I want candy Bubble gum, and taffy Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy Got my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddy I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!
I need candy Bubble gum, and taffy Get in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nasty Do it till your dad sees, embarass your whole family Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy!
I want candy any kind'll do don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved it's gonna make me spaz like five cats on booze a hyperactive juice that only I can produce to power a giant drill and drill straight in to Hell releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell so they can walk upon the earth and get resituated and hawk the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has created