Celeb thread, and stretch

celeb thread, and stretch

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Please stop.

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alison poster...im so close

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I-I'm s-so lucky t-t-to have a-a very b-beautiful w-w-w-woman...

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Is that my sundae?

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Merch!

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qt

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merch! Crusty Barnacle had little Ari in a spoof!

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Her nipples do her Justice.

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I just beat the piss out of some muschlebound jock in a big pickup truck

I think he used to be a cop or a soldier or something

he was about 4 inches taller than i am and had about 20 to 30 pounds on me

eventuall i got him into a frontal bear throat choke choke

And i told him id have to kill his unless be submitted


he attacked me first


so obviously i won


he chose to live over die


so I gave him the option to submit

he chose wisely?


well, at least i decided to spare his life.


pics or it didnt happen?


lol

i could have killed him

:]

youtu.be/gYG_4vJ4qNA

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I love that victoria, and I know you do for the same reason

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Because her ass lines up with the logo behind her perfectly?

merch! Crusty Barnacle had little Ari in a spoof!

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Dyer babecock pls

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Cool Story Bro. Or maybe your cat slapped you for being such a sissy.

exactly so

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he had his own mind about things and nobody
could tell who was holding the leash! who was
who! who was in charge! was lil Ari in charge
or the shell-head, directed by the 4 legged
bob!

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Cool Story Bro. Or maybe your cat slapped you for being such a sissy.

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you are most definitely correct :)
not a huge fan of septum rings but they can look really good sometimes

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>I just beat the piss out of some muschlebound jock in a big pickup truck
>I think he used to be a cop or a soldier or something
>he was about 4 inches taller than i am and had about 20 to 30 pounds on me
>eventuall i got him into a frontal bear throat >choke choke
>And i told him id have to kill his unless be submitted
>he attacked me first
>so obviously i won
>he chose to live over die
>so I gave him the option to submit
>he chose wisely?
>well, at least i decided to spare his life.
>pics or it didnt happen?
lol
>i could have killed him
:]

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I agree, nathalie is one of few I like it on. never seen victoria with one before now

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get help

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This schtick is about as fresh as a Foghat concert.

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Noble CB barked and barked and snarled and
saved little Ari when a man came up and asked
little Ari if he could taste her bum!

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she's had it for a really long time, actually. i think she still does but i'm not certain about that

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Nice thread faggot.

kys

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>I just beat the piss out of some muschlebound jock in a big pickup truck
>I think he used to be a cop or a soldier or something
>he was about 4 inches taller than i am and had about 20 to 30 pounds on me
>eventuall i got him into a frontal bear throat >choke choke
>And i told him id have to kill his unless be submitted
>he attacked me first
>so obviously i won
>he chose to live over die
>so I gave him the option to submit
>he chose wisely?
>well, at least i decided to spare his life.
>pics or it didnt happen?
lol
>i could have killed him
:]

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I'll tell you Frank, this thread looks like something pulled out of a pornstar's ass.

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streeeeeetch

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maybe I don't look close enough then

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not a celeb

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I'd vote for Pedro

logst.

I'd vote for Pedro

*farts*

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ok, I have to go now. I may not be back for some time, but I hope it's sooner

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Sleek.

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you don't zoom in at girls' nostrils? what are you, some kind of weirdo??
jokes aside, she does not wear it that often
upgrade

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TY

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Nigger.

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I find this new intense wave of VJ worship very disturbing

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Alex is a Goddess

cute

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yw
upgrade

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>new
uhm...

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The fuck is that thing?

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She's literal perfection

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burp! next lil Ari had set herself down on a food
court table and was munching on a veggie
deluxe taco! lil Ari took a quick cooh, and spit
a food particle from her mouth into a tissue
and promptly threw the tissue onto the ground,
saying yucks lil Ari does not want!
and wouldn't you know it a man came by and
rushed up, seeing lil Ari toss that tissue, and
picked it up, with a shout saying he will save
this regurgitated food speck from lil ari's
mouth! he'll take it home and treasure it and
privately play with his funny bone while he
savors slowly what lil Ari had tossed away!
what was in her divine mouth and touched
her tongue and her lips and what was on a
path directly to her bum he will usher into his
mouth and call himself almost blood kins with
lil Ari, having had the experience of sharing
the same bit of food, tasting what she tasted!
and eating the same taco!

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get to stuttering or i start killing hostages

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arf! arf! arf! rrrrraaaaaaoooooooooooooo!
Crusty went wild, picking up on little Ari's
reactions to the man, her shock and dismay,
and chased him up the hallways, sending him
scampying away in a fumble-leg lock!

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Old Crust saved the day for little Ari a second
time hoooorraay!

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Baby Ari OwO

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who took the picture

do it

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Wheres the Argentina user?

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that's a bloody good question

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kys

youtu.be/pCawjbMysBg

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So which ass is better? For me it is clearly 2019. She has aged like a fine wine.

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youtu.be/u0K-cHESi1c

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no dirty mexicans user

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lol nice pic
left

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maricón

wtf did i just watch

youtube.com/watch?v=Pst2ZzFrfDk

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yeah, that's why i saved it.

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Entre la polla por tu culo, mija.
Te saco las cagadas que tienes guardadas para mi.
Come tu caca. Come lo, estupida. Chilindrina chilona
Tienes pito? Eh? Eres marimacha? Eh? Eres un transvesti verdad. Siiiii ya se que tienes una pingota escondida en tus choninos. Saca la guey
Andale puto
Saca los huevitos
Andale
Te mamo la polla de bebe
Si neta guey
Y te cojo el culo

i took these frozen crabs once and put them in a bowl of water when i got home and one of those motherfuckers started moving after a while. kept it as a pet for a couple of years
all you need is a crab, a knife and a camera and you got yourself countless of entertainment hours

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I hate catching these threads when they're almost over, and it seems to happen every time I get on here, let me know when the next one starts

hot as fuck

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seriously, do it

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post feet

youtu.be/MwxiOoVOFY8
youtube.com/watch?v=-N8x0Fb3Rxg

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I worship her ass

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im not kidding

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My queen

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i can see her skeleton

Sparkling water washing my cum crusted cock for a sexy Kiki

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youtu.be/u0P_CfScmns

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youtube.com/watch?v=IqSwPlFkb8I

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maricón

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Bust all the herpes on my upper lip for a sexy Kiki

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commie twat

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Bésame el culo.

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Use my liquid pizza shit to lube my cock for a sexy Kiki

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I had a liquid pizza shit earlier today

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We should touch cummy cocks

same, it was pizza friday

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Suck my diseased cock, you no body bitch

Cowabunga

I'm a manager at a pizza place who blows all my money on vodka so free food is free food, my bowels suffer though

user we are about to start a new thread

I'm into frottage always wanted to try it

All pizza niggers are lazy

start it, I'll post some vicky

so you're a pizza nigger?

fucking pizza nigger

I'm pretty goddamn lazy

I'm a pizza nigger stop samefagging

dont fucking tell me what to fucking do fuck

Im a manager at the busiest double Dave's pizzaworks in the country

I regret pizza niggering

>dont fucking tell me what to fucking do fuck
Do it faget

fine dont I dont give a shit either way

shut the fuck up pizza nigger

...

you're a nigger, I work my ass off for at 10 bucks an hour for 48 hours a week, what do you do? Masturbate in your mom's closet and donate your mom's money to twitch ethots?