hey, /b. how do i (f22) seduce my roommate (m22) to want to have a frequent sexual relationship with me? he is currently interested in a trans guy (18) but before him, we were pretty close. i try to keep my distance and not be overwhelmingly interested in him, but i definitely think he’s the one for me. we joke around and hang out sometimes, but he never seems too attracted to me. i’m a decently attractive chubby girl (which i know he’s into) and i just want to fuck him, and maybe like also hold hands with him, you know?
please give advice on how to show my interest in him without coming off as too much. i try my best to act like a good “housewife” to show my desirability as a partner. harsh criticism and advice welcome, and more details can be given if needed.
Hey, /b. how do i (f22) seduce my roommate (m22) to want to have a frequent sexual relationship with me...
tits or gtfo
tits or gtfo
Tits or gtfo
Post a picture of yourself
Timestamp with those tits btw
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picture that he photoshopped his dick on
i consider this a masterpiece
tits or gtfo
dont forget the timestamp
tits or gtfo
wheres the timestamp you imbecile
Look at this fucking liar
hope i delivered
Now we're getting somewhere
More pics please.
advice time pls
Nice tits. I wonder what you ass and face look like. That can help determine if he could be into you
You could just show him your tits, they're pretty nice
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It should be super easy to seduce a guy. Literally just tell him you wanna fuck. Put the moves on him. If he doesn't reciprocate hes either a faggot an incel or he doesnt wanna ruin your friendship or some stupid gay shit like that.
if its convenient he will fuck you
nice one, if i was a dumb bitch id buy into it, but that doesnt mean im not going to deliver.
lock the doors and scream "GIVE ME THAT DICK" as loud as you can
do you want to fuck him or date him?
how long have you known each other?
lets see a pic of your tits hanging or your butthole
thing is, we’ve fucked before. he just isnt as into it anymore.
make you need know to him and his friends, people can't read minds
Id smash, quality ass.
Looks hairy. Nice and phat but hairy.
1. both
2. we’ve known of each other for about 4 years (we went to the same high school) but we’ve only gotten close in the past year.
3. butthole pics are only for the special boys
Walk around braless and be more touchy. It's really not hard. Get uim drunk too, you sad excuse of a woman.
oh, that is a wrinkle. if there was anything special about it or an inside joke use it to approach the topic. being blunt is for late night last round of drinks not early in the day
I make that mistake alot
hes a dude... touch his dick....
Holy shot we have the exact same boobs - mom?
maybe he finds you ugly and you're not that good at sex
you ever tried to shave your own ass? its a little taxing. also wasnt really that hairy at this point, its probably lighting or bad cam quality
Hes had you before with your awsome ass and tits and he doesnt wanna fuck anymore?? And hes into some trans man? Dude probably isn't into chicks. Any logical straight man would be fucking uou as much as he could.
i need pics, or i’ll never believe you
Holy shit u have identical boobs as me...mom?
Just kiss him fag
Im trying to get off, post more pics.
this, but make it accidental until just before he's heading to bed then be blunt about it
oh a decide what type of sex you want.
because if you can take control and rock his world it's alot easier to set up that type of encounter as the initiator.
when we fuck it’s like magic, he’s just a fucking dumbass sometimes. i am also very attracted to his dumbass side. just overall very attracted to him.
>Interested in a trans guy
I have bad news for you op
he has insisted on only being attracted to the female parts. the trans guy is very tiny and feminine. ive seen his body, and he’s pretty much a loli.
We got a real one here boys can't be stingy with the advice.
Probably get some drinks in him (when you're home) and be somewhat flirty around 2-3 drink mark and see if you can build on that. If he's unresponsive let him get pretty plastered and give go for the gold.
Assuming you bang him go back to your room in a not weird way and go to bed. The next part is key, don't make him breakfast or anything but if you time it right you can be in the kitchen when he comes out and pretend like you were pouring some orange juice or whatever hangover cure. Then it's just a matter of playing it off like it was a super chill thing and you don't care if it ever happens again. Not to cold tho. Hope that helps.
No but the complainants she got boosted my confidence bc I halted and thought they were mine for a second
Nice ass. Honestly all you have to do with that is wear something tight and short and show off in front of him and then then ask or flirt with him. Let’s see that pussy too because I am curious if it looks as good as the rest of you
Please show even just a little
what's the matter with hair? like em young?
do a pussy tribute for me?
as you wish
yeah wtf I typed out all my advice and then she added that fucking nugget. Probably should have been in the original post princess.
He has a dick ffs, you can find women like that if you want to.
I want to fuck your ass
my bad. last time we fucked was right after we moved in together like 3 weeks ago
Fuck yea, beautiful.
Your roomie is gay for even entertaing a tranny. Move along.
thank u
yeah........
>fucked him once but not interested anymore
>recently started fucking a tranny
not good signs there OP. I'm rooting for you though.
i’m rooting for this pussy to be fucked by his big dick again. god i miss it.
God damn your sexy.
Post more.
I'm baffled that your roommate is fucking you right now.
i want to know what the context of this is
im a fan how this was an advice thread, ended up posting nudes and lewds. great job Yea Forums
I would love to eat your beautiful butthole
cause he's gay. but probably in denial so there's still time.
Thanks for pics, cum everywhere, quality pics.
Post that pretty little butthole already. I'm dying over here.
you must be new.
So when the thot doesn't post tits, you say"itS bEcauSe tHeY wAnt AttEntIon, we only want tit pics so they don't use their feminine charms and we bring them down to our level" or whatever.
Yet all I see is everyone trying to turn this into the next porn thread, when that isn't the point you fucking morons.
this guy doesnt like tits
I'm not too sure what els you can do to "seduce" him if he isn't interested in sex. You could try to show him that your a better companion for him then the loli trans boy. How you would go about doing that I have no clue.
Kek
nah Yea Forums is for they Yea Forumsoys and if you want to hang you gotta pay the admittion fee. It's a simple transaction. Don't overthink it.
He's a closet faggot if he's fucking a tranny instead of you.
You look pretty average looking to be blunt, maybe put some effort into your appearance and get some tequila into him, get flirty with him, if he's responsive, escalate.
>interested in a trans guy
He's a faggot.
Don't get all confused by your history with him or what certain things meant, or trying to justify certain actions. Just take a deep breath, close your eyes, and....
He's a faggot.
Your best bet is just move on, as hard as that may be. You could try getting a strapon he might just wanna get fucked, but it's unlikely this will end well for you.
Alternatively it's possible he's not into you because he knows you're always available. If he's a relative simpleton, it could just be as easy as playing hard to get.
Just be completely casual and no strings attached. He's still a dude and assuming he can enjoy pussy on any level anymore all you have to do it make it clear that you're not gonna fall in love with him and he can lay some pipe whenever. It's like free booze at that point, why not. But OP should never, and I mean NEVER get into a relationship with this dude.
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how do you recommend i improve my appearance?
thing is, i buy all the booze in the house and he drinks about 70% of it. i don't complain because i simply enjoy buying him things and making him feel good and making sure he knows i'm here to help.
thing is i’m fuckin in love with this guy
Hate to break it to you user, he’s gay
You're only chance is to confess your feelings. You already turned him gay, what's the worse that could happen?
trans guy looks like a loli, so i'm not too sure about that. i know he looks at bbw and chubby porn of girls even bigger than me, but he said once when we were talking about the girls we like (i’m bi) he said “i like em small”
>turned him gay
alright, maybe i did but so fuckin what. he’s still fucking a pussy.
Post pic of trap
Stop asking for advice in Yea Forums. This place is filled with virgins who will give useless advice any only ask for your nudes, and you're gullible enough to provide them. Your roommate is gay, if he likes a tranny. I don't think there is much hope.
had a nude of him, but lost it. can post a pic of his face
youve already had sex, he most likely knows that door is still open, but chooses not to
he is likely gay, or bi but leans more to gay, and his interest in women is used in situations where being gay is less acceptable
just flirt a bit, "hey i havent got laid in a bit, wanna help?" or something that says lets fuck without the full baggage you are currently carrying for him
also, it seems very likely his lack of interest in you is making you want him more
im ready for that butthole pic now
not gullible, just willing to share. was gonna post nudes on /b later anyway. just enjoying the conversation, i guess.
He likes men. Reread your statement. It’s right there.
yeah you're giving to much. it's cool that you're doing that but it's a mindset thing. Don't be thinking about how he feels. or at least act like you don't think that. If you want good dick here and there the mind set is "hey dude i'm here if you want to crush some ass" not "ohhh as long as he's happy I'm ok" you're trying to do a dude thing so think like a dude. If you stock the fridge with booze and he pounds most of it say something to the effect of "hey asshole you gonna balance the check book here? I accept services!" *raises skirt to expose stalking* some shit like that. don't be such a chick about it.
Jesus Christ fucking beta faggots. Allow me to straight shoot you for the faggots here, who are too busy mining you for nudes. You are the companion fat girl, you're the girl we settle for when we're drunk and horny, and have a laugh with even ask for female advice, but even if he is in your league, he's too busy superficially aspiring for the dream girl. You're basically the female equivalent of the beta orbiter, but out of necessity You'll get laid, cause men are horny. This would almost be poetic justice, because you clearly have that female love where they have this complex appreciation for him, and the shoe is on the other foot where now you know how it feels. Due to being the fat female friend though it isn't poetic justice, because you probably have a sense of humor and humility, and get manipulated instead of being the manipulator, because you're not the spoiled attractive girl. My sympathies OP, under the circumstances I'll help. He sounds like an unperceptive dick head, cause he can't see you're clearly smitten with him, take off all your clothes put on a white t shirt, and try to "fix" something in front of the tv, if he doesn't get that hes either gay or not worth your time , plus you can play off the behavior. Work the friends with benefits angle, and he'll stop searching and see what's in front of him
>”hey asshole you gonna balance the check book here? I accept services!”
youre a motherfucking genius. you bet your ass i’m gonna use this on him.
the first half is bullshit. He could not want the headache of a chick getting obsessed with him so if she plays it off like it's casual then he could start banging on the reg. That said she said she's into a dude who fucks trannys and she should stay the fuck away.
That said, chicks play shit way to close to the chest and if she really wanted to get laid for the night she could be a little vulnerable and say "hey I haven't gotten laid in a while and you fuck good so mind helping me out" But she probably wants some intimacy which is something he might not be able to give honestly.
Do you have a Kik , discord, anything? I want to give you advice but I wanna have a one on one to actually understand everything
fck he's cute
Bump
virgin detected trying to cover his scent.
best fucking advice i’ve gotten from all this. you are a smart man, and this was very accurate. do you believe that losing weight would help me in this situation? i've dropped 3 pants sizes (i don't have a scale) recently and i’m starting to have confidence in my body and shit. i wanna get fix, and i honestly think that would make him attracted to me more.
thicckai#3761
if she gets thin she's the best kind of girl there is. No "free shit for me" ego and super chill. Previously fat chicks or chicks with birth marks, retarded brothers, or pock marks are the golden goose.
Tbh if he likes bbw but says he likes em small, a happy medium could be achieved. In a time where you want something to happen now though. A plan might be better, losing weight won't matter if you have already fucked before. Trying out one of these plans where you try to act more chill about it and casually fuck is a better route. Again if you have a min or discord I could definitely give you a better one on one approach
OP don't date this guy either.
lmao thanks for the advice
Yes he would definitely notice, and the comparison would probably be more stimulating. Alternatively do it for you, do it because it's important to have a sense of self worth. This next part might be difficult, because you're in girl love which revolves around a complex set of ideals where you love them for the qualities about them, instead of superficial characteristics. Maybe though you lose the weight, then you don't settle for myopic assholes who take your generosity for granted, and ignore your emotional needs and sexual advances. Maybe then you can find someone, who goes out of their way to do nice things for you. Do it for yourself not for him
I guess if you want to just fuck him once, then try to get him drunk and maybe have a chance. But since he's already seeing someone, if you want to actually keep him and not have things be awkward, then wait out his current relationship. Don't try breaking them up either. You don't want him to get mad at you for distancing them. Or worse, blame the breakup on you. Most datings don't end in marriage, so maybe you can have a chance with him.
good point. i just have to get over this hill that is my obsessive love for him. it’s only in my head, though. i don't want to seem fuckin psycho about it
What's the body type of the person he's with now?
I mean yeah this is the obvious advice for OP but if this ins't clear for her. Get sexy so you can have some self respect and don't waste your time with some tranny chasing douche. But if you want some dick (which you've made it clear is not all you're after) seduce the shit out of his degenerate ass. It's not that hard you're just catching feelings big time.
Or maybe she provided tits and timestamp and deserves to know you're being a little shitstorm fag paratrooper.
One trick I use (I use it on girls, but maybe it could work for you), is to play weird late night games like truth or dare or spin the bottle or some shit. Yeah, it might seem like middle school, but if you get some drunk friends over, then it won't seem that awkward. Then try to slowly make the game more sexual. Worse case scenario, you're seen as a horny drunk. Best case: you get a hot orgy with this guy and possibly a way in.
Want to actually seduce him and have him wanting you. Try to make physical contact more often in your friendship. Hugging and leaning on eachother. Try to maybe cuddle. Play with his hands, if you're sitting down and he is behind you, reach up for his hands and play with them while you sit. At this point if he is putting his hands on your shoulders and does it meaningfully, its even better. Keep the hugging up and see how comfortable you to get. Eventually you can hold him long enough. To make eye contact at times and just hold eachother like that. Then spend a day with him and by the end it should work, if he is showing the signs and is questioning if he should. He is yours, if you two are close enough to be honest you can dangle the question if they also like you and just play it cool if they are a bit into it you but doesn't wanna ruin it. The second thing i could think of is just seduce him by using your body
Careful. This could drive people away. I know if someone tried this on me, I would avoid them at all cost just to avoid them touching me all the time.
As most of the dudes on here will tell you it fucking sucks, when you bend over backwards for someone, and your feelings aren't reciprocated. Work on bettering yourself, maybe he'll see and come running, maybe on the betterment high, you become more focused on you, and stop caring, maybe you find someone more worth while, this guys seems pretty confused anyway. It's your decision, I should tell you though, I work in a neuroscience lab, we just finished a study on how men and women fall in love, for women it happens during sex when your brain releases dopamine and oxytocin near orgasm. If you fuck him it'll only make things worse.
You got me there. To be fair, it's a really slow process but, it could work very well.
>T h e moment I finally turned gay
this is good advice. gotta love myself before anyone else can see my worth. he’s also the only guy who has made me cum, so that makes a whole lotta sense.
take up nudism in the apartment and/or wake him up with blowjobs
And there you have it, orgasm will do it every time, your brains a treacherous cunt. It may sound rudimentary, but it's the way to go , you're 22, you have the metabolism to do it now, and you'll look back and shudder that you felt this way about a guy like that. Also the number of men capable of making you orgasm only increases as you age, and meet guys with more experience. You'll have your pick of the litter in no time. There is a caveat with my help though, even if you do get a banging body, remember how this felt, and be mindful of taking advantage of potential suitors, and don't lose the generosity. Due to income, height, looks, intelligence, I meet a lot of standards for the ideal mate to many women, but the vast majority of women these days are vapid, self consumed, and take. If I met an attractive girl who was generous I'd marry her tomorrow, that's how in short supply that is. Don't lose that. I wish you the best OP.
>coming to Yea Forums for dating advice
You are really hot!
You can fuck every boy you want!