I want candy

I want candy
Bubble gum, and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddy
I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!

I need candy
Bubble gum, and taffy
Get in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nasty
Do it till your dad sees, embarass your whole family
Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy!

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wonder who could be behind this post...

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Great, and I had just got that outta my frick'n head.

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Gimme candy candy head!

Awwwww, I remember MC Pee Pants

little brittle?

Leeetle Breeetle

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I want candy
any kind'll do
don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved
it's gonna make me spaz like five cats on booze
a hyperactive juice that only I can produce
to power a giant drill
and drill straight in to Hell
releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
so they can walk upon the earth and get resituated
and hawk the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has created

right next to the gentlemens club