>best friends with dude for nearly 10 years
>good dude, but has a history of alcoholism and drug use, but he'd been clean for over a year. Picked back up casual drinking a few months back against my advice.
>go to bar with him, and a girl he started talking to
>girl says to me "your homeboy's cute" so I let him know
>they start dating that night
>cool girl, we all start hanging out together regularly at my apartment
>they always start banging at my place, kinda awk but I let it slide cause my boy getting action
>one night they invite me to join
>threesome
>I ain't fuck, just kissing/oral/hand stuff but whatever, still lit
>2 weeks later
>They're supposed to come hang out, but friend never shows after leaving his grandparents
>apparently he stole a whole bottle of Xanax and never showed up at gf's house to pick her up to come to me
>Doesn't respond to any calls, no one knows where he is, goes missing all night
>shows up at my apt at 5am
>barred out on Xanax, obviously fucked up
>in the process of talking to him to try and figure out wtf happened he gets hostile and takes a swing at me
>Scrap begins
>I pin him down on my couch to try and stop the fight
>spits in my face
>I see red, all bets are off, and I punch him hella hard right in the face
>Throw him out of my apartment
>Lands ass first in the bushes
>Slam door, lock him out
>he gets in his car and leaves
>call cops/parents/gf
>he comes back 2 hours later
>When pulling in he hits the gas instead of the brake
>Slams his car into the wall of my apartment
>concrete wall so apt is fine, car not so much
>Completely fucked the front of his car
>drives off again as soon as I confront him
>drives across town to gf's house where his dad and stepdad are waiting for him
>Huge scene at gfs house, fought everyone there, kicks out his dad's truck windshield
>Gets arrested
>3 days later, gf comes to my place to hang out, he's still in jail, everyone dealing with aftermath
>Uhhhh text limit so tbc
Best friends with dude for nearly 10 years
did u fuck his gf
This is your white master race ladies and gentlemen
what the fuck does this have to do with white people you pathetic shitskin?
I already fucked her with your dick
Better hurry user, there ain't gonna be this thread soon
White people are cucks who can’t handle their drugs you Fucking autistic tiny dicked bitch
im hung and white, i have all the privilege in the world and a big dick
i hope my race continues to exploit yours for many years
good day
My dick is 5.5 inches and I have fucked 40 women, giving most earth shattering orgasms....so whatever man
Yeah xans and alcohol will do that to most people, turn you into a complete asshole and this guy will probably not remember anything at all. Trust me guys, one time I took 6 xans and some ecstasy, don't have time for full story but the repercusions chased me for months
shit story dude
the parts about your friend are more interesting than you fucking his gf
>just chilling
>Shes sitting with me on my bed
>cuddling proceeds
>Fool around a bit
>Ain't fuck but obviously she's looking to rebound
>She comes over the day of his trial
>we fuck, ending 24 years of virginity
>friend gets 8 months in jail essentially as it happens
>Mfw
shit story dude
the parts about your friend are more interesting than you fucking his gf
We're both latino you filthy nigger.
just ignore him
latinos are so much better than blacks tbh fam
>>Slams his car into the wall of my apartment
>>concrete wall so apt is fine, car not so much
>>Completely fucked the front of his car
>>drives off again as soon as I confront him
>>drives across town to gf's house where his dad and stepdad are waiting for him
Must not had hit it hard.
Around 2% of people have this reaction to benzos. An incredibly aggressive and "psychotic" (more dissociative) and ultimately compulsive reaction. All psych drugs are dangerous. The brain isn't meant to be fucked with.
when i take xanax i just get a really drunk feeling
Okay I got a better one:
>get sick of my HS GF, pawn her off on one of my bros
>he fucking ghosts me after, too ashamed to hear how he's licking sloppy seconds, I don't hate though, I know how it is
>find out he gets in huge car wreck, oh shit bro
>go see him in the hospital, she drives me cause my car's broke
>he almost died, but is stable, glad to see a true friend
>chick drives me back to town, we go to her house and get high, start cuddling on bed while watching a movie
>I start crying like a bitch, tell her that I never should have let her get away, how my life is shit now that she's out of my life
>she WTF's out, but pulls her panties down anyway, I fuck the shit out of her 4 times that night while watching wishmaster 2 on repeat, cum inside every time
>this continues for weeks as we go visit him and then go get stoned and fuck
>eventually she tells me she left him for me, she lied
>he gets out of the hospital and finds out about us, confronts me on my birthday and tries to fight me
>kick his ass, he ends up crying on my shoulder later that night, saying he loves her so much
>tell him she's just a whore and not good for either of us, she overhears and we stop banging
>they later get back together and have a kid
>lol
She was 5' tall, petite, brown hair and eyes, italian/olive skin, small tits, and super addicted to getting fucked. Fuck even years later I'd still like to have a go again.
Y u thinking bout dic so much?
*respectable gold clap*
Lmfao nice larp dude, we all know you’re banging your cousin with your 3 inch penis, drinking milk and listening to music written by a nigger with 1000x more privilege and money than you. Poor white people are the worst, prime example right there
Yeah, there is no fucking way he went to trial within three days of being arrested.
Sage.
Trial was 8 days after arrest, initial hangout ft. cuddles happened 3 days after arrest
Learn2read fgt
Cuddle the girl then have sex with her
Kek. I would say "poor dude", but he knew exactly what he was getting into and did it anyways
im bisexual
im white, remember?
i got 7.5 inches
(i have banged my cousin tho, you right)
The fact you ain’t kiss him when he spit in your face ruined this whole story you faggot.
he said, as his race continued to be exploited
We sucked eachothers dick during the threesome (I'm bi) so there's the gayness you wanted