This motherfucking thread again. Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin anything

This motherfucking thread again. Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin anything.

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C'mon. I enjoy talking to you guys.

hey fellow virgin! how's the land of chocolate today?

That's Switzerland. Germany is the land of shit.

lol
ok, how's the land of shit today?

Quite alright. Been running for half an hour in the morning.

any cute girl on the way?

Many.

so?

I'm a virgin but at least I'm not kissless.

Do you have friends?

They were running. Should I have chased them while screaming "Love me!".

No. Some acquaintances with whom I do sports.

well, I kissed 3 girls, finger 2 pussies, groped another two or three, rub my dick on one and got several blowjobs but still I'm a fucking virgin...

What kind of job do you have?

I work minimum wage in a supermarket.

I don't know... we talking about angela merkel kind of cute or true teutonic goddesses?

how much is minimum wage?

Wait. So you’ve held hands beforehand?

No. They were really cute.

Around 9€ or 10 USD / hr.

No.

Do you do any kind of drugs? Tobacco, alcohol?

I don't. I was drink very frequently in my 20s but I cut it down almost entirely.

>No. They were really cute.
did you at least smile at them?
>Around 9€ or 10 USD / hr.
damn you, you spoiled rich kids. 10USD/hr here and you'd be rich in a year

>did you at least smile at them?

When they come your direction, you quickly say hello / acknowledge them.

>damn you, you spoiled rich kids. 10USD/hr here and you'd be rich in a year

I maybe make 16k USD a year.

Favorite movie/song/book/tv series?

whoa, i am so fucking normal, my first fuck was on my 16th birthday

Are you a voluntary virgin or you can't get laid?
Also, pay a hooker if you are ugly, it's their job to fuck with you

>Favorite movie

8 1/2

>song

No fucking idea.

>book

Thomas Mann - Doktor Faustus

>tv series

The Kingdom / Riget

oh well, can't really blame you for not having any game. The "cute" girls from your country I've seen are gorgeous. I would probably run away if a see one while running.
that's not really much... get another job, maybe?

>you can't get laid

Can't get laid.

>Also, pay a hooker if you are ugly, it's their job to fuck with you

I am morally opposed to prostitution.

>that's not really much... get another job, maybe?

I never planned to end up where I ended up. Been searching for a job in field for nearly 2 years now.

yes i know. in fact, i know many people in the same situation.
but there must be better jobs out there, even if is not in your field

Yes. Maybe it's time to look outside my field. Even though I am not sure whether there is something that I am particularly qualified for.

>I am not sure whether there is something that I am particularly qualified for.
is being overqualified a thing in your country? I was once rejected from a job for knowing too much...

>is being overqualified a thing in your country? I was once rejected from a job for knowing too much...

Being overqualified is a thing in Germany. And I do have a PhD.

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ok, I'm going to sleep, see u in your next thread OP and say hi to those cute girls for me.

"I should say 'hi' from some anonymous person on the internet"

"Oh my god, I'm calling the police"

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why do you work in a supermarket, why are you a virgin? why is your testosterone so low?

>why do you work in a supermarket

Didn't manage to secure a job in my field (biochemistry, genomics) which is super competitive.

I was taking this job purely in order to pay my bills while looking for something better.

>why are you a virgin?

Awkward, neurotic, dull.

>why is your testosterone so low?

Never had it measured. But I guess it is indeed low because I have huge problems building muscle.

why dont you try to get an awkward, neurotic, dull GF/friends then? lots of people are lonely but maybe you're just introverted desu.

lots of europoors have low T levels, and at 35/36 your T really starts to nosedive. if you had more testosterone in your system then maybe you'd have an easier time

>why dont you try to get an awkward, neurotic, dull GF/friends then?

Where do you find such people. Most people I met seem to have their life under control.

>if you had more testosterone in your system then maybe you'd have an easier time

Should I start juicing?

those are probably normies, but look at how many sad, lonely people are on here. i think when you look past the appearances a lot are struggling internally, well at least some of the people i know.

maybe not that far desu but you can do testosterone replacement therapy. it will help you build muscle and feel more aggressive and youd stop feeling so dull/beta and smash mad thots.

I'm not sure I can get a doctor to prescribe me something like this. Given that my body hasn't changed that much as I got older.

well at least do something about your life faggot. you'll be dead before you know it and at this rate you'll die passively lamenting on what could have been.

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I will ask next time I see my GP.

Low testosterone has one good side though: I look about 10 years younger than I am.

you're about 10+ years behind your peers op in terms of social experience. when i was in your situation i learned as much as i could about social dynamics, went to every social event that i could and did cold approach. i also traveled a bunch. im not saying our situations are the same but you gotta work on your social skills. it really doesnt matter how dull or neurotic you are as you'll learn those skills eventually. either that or die alone without having sex idc.

>you're about 10+ years behind your peers op in terms of social experience.

I know. And that despite the fact that I started out at the same level as my peers in high school.

>when i was in your situation i learned as much as i could about social dynamics, went to every social event that i could and did cold approach.

That was in me in my early to mid 20s. I went out at least once every weekend. By cold approach, I suppose you mean talking to people.

talking to girls everywhere. when you get good at it you can have regular sex if you can sustain through the not interested girls and all that shit

>when you get good at it you can have regular sex if you can sustain through the not interested girls and all that shit

Until now. Every girl I talked to was not interested. And while I was never a social butterfly, I probably approached a few hundred girls in my life.

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cmon

what wizard powers you've got?

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I can shoot fireballs out of my dick.

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