Questions for men because I’m curious

questions for men because I’m curious
-do you only really want sex in a relationship?
-do you like cuddling or do you only do it for the girl?
-when you’re in a bath does your dick float
-how do you zip up jeans without getting your dick caught in it
remember that men’s mental health is just as important take care of yourself

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hello epic department

A: It's all personal preference and will vary wildly from person to person.

/thread

1.Yes, but depending on the guy not all the time (but I personally would want sex atleast 5 times a week)
2. Absolutely, love doing it.
3. No as it is submerged in water
4. Wearing underwear and being very, very careful.

Art thou a female?

perhaps

-no
-i like it
-not really
-pull outwards on the zipper as you zip up, although it's not really much of an issue. I've only done it once.

Doesth thou respect thyself?

Amateur

post proof

how

-pretty much yeah
-cuddling is boring
-no
-it's a mystery to everyone

How the fuck do you get your balls and or dick grazed or stuck by a zipper? You gotta be sloppy to be letting that shit happen fam, just telling it how it is.

Ever watch GoodFellas?

I think my brother made me watch it but I wasn’t paying attention

>sex is near the bottom of what I want in a relationship
>love it
>been showering since I was 10 so I'm not sure
>wear underware

major faggot alert

Typical femoid, no interest in anything that’s of good quality.

Pretty sure whoever posted this is female

Sex is yes

anyone who is reasonably well adjusted or at least not mentally deficient will want more than sex from a relationship

if your in a hurry, drunk or your flaccid floppy d is bigger than an 1 inch its happened to you. sorry user

I was 13. Like I said, it's a non issue after you do it once. After that, never again.

>do you only really want sex in a relationship?
I want a partner to live life with and build a future with. Sex is fun but it doesn't take up entire days. In the late teens and early 20's it seemed to matter more than it does now in my mid 20's.

>do you like cuddling or do you only do it for the girl?
Personally love cuddling, wish I could do it more, but I have to serve my country far away from home.

>when you’re in a bath does your dick float
Slightly, it's still majorly anchored by the body.

>how do you zip up jeans without getting your dick caught in it
If you pull the fabric away from you, it has enough give to make the dick flop back inside. Also if you pivot your hips back it makes your dick retract slightly because of the way the urethra is shaped continuing inside of the body.

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or maybe it's just not that interesting? fucking bitch

1.depends on the girl. The last girl i was with was dropping huge "lets move in" hints but didn't wanna snug. I'm pretty sure she's aspergers or some sikilar fork of autistic.
2.uh?? Sometimes it has, sometimes not, dunno what decides it
3.i wear boxer briefs, they shift my cock down instead of out, keeps it away from the zipper, also men can be growers, i doubt anyone will believe me, but by example my dick is like 3 inches flaccid, 7.3 inches erect, keeps it from getting caught on shit, shame i cant be naked around women while unaroused, though.

-regarding mental health:men are told to suck it up, "man up", we get mocked if we show weakness, it leads to our high suicide and violence rate. We bottle it up.
If you love the male of your species, let them confide in you. One last thing, compliment men more, of you see something about a guy and think "wow that's cool" tell them, they'll appreciate it

Unlike you my fellow user I take my time doing things. Gotta go slow on certain things, keeps the mind clear. Granted I also have a great appreciation for my most important bone so that also plays a part.

1.No
2.cuddling releases natural “painkillers” so yes.
3.baths are nasty
4.dick goes in the underwear not the pants

Inb4 you’re a neckbeard trap

That stuck a nerve didn’t it ;). It’s not hard to make a girl like u upset. And also If you took the few seconds that it takes to watch and listen to GoodFellas opening I’m sure even a pleb like you’d understand why it’s a critically acclaimed film. But then again you are a femoid, and most Femoids are incredibly dull.

lol dude you sound like an incel fuck off

Hey man, women usually are pretty boring.

Yeah, I just don’t get what it is they do with their time, they’re so dull if I’m honest and I only find myself just using them for their bodies.

nah dude you are fucking boring

Typical woman response, no creativity in their insults.

said the incel

Nah dude you are fucking boring

Doesn’t make what he said any less true.

You offer timestamped tits.
If we approve, THEN you ask your little question.

- I want sex and arcade dates
-love cuddling
- kinda?
- don't be a fucking moron

OP still here?

> No. Sex is great but I also like just having someone to share life with.
> I love cuddling. More than most the girls I've chilled with.
> My dick floats, yes.
> Carefully. Wearing underwear helps, just make sure it's back in.

no
yes
i dont think so
accidents happen.

ok

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God this thread is shit

oh no user, it's a good thread.....FOR ME TO POOP ON

1. no
2. like cuddling
3. kinda yes
4. by not being retarded it’s not something that would happen unless you’re fucking dumb

Nice dubs dude. You know penus sinks unless you introduce ballast. Balls are the enigma.

tits or gtfo

>-do you only really want sex in a relationship?
No. A relationship is way more than sex
>-do you like cuddling or do you only do it for the girl?
I love cuddles
>-when you’re in a bath does your dick float
Nah
>-how do you zip up jeans without getting your dick caught in it
Carefully
>remember that men’s mental health is just as important take care of yourself

you won't ever seek out the guys that honestly answer these questions the way you like until you're blown out and self righteous

obviously we use one hand to hold our dick while we zip with the other, some guys have poor motor skills and accidents happen

>A grill pretending to be a guy answering a guy pretending to be a grill asking about guys

we are reaching untold levels of fuckery