skip all that shit and bang a hot chick just by renting a hooker lol

>Fucked these hotties

Is that fucking code for "I found these pics on tumblr" because thats fucking EXACTLY where I found these... you're a lying cunt who needs to get a fucking life, instead of LARP'ing that you're anything other than a total faggot. Kill yourself.

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actually that one I said was a rando, but ok

Different user, but can confirm.

I had no luck with the ladies....ever....was resigned to be a forever alone....heavily into the ‘nice guy’ mentality....always blaming women for not seeing what a great guy I was.

Then for different reasons took up healthy eating and exercise.
2 months later I was having to turn women down, something that had never happened before.

Was the able to pick the best from the bunch.

It ended up or working out - but such is life.
But still, if fucking a higher tier grade of woman of your goal, then definitely start with self improvement

Point is the information is so bloody generic as to be utter useless. Want to improve your life in any aspect? Then of course eating properly and exercising is a good start, that's not fucking inside information, it's common fucking sense!

Still would bang/10

bumpity for more?

>that's not fucking inside information, it's common fucking sense!
And yet, when I started on my health kick, I had not been following this advice.
And everyone who commented on my gains always said “what’s your secret?”, and I’d say “it’s no secret, it’s healthy diet and exercise”.

And knowing what “healthy diet and exercise” means - low fat, no sugar, balanced carb/protein/veg, and 5 high intensity work outs per week.

It’s very simple to do, but requires effort on the part of the participant.

And yes, it also makes a lot of other aspects in your life easier too.

Even you, snarky fucktard, in all likelyhood do not take the advice seriously.

But seriously - take the advice

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>to be a forever alone
>Was the able to pick
>It ended up or working out
>of woman of your
engrish much?

Faggot IPhone poster.
Spell check is ducking shot

>engrish
It’s spelled “English” you fucking embarrassment of a human being.

>To be a forever alone
>not knowing what “a forever alone” is.

New fags need to lurk Moar

>Has more curves than Margot Robbie
Why haven't you made her a pornstar?

OP I DONT THINK REFRIDGERATORS HAVE BODIES SOMETHING ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS NOT ADDING UP I THINK YOU ARE MISTAKEN faggot

Here is some advice for you guys that are beta male,virgins, never had a relationship with a female, etc;
-Open your window and let your smelly stench from your room air out, clean your room, steam your cum stain carpet, scrub your walls and paint em, throw away your covers and pillows/ pillow cases, get rid of everything your won’t be able to remove your stench from and replace them. Shower with cold water, start when it’s warm then gradually turn it down , you’ll feel refreshed and actually energized when you get out, scrub your rank areas and lower back to get get clean so you’ll smell clean, shave your nasty neck beard, soul patch, pedo mustache, get a haircut and go and buy facial cleanser scrub, facial oil remover , face moisturizer, pore strips, you got to get rid of all the months of sweat, food grease, masturbations sweat/ lotion that’s been trapped in your pores, change pillow covers every 2 days to fresh ones you’ve washed, this will greatly reduce acne ( I guarantee it) . Stop eating really greasy foods, junk food, stop drinking energy drinks and soda, drink lots of water about 2 liters throughout the day then move on to more once you get used to it. This will also greatly help you reducing oily skin. Brush your teeth 2x a day , recommend 3x , floss 2x , brush your tongue thoroughly each time, this will get rid of and prevent bad breath, keeping mouth hydrated and not having a dry mouth also stops bad breath. Use deodorant when you wake up/ go to bed, clean under your fingernails / cut them , use lotion to keep your skin hydrated. Use foot powder on your feet and in your sweaty smelly shoes, buy new boxer briefs, new shirts, new jeans/shorts, basically a whole new wardrobe, your old ones will definitely still smell, not to you cuz you’re nose blind, but to everyone else they will, Also stop eating in your room, no dinner plates, no nothing, except healthy snacks/ fruit , don’t let trash,clothes, smelly shoes be in your room

Cont.

You need to have good hygiene for ppl to be comfortable around you, if your hygiene is bad and youre smelling like a bum, expect everyone to avoid talking to you and being close to you , just like a homeless person. You’ll soon start to get confidence cuz you know youre smelling good, got a clean fresh smile, freshly shaved , nice haircut, clean oil free face with barely any acne. Even though you’ll still be fat and overweight, you’re gunna start getting the attention of girls that are into chubby guys. You’ll be known as chubby Nd cute , instead of fat and ugly slob, these girls love to cuddle as if you’re a huge teddy bear. Step up with your new wardrobe and you’ll get attention of more girls

I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties, four thumbs down!

You're a massive faggot

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