celeb thread - rhabarberbarbara edition
Celeb thread - rhabarberbarbara edition
Nicholas Price
Robert Russell
Charles Rivera
i can't please men and women find me boring time to find an asexual hermit crab to love
Cooper Sanchez
Babecock + pits and feet thread?
:D
Ayden Morris
seconded
Leo Green
what the fuck is your problem major?
you have tiny brains
go eat a sandwich
kill that fucka'
noo
go figure it out you dumbshit whasted skragged stupid dead bozo
learn to fucking drive you piece horse shit
Colton Ross
Outside its shell, the soft, curved abdomen of hermit crabs is vulnerable.
Daniel Perry
I think you just need a massive cock to fuck the straight right back out of you.
Brandon Martin
Connor Phillips
Colton Thompson
why do you think women find you boring?
Julian Martinez
Leo Roberts
Dylan Robinson
Most hermit crabs are nocturnal
Jack Moore
Elle and cara are my original mistresses~
Id do anything they asked.
Love the toes and that cock. His balls look delicious too~
Id want her to be there laughing at me while i choke on his dick
Nathan Sanchez
Peyton is so delicious
Jose Lee
Caleb James
please....
because i am. around an hour into the date tonight "oh geez, getting late, call it a night?"
fuckin yikes
Hermit crabs are more closely related to squat lobsters and porcelain crabs than they are to true crabs
Hudson Carter
Chloe races into her bathroom to relieve herself of a long brown tube of poop; down on the floor waiting are two betas, one of whom chloe calmly decides tonight in to receive her roll of smelly butt poop; the brown fresh roll of Chloes poop is enough to clog the beta's dry throat and he grasps for breath and the ability to empty his mouth of it. gmmmmphphphpphrrr his hustles a eerie clay of strange sounds from deep inside his throat as the roll starts to spill out of his mouth and drop onto the floor.
Carter Jenkins
Matthew Peterson
Levi King
Dominic Jones
Bosom.
Austin Gonzalez
eating cum off cara...
Gabriel Lewis
>
Got dat white trash face.
Xavier Miller
I fucking wish
While she laughed and degraded me~
Those fucking feet
Landon Carter
Cameron Mitchell
Wyatt Ramirez
please no or yes please? :P
Joseph Howard
Little fuckin hermit guys are often seen as a "throwaway pet" that would live only a few months, but species such as Coenobita clypeatus have a 23-year lifespan if properly treated
Carson Brooks
bride boys
Isaiah Clark
That just means you weren't compatible.
Blake Bennett
Ryan Sullivan
Best Deathstare.
Jayden James
youre fucking cute you little crab expert
Josiah James
Please push my face into her cum covered pits
Asher Moore
but that's just one
Brandon Campbell
Creamy
Evan Anderson
brideanon boys
Juan Morris
every hot girl on earth needs to do that to me
Andrew Anderson
why wasn't alexanda d hired to star in the hunger games? don't you guys think she'd by 100x better than lame jlaw. and ad is way fucking hotter and has better hair braid.
Grayson Johnson
Ryder Young
Austin Brown
start eating
Joshua Parker
horse face
Brandon Price
either...
i want no cocks or only cock for the rest of my life.
the indecision is ripping me in half
Connor Lee
Yes mistress~
got kik or disc?
I agree~
Alexander Cooper
Cause Jlaw let that old fat guy drill her holes for the role.
Kayden Foster
too old, she a granny
Chase Butler
Logan Moore
who else besides cara and elle do you need to clean
Carter Ross
it's me, what up
Jacob Hughes
Anyone at this point..
Christian Jones
wat the fuck chloe screams as she sees the beta wasting her poop and making a damn mess on her once picturesque clean bathroom floor. well that F*cking does it, says Chloe, as the beta boi is given his official pink slip. he is escorted out of chloe's house by her security personnel and told never to return. within two hours after, a couple calls are made and chloe has no worries and another sampler beta's service are obtained for tomorrow. you see Chloe always likes to have two betas on hand, especially late in the day when she usual needs to take a good dump, ready to eat up her waste.
Connor Brown
just waiting to hear the latest good news from bridetown
Kevin Howard
her and jlaw are about the same age
didn't they both do that?
Mason Johnson
we must be brothers. kik?
Jayden Butler
Clean Bella pls.
Thomas Carter
Because shes way too curvy
Parker Young
Jeremiah Watson
things are steady on over here
Josiah Price
Don't need to make a life decision. Just a now decision.
Jacob Hernandez
glad to hear it. how have the giants been?
Leo Howard
Listen. Here’s the deal.
Hunger Games and Divergent would’ve both been far more wildly successful if they’d switched female stars. Shailene as Katniss? Oh fuck yes. JLaw as badass but timid Tris? Hell, fucking, yes
David Jenkins
Yes please
Lucas Jones
super fucking yes. gallons off that tummy
Dylan Lopez
disgusting AF
Charles Diaz
cumlovingcelebsissy
Id clean her after a 20 man gang rape in a hot sweaty tent~
Charles Robinson
take back what you said about chicago style hot dogs
Jack Walker
did you see that tv show she was in that was on bet? it's called tales. she was pretty fucking hot in it and actually did great acting. the show ended with her getting desperate for drugs then as the ultimate humiliation she is gang banged by black dudes in their crack den. her bf shows up and their half naked railing her as she's high as fuck. then she kills herself. it was actually a really good show
Evan Murphy
I wonder what they do at sleepovers for fun?
Aaron Allen
Henry Butler
hunger games was successful tho
Ayden Ortiz
Make him
Anthony Russell
pretty bad but overall the season was much better than expected so even if we don't make the playoffs it will have been ok.
no, they are bad. hot dogs should have mustard and maybe nothing else
Hunter Hernandez
Would suck mercilessly
Leo White
Easton Miller
Would lick clean on my hands and knees
Jaxson Murphy
sorry no kik or disc, but that doesn't mean you get out of cleaning these
Elijah Taylor
>mustard and maybe nothing else
what are you, polish?
Andrew Rivera
the dismissed beta has no cause for complaining, as it is evident that he botched his job. but at least for the rest of his days he can say with pride and joy to any who may hear, he once had the immeasurable entertainment and amusement of downing a few fresh warm loads of chloe's ass waste.
Owen Rivera
i want a hot dog, not a fucken salad bro
Brody Garcia
*brings my face to her sweaty cum covered pits delighting in the smell*
Mistress theyre amazing
Jayden Rogers
Jaxson Anderson
Brayden Reyes
Grayson Smith
alexandra is better than both idioy
Josiah Carter
Christ
Alexander Myers
the hot dog part of the hot dog is bad tho, thats why you put the other things on it!
Jack Young
why is that a problem. girls are like that.
Adam Jackson
She is, but far too curvy for both roles
Joshua Bell
Anyone got a version of that without a fucking cock so I can download it?
Grayson Cook
Because both characters were malnourished
Lincoln Jones
No, I.missed that
Camden Cruz
everything but the sweet relish, but might not be so bad since i know it's there. i hate thinking i'm eating a dill pickle cause that's just what i think pickles are then it's a f*ckin sweet.
Eli Cox
if you don't appreciate the hot dog for what it is you shouldn't be eating it to begin with. if you want a salad, go get a salad. smh my head
Brandon Allen
i ate from that temple he sneers whenever any guy he encounters may seem to care and listen or even believe him. And what the F*ck have you accomplished that compares, he always finishes his tale with a long snort.
Kevin Cox
i watched hunger games like 5 times this past week. when jlaw is wearing that black training suit you can see how busty she is and her nice hip/waist. it's not a problem. they just use baggy clothes.
Carter Price
i think i caught hpv just from looking at this pic
Nolan Carter
that's the spirit
Isaiah Price
mm good boy
Aaron Phillips
just do it!
Ethan Jones
rhabarberbarbara
Dominic Morris
Charles Ramirez
Jlaws tits aren't anywhere near as big as ADs. Baggy clothes don't help
Aaron Foster
ah yeah dude she was making out with girls in the show too. i never watch bet because it is shit, so i got lucky. here's a link to it but you need a cable or satellite subscription to watch it
bet.com
William Gutierrez
>
BET has good shows?
Charles Lee
idk what youre even tryna say here but pickles are great and thats the end of that convo
i like hot dogs but they are undeniably trash (just like my favorite beer Old Style) the chicago dog dresses up the trash and makes it great
Grayson Martin
rhabarberbarbarabar
Austin Mitchell
Samuel Gutierrez
rhabarberbarbaraar
Liam Jenkins
rhabarberbarbararar
Jackson Hernandez
Owen Thomas
no, but for some reason i saw a commercial with her in it as i was clicking around the channels as saw this shit. it's actually really good. she's hot in it and i liked seeing her getting gang raped. i fapped afterwards. see for the link.
Zachary Harris
rhabarberbarbararaba
Landon King
rhabarberbarbararrab
Ayden Gutierrez
Hahahahahahahahahahahahha
Nathan Edwards
I don't know if I'd put sport peppers, celery salt, relish, pickle, and mustard on my salad tho.
Lucas Ramirez
rhabarberbarbarabbara
Benjamin Myers
Cooper Ramirez
new cutie alert
Carson Sanchez
THANK YOU
Chase Bell
rhabarberbarbaraarb
Lucas Powell
JJ is perfect
Bentley Howard
God thats a nice body
Carter Rogers
ayy here's the gang rape scene bros!!
bet.com
Adam Ross
Liam Richardson
Hngghhhh
Wyatt Clark
rhabarberbarbarabrar
Luis Bailey
boobries keep me straight
Alexander Lopez
She has some fantastic tits
Luis Jenkins
rhabarberbarbarabarbab
Oliver Hernandez
boobries make me wanna beat my fat wife
Jordan Foster
Joshua Evans
Tyler Mitchell
Alexandra is a fucking goddess and Jlaw is a Hollywood whore, this is why Alexandra chooses her movies wisely.
Leo Rodriguez
you named your dick fatwife?
Jaxon Sanchez
>san andreas
James Garcia
okay, who broke user? speak up
Dominic Mitchell
Josiah Harris
What about suck a cock
Jayden Reyes
fuck.. his muscles...
Aaron Edwards
yeah but she would have been great in hunger games and would have made her a top tier star in the minds of everyone even above jlaw. jlaw would only be like top 5 and alexd would be #1
Isaac James
no that sounds gay and i dont do the gay
Brayden Price
Tits too big
Nolan Hughes
rhabarberbarbarabrab
Isaiah Howard
What if he REALLY enjoys it
Kayden Nelson
Although I would not be able to stomach even 10 minutes of watching BET nigger television, the situation for Bella sounds accurate. She looks like a fucking meth whore these days.
Owen Morris
that doesn't even make sense. some girls have big tits some have small. the fuck does the size of her tits have to do with anything?
Nathaniel Fisher
a cute
Oliver Perez
>bet.com
Luke Cage moved to BET?
Lincoln Hughes
Parker Russell
i only do things i enjoy now like fucking my secretary and tailgating.
Brandon Adams
Malnourished chicks don't tend to be walking around with double dees
Xavier Taylor
that's a good thing to stay straight for
Jason Turner
rhabarberbarbarabrabra
Jaxson Parker
I want kisses from Ana :c
Justin Hall
Landon Sanchez
Fricking finally
Jaxson Perez
I'm sure you could enjoy it as he came hard
Logan Gutierrez
i agree
one day Queen Alison will see how i have kept the flame for me and we will fuck in an elevator
Jaxon Reyes
it's not gay if you're doing it for her
Joseph Gray
Especially if you insist he cums hard.
Leo Garcia
shut ur fuckin mouth that doesn't make sense
Landon Kelly
Hey Carapic wtf is thisbul?
are you are or are you not a squiggly wiggler?
are you are or are you not a bunny?
stop hopping you silly little giggly wiggler
you silly marmadoodle
?????????????????
Jaxson Martin
are you are or are you not a squiggly wiggler?
are you are or are you not a bunny?
stop hopping you silly little giggly wiggler
you silly marmadoodle
Nathaniel Sanders
are you are or are you not a squiggly wiggler?
are you are or are you not a bunny?
stop hopping you silly little giggly wiggler
you silly marmadoodle
Julian Hall
Makes perfect sense milking a cock to her
Carter Jenkins
>tfw you are not a squiggly wiggler
John Perez
I'd suck for Queen Brie
Nathaniel Cruz
Good user...
Connor James
This scene is a lot like the scene from the movie Traffic where Erika Christensen is getting banged by a heroin dealer and her boyfriend who's played by Tofer Grace walks in.
Levi Reed
EXACTLY you get it. and i love that scene in traffic too.
Josiah Morris
I saw Queen Alison in person once
i was taking the tour of the Paramount lot while they were filming community.
she waved at us and i was the only person in the tour group that waved back
even then I could tell that she would never give a shit if I sucked cock for her or not
Jack Collins
Joshua Brooks
huh?
I play playstation
not xbox
paste?
answer my question first please
Xavier Roberts
of course it makes sense
if you were gay you wouldn't be doing it for her, you'd just be doing it
Lucas Gray
She would appreciate it
Daniel Evans
Caleb Martinez
omfg stroking now
William Torres
Blake Reyes
With tits like those you absolutely have to do it for her
Jordan Parker
Jeremiah Walker
William Brown
leaving this thread and going to sleep because of your targeted attacks
also i'm just tired
James Ross
Ethan Flores
no i can only sniff photos with my brain
Thomas James
Jacob Clark
huh?
Thomas Rogers
Jeremiah Richardson
Xavier Peterson
Bentley Campbell
Justin Jones
Thomas Cook
'night user
Luke Ortiz
They go so well together
Kayden Cooper
Cameron Edwards
When an individual crab finds a new empty shell it will leave its own shell and inspect the vacant shell for size. If the shell is found to be too large, the crab goes back to its own shell and then waits by the vacant shell for up to 8 hours. As new crabs arrive they also inspect the shell and, if it is too big, wait with the others, forming a group of up to 20 individuals, holding onto each other in a line from the largest to the smallest crab. As soon as a crab arrives that is the right size for the vacant shell and claims it, leaving its old shell vacant, then all the crabs in the queue swiftly exchange shells in sequence, each one moving up to the next size
hermit crabs are super fucking interesting y'all
Joseph Robinson
Alexander Price
i dont mind your posts, user..
Brody King
tldr
Leo Morris
>
UR a faggott for waving back. Beta cuck
Joshua Reed
Camden Hughes
ur loss
Connor Jones
Elijah Perry
Carter Harris
Please post any nudity you have of her, especially bare breasts. Thanks
Ayden Fisher
Jayden Torres
Aiden Morris
Zachary Brown
Queen Brie looks soo good
Benjamin Bennett
Such a goddess
Christopher Brown
Joseph Jackson
Colton Young
hnnnng
Josiah Powell
Chase Hernandez
Would suck endlessly
Charles Thompson
You're just here for the hotdogs, yes?
Michael Flores
Carson Thomas
so kissable
Robert Evans
no
David Sullivan
Dylan Myers
nothing ever ends
Jeremiah Morris
Dylan Lewis
She's making me sooo weak
Juan Mitchell
Samuel Garcia
are you are or are you not a squiggly wiggler?
are you are or are you not a happy bunny?
stop hopping you silly little giggly wiggler
you silly marmadoodle
Josiah Young
Hunter Baker
Jason Sanchez
Alison just...hnghh
Mason Richardson
Jaxson Johnson
Luis Clark
That's a quite insightful and fascinating fact. Thanks crab user.
Cameron Smith
Give in
Colton Robinson
Elijah Morgan
why cant we ever have a nice thread
Chase Long
Bentley Jones
So perfect
Joshua Evans
Aiden Wright
Seconding request for boobage.
Eli Cruz
She's perfect
Zachary Reyes
every thread with becky is nice
Mason Bailey
Aiden Martinez
Connor Brooks
She is
Jose Martin
i blame the japanese
Zachary Mitchell
Would suck endlessly
Jonathan Jones
Jordan Rogers
...so tempting
Robert Gray
thank you
Adam Rivera
Jesus
Kayden Rogers
Coz there's dicks in this one
Jaxon Ortiz
Benjamin Hernandez
oh fuck
Jordan Williams
Jordan Hill
no, thank you
Isaac Diaz
nice
Grayson Williams
Leaking so much for Queen Brie
Carson Ward
Christian Morris
Brie, or the cocks?
Dylan Sullivan
Josiah Jones
Nice!
Luke Smith
Andrew Cook
Leo Harris
Leaking what? breastmilk from your breasticles?
Julian Brown
I wish
Aiden Wilson
wow
Julian Price
she's perfect
Angel Morales
Definitely needs a mouth
Joshua Nelson
Alexandra should have been Lara Croft
Benjamin Reyes
...
Adrian Reyes
Sauce?