I am ready Yea Forums. I took a very long, thoughtful shower, then i shaved. I just put my best clothes...

So why ruin it for your family if you are a piece of shit?

What do you mean you don't see results? Are you fat, if you are just eat less ND there you go. If you're want to get strong lift heavy and eat more go on runs it's impossible to not become fit by exercise bro. Jesus if you have money then why not experiment with steroids or something. You don't have a good to live for that's a good thing right now faggot because you should be living for yourself and your family right now and keep improving yourself until you do find someone worth knocking up with you kids and THEN you live for your children and their future. Live for your family not some cheap whore you tricked yourself into thinking you love because she's hot and gives you attention. Improve yourself and attract actually quality women. Also, don't be a faggot and kill yourself for your parents to find you absolute cunt. Seriously why make them see that you piece of shit.

(me)
I hope you can continue on and change yourself

Been hitting the gym for 3 months now. In the first month i lost 8 pounds. In the 2nd month i gained 2 pounds. Now im literally where i started. Can' t get the eating right.

I have no issues with talking to girls. Guess i just don't attract them ?

Probably you are right. I had issues with mental health in the past. Psychiatrist helped me get over it easily just by talking. I don't talk much to people. In fact, i just don't talk talk.

thank you asshole.

If male, kill yourself via impalement. Just get a big long two by four from the garage and ram it up your ass then fall on it.

If you're female, just wait a few days and you'll feel better.

Mental health is complicated. Most like to say either talk to a doctor, or just "get over it". It makes it easy to not realize you're in a deep pit of metal health and it'll take a lot of work to get out yet still be worth it. I say this because I'm going through the same thing right now... I had no idea that we could be so genetically disadvantaged yet it'll still be worth it, and professionals studied for years to be able to help us get out of this clusterfuck. But from where I am now, I can tell you it IS worth it. But you're in a pit now. So I'll do what I can to help you get out.

Your life not as bad as you think faggot quit wallowing suck it up and beat this shit. You can start by bot being such a faggit that you would want your parents to see their dead son. At least take your car somewhere or rent a fucking motel room you fucking animal. Seriously though suck it the fuck up and stop acting like a child. You want a girlfriend to live for yet you arnt even resilient enough to not kill yourself so why should a girl waste time on you. Get stronger and resist this, each time you push through you gain strength and character.

Oh that's an easy fix. when you plateau like that just fast for a day or two and then start up on your diet again.

Dont forget to livestream OP

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This also you hardly been working out long at all, give yourself at least a year before gauging your progress. Also, muscle weighs more than fat so it's possible you're gaining muscle stop looking at the scale and rely more on the mirror for progress. Scale don't mean jack shit, just use the mirror

don't kill yourself

3 months is hardly enough time
you just started fam

Crying helps, thanks.

thanks for the laugh. it was worth it.

i dont have a gun.

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And I agree with user, if you start working out while you start dieting, it's possible you'll gain weight due to gaining more muscle that lost fat, yet still be physically more fit because any gained muscle and any gained fat is progress.

Sorry, any gained muscle and any lost fat is progress. I'm drunk at 3am in the morning... sorry for the mis-type.

im drunk too user, though its 4:15am

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youtube.com/watch?v=ndqSjsBpbYc
Listen to this, "The Pit" by Silversun Pickups.

It ONLY started getting worse when i took on a higher paid job than before. More responsibilities and work overtime. So my personal life became second at hand, while work is having a toll on me all the time. I won't say i can't find spare time for myself because that would be a lie, but i can't find time for myself and do the things i like.

Why don't you move out of your parents house, user? Why kill yourself in front of them, did they duck your life up or something? Seems like a pretty dick move tbh

That was an over statement. I basically live in my own flat but they come to visit every now and then.

Well adding this job to the mix only makes it more complicated... All I can really add with what I know now is in America, a job is what you use to pay for the life you want, a job is not your entire life. If you're not getting the benifit for the effort you're putting in, look into another job. You may get paid less, but time off is an important factor too, because a job is what you use to pay for the life you want, a job is not your entire life.

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Why the fuck is it cut into squares
stupid bitch can eat like a normal being

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Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in a box. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on this board ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking fag

You're in the Mountain time zone, and I'm in the Central time zone. I'm in Iowa incase you were curious, but regardless we're both drunk late into Friday night/ Saturday morning so I'll take a shot to that :)

Pizza isn't the best, but it isn't the worst. Plenty of carbs, protein, and fat, but very few micro-nutrients. Eat some vegetables along with it and you're solid.

you retarded? Do you know how to read time zones? I'm pretty sure you don't/ KYS faggot.

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You're right, forgot Eastern is ahead a hour, Mountain is behind an hour. Like I said I'm REALLY drunk... either way fuck me, I'm a failure at life :P

How about you start living for yourself and be okay with being lonely first before you rationalize your pathetic and miserable existence? A little bit of gratitude and shifting perspectives will go a long way.

Listen here faggot my family only eat high grade pizza bless from the Italian gods
This is just a mere stock photo of an average american buffet meal
Go pay your child support you anal loving faggot

To be fair, he's from Iowa. I'm p sure he's a half cow or pig

At least make sure you have a lot of money lying around. Most life insurances don't cover suicide. Funerals often cost around 15k, but a really cheap one can be around 10k. This is US dollars in the US, but still, getting rid of dead people is expensive.

Fellow family fag here. Don't do it user. I felt like you many years agoe, but seeing my children grow up was worth it. That was worth living for. If you feel alone dedicate more time and love to them. It's worth it and when you see how much you have helped their lives you will know you did something great.

user ill be your sissy if you give me a monthly

ITT: privileged fag has decent life but is wahh lonely. Fucking sage.

>privileged
kys

Are you aware I have a ritual called 'terminator'. I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slo...wly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy

Man the fuck up. Follow the chart. The chart won't let you down.

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>has job
>not privileged
Suck a fat dick

I'm like the 1% of educated in this state... Thinking of moving soon

If you have a job and money. Fly to Brazil, and start fucking whores, or blow it all doing something you've always wanted, even prisoners get a last meal. You can always kill yourself later, nothingness isn't going anywhere

Thanks to all of you inspirational anons. I won't do it. You gave me plenty of reasons NOT to. I will find something else worth living for. I will workout harder and learn to talk with people.

But there are so many things to live for?!

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I don't think you wanted to die OP, I think you just wanted someone to care. Well if strangers on the internet are willing to convince you to live, when there is no consequence if they don't, doesn't redeem your faith in humanity I don't know what does. We've all been there, just make a concerted effort to be an entirely different person , put yourself out there, you have nothing to lose, and you shouldn't be more afraid of talking to strangers than blowing your brains out. Always give it a go, death is coming for us all, and it's permanent, don't rush to get there

Suicide is not good
Things will get better

Jesus fuck you drunk bastard
Child support is due tomorrow
And don't forget to buy some dildos for your boyfriend
As for me Im going hunting for a stupid blue hedgehog that can make some good chili dogs

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yo man dont fucking do it. There is always a fucking way out. You have to work a little harder, roughen up around your edges and the results will come. It takes time. It really does. But everything is on the table buddy.

Dont do it user with the right ingredient's anything is possible.
youtu.be/zR5_ynPyaI0

>EHREHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>EHRE I'M FROM REDDIT!!!! >ERHERRRRRRRRRRERRRRRRRR

We're here man. Talk to us.

DO A FLIP FAGGOT

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nosubject.com/Suicide

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I'm stuck between telling you the right thing, because i know you need to hear. VS. what i feel; being i've lost the energy to care. And it sounds shitty of me cuz i know youre just as human as I am. If you wanna do this, i'm not gonna stop you, but i'm not going to encourage it either.

>gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time

Lost

Find something that motivates you or find your motivation in gym, get a healthy diet, stomach is our second brain, if you eat shit you will think shit

Hope you’re still alive OP

Dont do it bro. Life has rly much to offer. Have you ever travelled? See something from the world. There's freakin pretty spots that's worth to see. Do you like cars? Get your fav. car in shitty conditions and rebuild/tune it by urself.. theres awesome stuff 2 do.

And if U dont... u said you have money? Then paypal.me some if u dont need. I always find something useful to do. And if it's just car parts. xD

Killing yourself is the easy way out, but not worth it.
I know this sounds cliché AF but it will get better.
Had thoughts of killing myself as well. Glad I didn't do it.

Stay strong user.

Why bother taking a long thoughtful shower if you're just going to shit your pants when you die?

I think it's an actual pie. Not a pizza.

How old are you OP?

Your name is Todd Jeffrey Bennett from Berea Ohio

Whats my name Faggot!!!

what sorcery is this?

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Samefag. Dont search the name given leads to data mining sites.

um im not searching names, I could care less!

If you could care less, then do so.

Can I have your money please :)

No but nice try.

I hate your family too.

stream it

We all have problems you narcissist. You want to be a bitch and think you're going to game the system, well you can't. You think you're lonely now ? What do you think will happen when you die? You think nothing, right? What if you're wrong? And you spend eternity watching your family move on and forget you. You might get to watch all of their happiness. You can watch that girl you wanted, fuck and suck guys for years. That all sounds fun. I'm not talking religion or beliefs. I'm saying what if that is true?

Can't lives in a house on won't street. Stop making excuses and sort your life out.

Wanna play some vidya user?

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all jokes aside you seem like a very mentally distraught person and I would suggest getting some serious help asap. hopelessness might seem like the easier way to go, but where do you honestly see yourself in say 2-4 years? maybe God only knows, but ive been down this path too, and trust me, no matter how much abuse I was going through I do not regret not killing myself.
And im not here to tell you "life gets easier hurdurduuurrrr!!" it dosent. people still fuck you in the ass for fun, you just handle it better, you get stronger.

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Usually when people talk shit, I just brush it off, but now, it's gone a little to far. Assclown, you talk as you know me but in reality you don't know shit about me. I'm guessing you've never been in a situation involving a real live thug that was born and raised in the ghetto/hood(me). Yes i've turned my life to good, but i will throw all that out the window if you continue to talk shit about me. I've killed a few people back in my banging days and Just remember next time before you open your mouth, you better be praying that i'm in a good mood, or else you'll be in for a rude awakening when the thug in me unleashes.

Ok, that shit made me laugh hard. Nice...

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Solid advice.

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>people still fuck you in the ass for fun, you just handle it better, you get stronger.
True story. I would add do your beat more to be Jaded. Sounds easy but it's not always.

You wont kys because youre just looking for people to care. We do care user, things will get better for you. Im thinking youre probably around 25-30ish so you still have lots of time. Even if youre older your chances of finding a girlfriend are pretty high. Just power through dude youll make it.

Just do it , the planet is overpopulated.

All those things take time. Also go and talk to people more, that will help you improve your social skills, but it takes time (like 6 months) to see real progress

Sure what's your ign?

You are a very selfish person. To do this to people that care about you is as selfish as it gets. You should just...oh....wait, nevermind

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Give me ur money. I’ll make better use of it.

dont die yourself. live yourself to expose isreal

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Stfu u faggot Zionist pig

Listen up faggot, being /fit/ gets you nothing but gays miring.
Don't aim for the perfect fit body, but for gains and actual strength. These matter.

Start volunteering, you'll meet people. And the best thing is they can't get away from you. Some will feel sorry for you and ask you to join them at some bar or something.

Next, get some animals, from a dog or cat to chickens and sheep. You'll only understand then why I told you so. Animals give you the love and affection you need but don't demand anything back, just a few hugs and food.

Finally, if you're going to kill yourself, do it live.

play wow

Lol that is what I do, works wonders.

GET A GIRLFRIEND TOO, MAKES A BIG DIFFERENCE!

are you still alive?

dont

Did you do it yet? If not I got my popcorn now. Livestream it.

Bro!!! Still there?

Listen up, get a calorie counting app on your phone. Record everything you eat. See what you are doing to yourself.

Second step. Drop your calories HARD.

Third, you gym gains are likely new muscle bro, this is good.

fourth. Eat a low calorie high protein, high fiber diet. You are LITERALLY what you eat. STOP EATING SHIT CARBS.

Fifth. Eat meat and vegetables for 3 weeks straight, no cheating. Record EVERYTHING YOU EAT.

It won't even take a week to get a sense of control. By week two you will be on fire. Week three you won't even want to do step six...

Six: CHEAT DAY... eat like you are a cunt absent all accountability/responsibility. Want to eat an entire birthday cake? Do it. Want a pizza, have two cock sucker... You will feel sick. You will not want to eat that shit anymore. Trust me.

seven: After cheat day, resume low calorie diet. Cheat days will be every two weeks.

eight: continue with gym.

nine: note how you are losing 10-12 lbs a month. Weights will be done once every two weeks first thing after your morning constitutional dump.

10: Kellogs BRAN BUDS will be your only simple carbs. 2/3 of a cup only. MEASURE THIS. You will shit CLEAN GOLDEN BRICKS. It's is magical. You will save money on toilet paper, you may give up bothering to wipe.

Eleven: Make tons of friends with women.

Twelve: Take them out on friend dates, make them chase you. Fuck them and leave them. Break their hearts until you find one worth while. Fuck her but never commit until you can tell she is losing her mind. THEN tell her your feelings. Women are not good people. 99% of them are absolutely awful, treat them according to their level of awfulness. You are the prize brother.

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