Celebread

celebread

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Okay.

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fine I guess if we HAVE to

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Bed nao

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just thought it'd be nice :3

ummmmmm alone or.. ?

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Dub dubs gets you cuddles

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i am SO attracted to females

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me too

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For being an Instagram thot, she doesn't put out a whole lot of pics. SAD!

PS: I just baked up some burritos, you mad Mexican bois?

I'm all about them sandbags and 'gina, no word of a lie.

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same but unironically

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yay :3

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Who's your favorite pop star to actually listen to?

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You deserve em qt

Fuck, those are some huge tits

MDIB

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hey so am i

She's really pretty.

how many celebs would it take to kill a tyrannosaurus rex?

Yes. Also MDIB

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it's not

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What does MDIB mean?

wow me too

I'm not mad but I kinda want one

no u qt

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>lilytoe
hnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg

Anywhere between six and twenty, depending on which celebs you bring.

No u

She has smaller boobs, and yet she's somehow *still* managed to pick out a bikini top that doesn't quite cover the whole tiddy. I'm not sure if that makes it more or less appealing. I think I like it, tho.

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im sure it will be

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it is and also nice collins also MDIB
about size and a state of mind

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faggots

They got bigger the older she got

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you guys are idiots.

No U’ses

forget it

i'm so bored it's a waste of time
where are all the cool people?

youtu.be/VbrB0DbHFzc

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he's asking what the acronym means Dillon god damnit

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Stay focused... ~ u ~

Stop trying to make MDIB happen, it's not going to happen.

I bought four bags of em. I never knew what the rich life felt like till now. (■ v ■--)

>Covering the whole tiddy.
Sometimes I don't think you actually *did* attend thot class 101. >:c

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no socks on those rocks? risky

fingers crossed

but trips confirm it's u

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I know and also MDIB
My dick is already bigger.

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Yeah they did. She still looks fantastic.

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sry :c

hopes and prayers

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I skipped slut school, didn't you know? I was busy. I had to read up on these things after the fact, so I'm still learning.

Why all the hate for rocks today? They're not so bad.

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cool
you fuckin get it
i am not being ironic
nice
proud for you

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i like to hump my pillow for kp, does that count

I took my pants off for Lily and the room filled up with the smell of shit

they can hurt anoni!
think of how devastated all the footfags would be if her feet got hurt

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^__^
U more tho

head be owing

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MDIB

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oh gawd

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You worry too much. She'll be fine, I'm sure of it.

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NUTTT

Post mbb please ()

u forevermore :*

rip
me on the left tho
lil licc

I've been told that before
you gotta teach me to be so carefree

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2 aspirin and a coke, wait just go to bed

But why are you telling us?

c:

Rocks are just giant sand, and as you know we hate sand. It's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere.

>I'm not sure if that makes it more or less appealing.
So now that the dust has settled and you've seen a couple more pics, what have we landed on?

Keep in mind I have her on my phone and your answer will be relayed to her.

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how many celebs would it take to beat usain bolt in a race?

>Why all the hate for rocks today?
They're pale imitations of the REAL Rock

Never said you were aubrdude

cute

C:

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He doesn't even drink cof*ee and yet you expect him to take even harder drugs?! Why doesn't he just sell his ass out on the corner and earn a few bucks for meth while he's getting his asp*rin?

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Holy fuck, the gang is all here.

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=0

Why doesn't she want to hug mr rock?

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they're just both really awkward in the movie

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this is my mommy

how many celebs would it take to lift an elephant?

>giant sand
It's an interesting point, but rocks can be pretty smooth, and they generally don't get everywhere. If they do, they can easily be removed.
I'll be honest, I think it's more aesthetically pleasing when it's bigger tiddy spilling out of the bottom/sides, but I admire and appreciate the effort, don't get me wrong.

Actual rocks came first, tho. If anything, *he's* the imitator.

It's easy, you just stop caring.

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Oh okay, I'd hug him, or her. They both seem nice.

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Feeding grains of rice into my pisshole for sexy Dua

ok thank u

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not even close kiddo
>mfw
I was just trying to help him out. our generation is awful but zoomers can barely wipe their own ass frfr

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Not sure. did noticed it pretty much last week after searching for averege size. ALso MDIB

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Probably like 150

:* :*

you make it sound oh so easy

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>not even close kiddo
Well a lot of the ones that haven't abandoned us.
The good ones.

Is celebread gluten free?

how many celebs would it take to eat 700 chocolate eggs in a minute?

more pixels

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fair statement

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350

yes

no

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>Actual rocks came first, tho
Haven't you seen this documentary where the Rock reveals he made the universe?
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same :3
cute af

she straight and u cute, I know it

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Breed my faggy asshole you gay clowns

One blackened TayTay

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how many celebs would it take to colonize another star system?

no
you are welcome

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Aspirin really does work tho, it's like magic, I can have a massive headache and I take a couple and it just goes away. ¯\_(' v ')_/¯

>searching for averege size
I'm sure you did a very... *thorough* investigation. ;3

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Chikin nuggut

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One Elon Musk

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Precum rub for sexy Kendall

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Hnnngh

go away

Would fuck the hell out of her.

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I didn't give up the D that easy BB boi. Try again and this time say please.

Where can I find this episode? Asking for a friend.

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I used google 3 s and did the math
MDIB

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Yes

how many celebs would it take to overthrow the Chinese communist party and install a democratic government?

Chikin nugs

pls?

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1

About 3

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I only said so because you said you'd tell her. I'm hoping she'll take it on board as constructive criticism, and shift her focus to other areas. Like showing off more of her hips and her bum, for instance.

Where did you find this edit? It's really quite jarring. Posting the original, just to restore balance.
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Only because it is.

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Or 4

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Team Kum fir Kloss

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i thought it said bread at first which would have been so much better
ye it gud stuff. I always needed a bit of caffeine with it but ye

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All my cum belongs to Kendall

come on lets stick to posting the original please

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>would have been so much better
hindsight ...

I HATE YOU
jk

I want to spill for Mill

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i jejed

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who pls?

who

Proof that its fake. Moles dont match up

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O w O Why hello there.

Bigger than hers maybe, heh heh.

IT WAS A PRANK

Aaaaaah, I see now, you're doing what's best for all of us. I need to stop being so quick to judge. :3

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>nudes of a horse
not into bestiality

Why did god create moles? Imagine how much better she would look if the moles weren't there. She could be 10 without them

>807855214
why does a guy get to unload in her and i dont?

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pls don't prank me :(

They do

Kayla Mydick Isbigga Jones
I am pretty sure MDIB than yours

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Nope

she is a 10, whats wrong with you?

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Because moles are cute af ...

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I've always got everyone's best interests at heart, you know. You can trust me.

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Im gonna say it

Just pull that shit down already.

pls

:< Sorry.

As long as you keep posting these sexc as chickas sure YDIB.

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boring ass, fantastic face

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ppl seem to be into them idk

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Eat my ass
Moles knock her down to an 8.something
See pic related

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I don't care that you broke your elbow

feet > tits > ass

Elle's strawberry moles were made for cum

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i'd kiss all those moles

Yeah I've played games where you can customize characters and some people put freckles and moles purposely on their character, I guess they think it's cute. Moles at least are something most people have, but I think most people would like to be 100% free of them if they could be

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I guess I am cool with that. Nice ass. Also MDIB

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i spillied for millie ;)

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what in christ's fuck are you talking about, shitlips?

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WHERE ARE HER NUDES?!??!

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Chad is my waifu

I want to hug all the cute anons that post in these threads.

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yus

no fair I want a hug too :c

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Spreading my pisshole for sexy Kendall

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VH>AB

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Huh? Oh you mean this itty bitty little thing? It's alright I guess... ;3

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no way

U better be cute then!!

BENNNNNZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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I mean, yes, by miles.

easier said than done ;_;

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he's right you know

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tbh you seem pretty cute, I'll give you a hug.

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vh ugly as fuck

It's not even a contest imo

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See now, *this* is the good stuff.

Don't worry, I have it on reasonably good authority that you're already cute.

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all I ever wanted :3

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nice feet

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she needs to dominate me

Are you talking about her ass? Also MDIB
I think is double. 4 caras? MDIB

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Gguys im seeing double

you're being, "moranic"

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im so straight that i love chips with guacamole

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yeah me neither, especially p r i m e Spring Breakers Pudgens

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She looks like the Silver Surfer nutted into her eyes.

Hot

Wwhoah guys help

...

Does this user have a nickname yet?
I put forth the name of tinydick aka td to the council
What say ye?

DELET THAT

suck me for aubrey already

Delet u