Guys help

guys help

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time to move on to the next one

but i love her and she loves me shes just playing hard to get

pretty much unrecoverable, just leave it alone.

Sounds like a bitch tbh

Tell her thats fine. You got other women on the line.

Call her a pretentious fat skank and you were just wondering about her view on it

Tell her she isn't date material and you just wanted to fuck

she will tell my mom if i do that

but she will know im lying

Tell her she doesnt have to be a fucking cunt about it. Grow some balls and reply "actually thank God, I just dodged a bullet" and dont respond or even read what she sends you.

dude no. i still like her

Fuck all that noise. Assuming you're both relatively young... work on bettering yourself.

Workout, get educated, get that bread, and fine tune your personality. Bitches will follow.

Once she realizes she fucked up, get your dick wet, then proceed with your life.

Brother I'm 32 years old and I was a fat incel for years. Listen to me. Fuck this bitch. Shes not interested in you. Just understand that. Move on to the next girl. If she is just fucking with you then get away quick

this is actually the best help on the thread but you are just too much of a spineless faggot to do it. Why ask for help if you are just gonna orbit some fat cunt who isn't into you

Who gives a shit if she tells your mom? What are you 12?

LISTEN ASSHOLE SHE IS NOT FAT. SHES FUCKING PERFECT

she's not a bitch. she's my queen

Don’t listen to these haters OP, you just need to devote yourself more to her, be her friend, listen to her problems, let her complain about the boys she’s fucking, eventually she’ll realize you’re a good guy and she’ll be with you.

b8

Jesus Christ. You're pathetic. No wonder she doesn't want to date you. Beta male

Try NOT fucking him? He could just be straight.

That's never happened in the history of mankind

I am already doing that.

>start pretending to be gay so women will be more comfortable around me
>female friend sets me up on a date with some faggot
>can't say no or she'll know I'm faking it
>at dinner with this faggot, he won't quit talking about faggot shit
>end up having to take it up the ass because I need to keep appearances up

Do this if you want a good friend who appreciates the help. But if you want to ever put your penis inside another live person consentually, don't do this.

OP, you're a bitch. Don't be a bitch, no woman wants a weak man.

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Thisss so much

How I met my wife of 10 years, though we’re not technically married and I haven’t had sex with her yet.

Honestly OP... I've had a situation like this when I was younger. I never really recovered from it. But if I had been a little older, and if it happened again today... I would know what to do. You know what you want to do OP. Just do it. She'll love it.

you think so?

alright, ill do it, ill wait until she's alone tonight

post updates

this thread is b8 and all of you faggots are eating it up

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shhhh dont tell them i got the pic from reddit shhhhhhh

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