I'm gonna marry seuss and cry about how happy i am all the time

I'm gonna marry seuss and cry about how happy i am all the time

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I have to interrupt this latest broadcast to tell you something of vital importance. A portal to the underworld has just opened, in the region of my anus. This is not a hoax. Skeletons and ghosts are emerging from my bumhole as I type this. I believe they intend to destroy the living, out of pure spite. The skeletons are arming themselves. I'm not sure what the ghosts will do. Probably some kind of psychic attacks. Attempting to clench. Prepare your

quick, shove something up your ass to close the portal!

Di

here

I told jevin I was gonna take a dick pic since he asked

Your fortune: Outlook good

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for some reason...i have a random urge to post this pic :/

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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dubs!

seuss' dumb sausage roll is worthless

can't even get used regularly lole

Your fortune: Outlook good

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You're such a bad liar

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All I get to do is m*sturbat.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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Oh, really? Is that all

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