Ruin a first date with 5 words

ruin a first date with 5 words.

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I kinda like Adolf Hitler

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So we're going dutch, right?

mom found the poop sock

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I just remembered, I'm gay

Hi, I'm your blind date

So your into diapers, right?

GET IN THE FUCKING CAR

So we footfucking or what?

SHOW BOB AND VAGENE PLEASE

"It's only a cold sore"

Say hello to my mother

Do not fucking scream bitch

You like mummy role play?

1. I think i love you.
2. Down to fuck or what?
3. How far along are you?

feminism is a misandrist movement

Does your daughter put out?

Is your sister better looking?

That's one really big booger

How much do you weigh

We do sex now, yes?

Fucking hot

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A+ Got me

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I love to fuck kids.

So you paying the check?

"I expect openness and honesty."

Heard the good news?

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You heard...
F'd up

I'm a big Trump supporter

I can smell your cunt

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I'm not looking to date.

Yeah, I'm a 4 channer.

I farded and shidded myself

Are those real or fake?

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You’re way uglier in person

Ready to get knocked up?

You're a feminist? You're buying!

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Hand me your panties, bitch!

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Jet fuel melts steel beams

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She'll have the house salad.

Did you forget your deodorant?

You're uglier than your picture...

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You're just like my mum

So is your dad single?

Do you spit or swallow?

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I'm an alt right

have you had chlamydia before?

All niggers must die faggot

My AIDS is best AIDS.

Alt right is alright

he said ruin not drastically improve

There are only two genders

I like you as friend

Your mom was great yesterday

Uhhh bye I like Yea Forums

you look like my wife

Mummies in general or the Mummy movie?

So, you got a dick?

Thank you for the sex

Despite being 13% of the population

Where are my tendies waiter?

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I need to wipe better.

Fuck little kids with me?

A serving of AIDS, ma'am?

“I’m going to raid you”

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Come pop my dick boil

I don't believe in consent

Do you like Yea Forums faggot?

Good head...for a girl.

How old is your sister?

I love to drink piss

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I voted for Donald Trump

Do I enjoy this with a creamy log?

hold on daddy's calling me

Don't let rape become murder

Tyrone will take you now.

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"How are mom and Dad?"

Make my pee pee sneeze

"You got the bill... right?

im broke, are you buying?

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i think i love you

Communism worked in 20th-century China.

This would seal the deal for me. I met my match

Andy Sixxx logs? Yes? No?

You already have AIDS, right?

You look better in photo

I said that and everything is fine

Are you into scat porn?

Does this rag smell funny?

I heard OP missed trips.

"Hello, my name is OP"

"I genuinely love kpop stans"

I am not that rich

I have zero money, sorry.

I'm a registered sex offender

"Why are you even here?

I hang out on Yea Forums.

should have gone to specsavers

i thought you'd be prettier

That's 6 words

your younger sister is cuter

Blowjob after anal is OK ?

Can I fuck your daughter ?

I have evidence against Hillary.

My asshole itches. Wanna sniff?

You look like my sister

Heres one word: nigger
Now five words? The jews did 911

I voted for Hillary Clinton

I am a liberal Democrat

just took an amazing dump

What’s your cunt smell like?

O fuck dat a dick

I WANT A BABY NOW!

how deep down her leg do her pubes go??

>5 words
Get on my level, I can do it with one.
"hi"

I do big cums

What is your favorite anime?

Does this smell like chloroform?

ay bby wan sum fuk

For the record, this is what I got when I google-searched for that JAV rape image.

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My dad said to call

>SHOW BOB AND VAGENE PLEASE
Normiecuck

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Herd that you liek mudkipz

you're about to be raped.

so we fuck'n or what?

Like and rate my dick.

when do I pay you?

ok this date is finished

I'm really not into dating.

Have you heard of "Yea Forums"?

I can not count, slut

How are you doing mom?

Nigger, nigger, nigger lover nigger

Damn, your dad is hot.

Grandma made burgers for dinner.

I hate being a rapist

Let us compare our dicks.