Cock Can Comparison Challenge

Cock Can Comparison Challenge

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I'm 13. Nice try though.

Yeah well, im 12 and what is this?

Pathetic can. Its not even as big as your dick. Forget it loser, chicks want guys with gallon jugs.

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this is gay

Ur mum gay

Now jam it in the opening

Its okay to be jealous

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Decent, tho those titty whities are painful

i dont have a can pic

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Shit dude thats huge, take a can pic pls! Also nice dubs.

Bump

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Took this with a friend drunk

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very nice
;)

No can, controller count?

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You are literally retardud

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whats that shit on your tip bro

Ah, a fellow man of taste.

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Fags

Small dick huh?

I can't find a can small enough.

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Moar?

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why is your dick too short for the skin? did something bad happen?

reported.

What does that even mean? Are you trying to be clever?

Eyy, rockstar!

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dr pepper for life, nice cock btw

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it's genital warts

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No can around

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>white monster
30 year old boomer detected.

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Almost 7 inches

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If I would've straighted it then it probably would've been 7. Unfortunately it has a little curve.

No can around. What do you think?

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Should do it standing, but so far so good

Fuck you they taste good.

dont be mad oldfag

So did i measure this right anons?

Drunk, so why not

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Gotta have it over your dick with the end of the measuring tape pressed in the middle of your pubes where the pubic bone is.

>pressed in the middle of your pubes
dont press too hard or everyanon will say youre cheating

Thats why i mentioned the pubic bone.

There isnt a can big enough ;)

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Fucking huge

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Well just say I'm in the 6.25 inch to 6.75 inches range. Still bigger than most.

Just round up or better yet. round down, say your 6, so when they see it, they’ll be surprised.

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You too huh?

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How about a wine bottle?

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Couldnt find a bigger can

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10/10 dude

this is kind of a can

Forgot te pic

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7/10 if this is a rate thread

Took this for a girl a while ago

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Fuck it. Here's the uncropped version. I just want to know if it's measured correctly.

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Like this.
Make sure its pressed against the pubic bone, if it goes past it, you’re cheating

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Coffee cup

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I need to get measuring tape like that. The one I used makes it impossible to measure my dick because if it were to hit it I'd probably get cut.

This is so fucking gay

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Well this should be fun

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Daaaayum

Is that Xfinity?? Yikes....

Cherry vanilla, the patrician's choice

Not the bigger but definitely the thickest

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Pepsi pride

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Bend me over and fuck me please

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Nice thread

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So many monsters

Forgot pic

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Eeeeeeyyy

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holy fuck

Bump

# 10/10, made me wet

Huge jfc. You should do porn.

please let me gag on ur cocks please

Take me now

I want her to be my dommy mommy.

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My mouth is watering

Wow holy fuck

Moar please, god damn...

10/10

Fake and gay