I want candy
Bubble gum, and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddy
I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!
I need candy
Bubble gum, and taffy
Get in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nasty
Do it till your dad sees, embarass your whole family
Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy!
wonder who could be behind this post...
Great, and I had just got that outta my frick'n head.
Gimme candy candy head!
Awwwww, I remember MC Pee Pants
little brittle?
Leeetle Breeetle
I want candy
any kind'll do
don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved
it's gonna make me spaz like five cats on booze
a hyperactive juice that only I can produce
to power a giant drill
and drill straight in to Hell
releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
so they can walk upon the earth and get resituated
and hawk the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has created
right next to the gentlemens club
arrrrre we jigglin orrrrr...
Melon Shakers or Boob Burg?
Cruisin' Mos Espa in my De Lorean,
War's over I'm a peacetime Mandalorian.
My story has stumped Star Wars historians
Deep in debate buffet plate at Bennigans.
Rhyme renegade sure to penetrate
First and second defense I won't hesitate.
Got a job to do when Darth's the guy that delegates.
Got something against Skywalker someone he really hates.
I don't give a fuck. I'm after Solo
For all I care he could be hiding at Yoda's dojo.
Gotta make the money, credit's no good
When the Jawas run the shop in your neighborhood.
Think you can cook? I got a grappling hook.
Let's make this quick coz I'm really booked.
I'm a devious, degenerate defender of the devil,
Shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level.
action bills
Good...cuz im gonna need these gargoyles bleeding for tonights sacrifice..
MC PEE PANTS!
...why aren't your lips moving?
WELL YOU WERE MAKSINGS NOISES LIKES A GHOUL!!
"He says it don't matter how much you work or how much you do, you're always gonna be in the hole...and sometimes he says "get outta my face & if you got a problem with that...I'll cut you"
I should not walk so that a child may live.
“Feel that? Feel the girth. The texture. You jealous?”
You're thinking of Crotch Town.
I had a strizzoke in my brizain. Thanks fo pointin that out.
Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that.
Bringing me back to being a teenager at an mc Chris show. Anyone ever smoke with him? I know he stopped with fans a long time ago.
I just want to say as someone who has been here since 04 this shit make me smile. From the bottom of my heart Thanks Anons.
hey same. first time back here in a while and I can’t stop laughing at this one. I’m fucking 31.
34 here. I never left but little shit like this has kept me checking in every couple of days. I love you Anons
“My son isn’t a Yea Forums thread they cried!”
“Your son IS A Yea Forums thread I cried back!”
But doctor wong burger, we need more dicks!
l want a butterfly with wispy yellow wings on my shoulder, and underneath it'll say Sammy cause I wish that was my name.
Cause If I woke up looking like that I’d run toward the nearest living thing and kill it.
>I’d run toward the nearest living thing and kill it.
Fuxking hell this thread is perfect
It was those damn immigrants...
yyyyeeeehhhaaawwww
Friggin immigrants are so tiny they probably don’t even have giants.
6 - 1 - 2!
Wharf Avenue!