Ask me a question

Ask me a question


I'll ask you one back

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What is the greatest question? Even though your response will be a question this makes it an answer. Get fucked

The greatest question is what exactly wouldn't Meatloaf do for love?

Did you have a good weekend?

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What’s the deal with airplane food?

Do you work the shaft?

Markie Post wanted to peg him.
And his name was Robert Paulson.

checked and its aight

hows ya pecker doin?

only tuesdays

Whats the most baby oil you've downed in one setting?

What do you mean? Like drank? I wouldn’t drink that shit. I once used a whole bottle on my gf and had a cocaine fueled naked wrestling match with her though

dubs of truth, that sounds like a good waste of baby oil though

You need to drink it

Niggers?

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how old are you op? I'm 25

Niggers.

You ever seen yer grannys cooter?

No. Bye.

I'm fuckin 60

You ever shit yerself havin sex?

Bye isn't a question but good talkin faggot

How do I make decent pesto?

The key is just enough crystallized pig semen.

Are you satisfied with your love life or could it be better?

Has anyone in your family had cancer?. If so, did they survive?.

Currently single and fine with that, enjoying time for myself and such

What's the best way to dry beef jerky? Been air drying my jerky with fans in my garage but they always get a little too dry from it

Why are you gay?

Checked, and yes to both
Lung cancer I believe

Have you ever been in love?

Lay it in asbestos before and after you dry it. Speeds the process and adds flavor, Jack Links does this but it's done on the hush so others don't steal the technique.

How many high scores you get in random arcades?

Why not.

Why are you?

Born to late to experience real arcades. But am pretty fucking decent on tetris

What's your favorite burger of the day from bobs burgers?

Dark side of the shroom burger

Whats your favorite episode of bobs burgers?

Tough one, but have to say either the one where they melt kuchi kopi or any one where it's 3 stories.

Favorite limp bizkit song?

How do you deal with the existential dread of knowing that you're going to die, and be forgotten about completely by everyone and everything save for the hunk of stone with your name carved on it?

I have, yes. And both times i got rejected it hurt pretty bad because I genuinely loved these women.

What are you planting in the collective unconscious?

Are you gay?

what is your favorite album? or just one you really like if you dont have a favorite

Have you ever won any type of contest or competition before?