Hello fellow internet patriots

Hello fellow internet patriots,
I am one of many and but I belong to a few, I am anonymous, I came here for one reason alone recruitment.
Solve the problem below and begin the process needed for you to join one of the most elite and malicious organizations the world has ever seen.

Picture yourself slowing coming out of a wooden den onto a slow moving river. By your side is your trusted traveling compion a Fox you have raised since a cub. And in your sack is a chicken which is to be tomorrow supper squeaking loading with each of your steps. Hanging from your waist is a sack of wheat you plan on trading for a night at the local inn when you finally complete this nights journey. Despite being your friend the Fox has a keen eye on the chicken for its next meal, and to its nature your feathered companion would be keen to devoure your bag of wheat. Now to cross this river you must take a canoe with only enough room for to move one thing at a time. Fox chicken or wheat. How do you make It across without allowing these animals to cave to their more basic instincts?

Good luck and may the games begin!

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Take chicken then wheat but come back with chicken leave chicken take fox come back for chicken

>Leg so hot
>Hot hot Leg
>Leg so hot u fry an egg

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First comment is right too easy

You have done way to solve my problem I commend you and ensure you, you are one step closer to joint our organization, however the trials are don’t over yet, good luck in this next round.

What is the only question which no one can ever say yes to truthfully? Despite the politicians and their crafty ways the truth will always come out yet this one question should never receive a yes, what It is pray tell?

If you struggle without any hope at all I will provide some little guidance due to how well the previous test went. Any best of luck and I’m certain you will not need any further prompt.

sorry nigga I'm to busy solving cicada 3301

tldr; not your personal army.

I ensure you the problems get harder as you progress

That’s not really applicable

bump

as i said tl;dr .. inb4

Tits or gtfo.

The queen is not amused !

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I feel like I can think of a lot of questions that you can't honestly answer with a "yes"
Like "do you know everything?" noone can say yes to that

Hint?

death to israel

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>hail to the queen

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Fair point, hint: this is something you might ask after watching someone get seriously hurt

1) take fox
2) take wheat
3) take chicken

Also fake and gay

"are you dead?"

fag

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i have a neck but no head
i have 2 arms but no hands
what am i

That is the question and again congratulations to you brave digital explorers now get ready for the most challenging and penultimate question!

You throw away my outside and eat what is inside only to throw away what is inside that, what am I?

Chicken eats the wheat while you take the fox. Fuck you're stupid, aren't you?

A Kinder Egg?

I would never throw away the surprise inside the Kinder Egg they are all lined up on my desk, but that’s a great guess

Corn

Congratulations the answer was corn on the cob were you discard the husk (like how society treats us gamers) you eat their kernels and then throw away the cob, get ready for the next question, It May take a minute to consult the counsel but bear with me

bump

>Congratulations the answer was corn on the cob were you discard the husk (like how society treats us gamers) you eat their kernels and then throw away the cob, get ready for the next question, It May take a minute to consult the counsel but bear with me
Learn to spell you fucking retard.

what kind of goose eats snakes

The council has spoken and here is the final riddle.
In the morning I walk on four legs, by day on two, and in the evening three? I ask you what am I? Solve this riddle and you are welcome into anonymous.

Oooohhhhhh I have a great riddle for ya’ll!

A mongoose, that’s a good one I’ve never heard It before

Human
baby, adult, old man with cane

A baby

A human being

Congratulations and welcome!!!

I am still trying to come up with the answer to this one whoever posted don’t spoil thou I think I’ll get It

Tell It!

i have a head but no body
i have a tail but no scales
what am i

>i have a head but no body
>i have a tail but no scales
>what am i
Still a faggot.

A woman is laying dead on the floor, stabbed to death, in her home located in Fargo, North Dakota during a brutal, freezing sub-zero winter. The only clues to the mystery of her death are an open window, and a cup of bloody water at his bedside. How did she die?

Snake? not sure if their skin counts as scale

coin

>Solve this riddle and you are welcome into anonymous.

newfag

It's a snake

are you honest?

wrong snakes have scales
correct

>stabbed to death?

i left a room with 2 legs
i came back with 6 legs
what happened

You could say yes to are you honest, I was just looking for “are you dead?” Which would have to be a no to tell the truth

You picked up a table in the room

you brought a chair or table back with you

The guy whose bed It was stabbed her is my guess

>wrong snakes have scales
Snakes don't have bodies though

You are the only new fag here buddy

very good

>her
>her
>his
No need to solve.
Transgender freak killed himself

i have many keys yet i cannot open a single door
what am i

Take chicken across
Take wheat across
Take chicken back
Take fox across
Take chicken back across

Fuck you cunts ars dumb

ur taking awhile lemme know if you want the answer

a piano, computer/laptop

Is It one of those Greek statues that are always missing hands and heads?

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I know this one not gonna five It away though

keychain

You turned into spiderman

you can pick me but you cant choose me
what am i

Needle for sewing n sheeit

Or a saxophone if not please tell me the answer

a shirt but a broken greek statue does fit the description

Anonymous is a fucking joke nowadays. Y’all are but a hollow shell of what you used to be.

Oh that’s a good one

Its a slow moving river just walk across the mother fucker, are you stupid?

If it’s slow moving It still could be to deep to walk across

>>>>backtracing enabled

she was stabbed to death

Fucking swim

What this user said

Nah man, I was just fucking around, you guise look scary with the Guy Fawkes masks. I’m sorry for doubting you

Tea pot?

fake and gay

How does a tea pot have two arms?

Are you fucking autistic or something?

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You are just mad that you got haxxed and doxxed

Had one with 2 metal ones and a wood handle.

How do you swim holding a Fox a chicken and a bag of grain?

Oh that’s cool what were the arms for?

To hold the wooden part of the handle...

you dont want me
but once you have me
you really dont want to lose me
what am i

Name

My life

wrong its a lawsuit

The person who makes me has doesn’t need me
The person who will soon need me doesn’t want want me
And the person who does need me can not speak for himself

What am I?

coffin

2ez