Thoughts on giving hookers counterfeit money? Quality wouldn't have to be flawless, never seen one inspect it...

This isn't Yea Forums anymore, it's just an extension of Reddit.

agreed. don't touch it either. prints seep in to paper. hardest part is the rag paper, but you can make it. or some cotton bond paper. search on an open wifi and on an old laptop you WILL throw away. your MAC is married to searches. then be sure to throw away the printer too - if you can get an older one which will let you print money. newer ones can detect the 5 point protection on the bills and not print it. and don't forget - it's well over 10 years for for doing what you're thinking about.

this. Yea Forums died about 10 years ago.

Yeah it might seem excessive but follow this user.

Had a kid I knew print out money in highschool and we would buy candy from the retards in their cafeteria train them to be a cashier store. /even his bills would work in vending machine. Secret service yoinked his ass outta class one day

Fbi posts a thread on 4chin tracking people who could possibly be trafficking for sex

Might as well throw a federal charge on that too with counterfeit bills.

Some idiot will fall for it and get busted with a fistful of fake cheese

*gets raped in prison*

Seems kinda kiked to me. But I wouldn’t pull this shit with any chick in my area also sounds like a great way to have one of their “drivers” try to fuck you up.

Hey, you pricks, there's a reason we Americans keep hoing illegal: it's so that we can pull this shit on the no good whore selling themselves. Imagine if we legalized. What would happen? I'll tell you what:
>no more 10 dolla bjs
>no more bare sex
>no more anal
>no more being rough with the bitch
>no more party n play
>prices go up and suddenly every ex crack ho is charging 100 for a covered bj
>no more cheap hotels
>no more carplay
>no more anonymity
>no more creative shit like this
>no more underage
I could go on and on. Legalizing prostitution fucking ruins it for us first worlders. And it's shit like what OP is trying to do that keeps it illegal. Good on you, OP, for being of service to us all.

What kinda grimy whore do you get a 10$ bj from

The crackhos on figeroa street

aw shit my la niggas in the house

i hope you like being pimp slapped

That's how you get murdered by the Pimp and his gang of merry niggers

translation: you're better off using real money, op

nah he'll just beat the whore and tell her to check the money next time. Don't be an idiot pimped out bitches are high volume a pimp aint got time fo dat shit and pimps probably got a stable he can't be comin after a trick for 50 dolla.

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Think I’ll just stick to the “classy” escorts

You think you're better than me?

> no more underage
good. i hope there is no more underaged prostitution you filthy pedo.

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last time i went to a massage parlor they had a machine that could auto-check hundreds

if you're seeing someone off the street expect their pimp to come after you whether the bill is real or not

just buy a gun

This made me laugh, thanks man. I don't see the problem with it honestly, they should've chosen a different "profession". Just remember it's a cold world.

Well im not a pedo that gets bjs from crackwhores so yeah definitely better then you

It's been a long time since I had a nigger hooker on my cock, I've banged quality human hookers but I'm missing the pleasure of watching a big nigger ass bouncing on my cock. And nigger lips on it

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I can get underaged girls for free and easy? You jelly? Idk what it is, 12 year old girls are always catcalling me. One time I was walking at the mall and a couple 12 year old girls came up to me and one of them said "you're hot" so asked her if she wanted to go make out. I took a couple of sweet tight smooth hot soft young pure innocent petite little virginities that day. I always do.

>buying street hookers in 2010+

Actually no, prices would go down unless you get stupid cucks who want to pay hundreds for that sort of shit, in any other country where its legalized or tolerated, hookers are cheap because why pay 50 when the whore down the street will charge 20. The ones who overcharge wont get any business due to a surplus of cheaper services. This is of course unless it doesn't go the American way and places need certifications fees and hooker licenses to practice their shit

Yeah the illegality of it gives you a license to treat them like shit

Hmmm, how can I make going to a prostitute more risky. Oh I know...

That’s a good idea

This wasn't me I was just was reacting to that. How you so stupid foo

Try the ones on edgmont and Santa Monica they’re the ladies of the night

Can't even pay hookers, quality man right there.

Yeah ok pedo

new girls my pop out, but they probably have the same pimps as the old ones. The moment one tags you, you are gonna get your legs broken with a crowbar. Don't poison the local well user

actually it's just that the legality of it would give the whore the license to not be treated like shit
>hookers are cheap in Amsterdam/any first world country
This fucking idiot thinks he's an expert on economic theory. Just look at nevada. An (illegal) street whore is always cheaper than a (legal) brothel whore. In any other country where it's cheap and legal, it's because the country is poor as fuck you dumbass. Compare the prices of beer or anything else. And you think the law won't require a ho to get her ho-card? In America? Absolutely braindead. Pricing isn't even related to all that other shit I mentioned. Say good by to every bbbj if it's legalized, don't even think to creampie a bitch.

Don't say that... :(

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Man i ain't no pedo

in mexico, a good friend of mine got hold of a few fake 200 pesos bills, we mixed them with the other bills we had and went to strip clubs. since we were 10 guys the bartenders weren't checking everything, so we paid maybe half our tab in fake bills, then we convinced a couple girls to come with us and we paid with the rest of the fake bills and a real one, so they could at least pay the cab back home after the party

Did you guys get away with it completely?

I did this to a prostitute once. I gave her $60 in fake bills and she gave me HIV so I guess we're even

This place is full of sex obsessed incels yet when someone agrees to give you the sex you so desperately crave you don’t want to pay for it.

Exactly what a pedo would say Lol sorry but this made me laugh

yeah, after a busy night at the stripclub i don't think they'll remember who gave them which bill, also we don't live in that city

>incel
>involuntary celibate
>involuntary
>celibate
>i'm fucking whores left and right
By the way, it's not "somebody agreeing to give me the sex I so desperately crave." It's a bitch giving me incentive to give her money that she so desperately needs. I don't owe her or her kids a livelihood, or money for her crack habit. She's as much of a criminal for doing this as I am, and if you make you're money off of crime, you can't get sore when a better criminal takes advantage of the fact that your money isn't FDIC insured. You just charge it to the game. How many drug dealers get robbed/killed in a deal gone bad? Same concept.

OP here - wow this blew up, good stuff, thanks guys. Love the strip club idea, no way they'd ever know if it's a busy night. Get in, couple dances, get out within an hour.

Many of the lower-end encounters I've had are pretty quick. I never have sex, not into it and hoes charge up the ass for it. Usually dark. As long as it "feels" real enough for the 5 seconds they hold it, doesn't have to look perfect.

Just FYI, I've dropped probably close to 10k in hookers over the past several years. I'm more or less broke now (unrelated from this) so just trying to think outside the box. Someone said it, it's a cold world out there. I'm sure they get plenty of dough to make up for 60 - 120 bucks one time. Not dumb enough to see the same one twice, I rarely do that with real money.

Not to mention most of these girls are scamming the shit out of guys ALL the time - premium snap, getting money before sending whatever they're gonna send, OH and the big one right now..The hoes asking for "deposits" before they meet so they know you're legit. Stupidest thing ever.

Last time I got one was when backpage was still a thing. Where do you guys go to look up a few?

your mom dot com

I'm telling you it's been getting worse and worse. I can only suggest moving to a big city that's been ruined by liberals. Detroit and LA come to mind. Otherwise move to a border city and cross into a third world hellhole.

OP again - PrivateDelights if you're in a good sized city. Escortfish is very good. Listcrawler. Switter is okay in some areas. Meetme and Skout are the best if you need something QUICK, like girls that want to see you yesterday. Not always the best quality though.
SeekingArrangent is by far the best, gorgeous girls, some you may even recognize. It's a sugar daddy site but I've only used it to hook up. POF works sometimes, OKCupid. Look on the craigslist resume section for a girl needing some cash.

Prostitution isn’t a crime in my country

>your MAC is married to searches
is over there, user.

I would feel guilty but I have always liked the idea of counterfeit money.

Fucking pay her you scumbag

Yea Forums grew up and got jobs. Nobody likes to be scammed. Only children would think this is funny.

Hookers talk amongst themselves. Theyll spread the word fast and post your pic in their social circles. Youll be ostracized quickly. You can get away with it once and then never again

>Pay hooker
>Have teh secks
>Beat the shit out of her afterwards
>Take ALL her money and drugs
>Beat her some more
>Just nutted and put a woman in her place
Best feeling in the world.

Don’t do it; the pimps will fuck your shit up real quick

Vivastreet is good for it in the UK

I guess that's what happens when your daddy made fun of your small cock during sex - you post shit like this

Yeah gta 3 really was something else wasn't it bro

That's how it is in Canada. These old ass busted crack whores are charging 300/hr for vanilla ass covered BJ's and fucking. The good looking ones are charging 500/hr and up easily, BB BJ and fucking, anal anything extra than just regular sex with a condom costs you $1000. Fucking retarded, it was a mistake legalizing these whores.

Enjoy getting a pounding next time you're around.

Get'em Bobby

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Cry some more, girls.

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I expected to see it, I did, and made me laugh as usual. Mom jokes never get old, never..

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kanada here
keked

Eat shit redditor virgin nigger

I’ve only ever had one inspect the cash for authenticity. Not a great idea in general to fool around with counterfeit currency though.

i literally called the FBI on you nigger.

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Is this old pic supposed to be funny?

>ha ha le funny tabs meme will surely get me upvotes ha ha

Imo, you would have to travel a state fucking with fake cash from beginning to end, hit the next state, do the same. And stop 2 states before the one you live in. You would be able to pull it off as long as you don't stay in one place to long. Obviously don't allow pics of you, burner phone(if needed) available. I believe you could "safely' do this once every 3 years and get away with it. Interesting thought. I would suggest only fucking the lower tier ho's.

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lookouts will tag the plates on your car
have fun waking up to your house burning down

OP is more generous than I.

> Auditor traveling to different cities for work 5-6 times per year
> put real $$$ in envelope for "dates"
> lay envelope in visible area
> get bj & finish in about 5-10 minutes
> give ho a hard right-cross palm strike to the forehead KTFO'ing her
> grab envelope $$$ and leave

I always brought flavored condoms to the "dates" so she got to enjoy apple or banana while sucking my banana-- it was the least I could do.

No, the real reason it is illegal in the united states is the rise in human trafficking it would bring. More demand for prostitution, but not a proportionate amount of supply of prostitutes. So they have to get prostitutes from somewhere.