Holy shit, I didn't think I'd get this far

Holy shit, I didn't think I'd get this far...
What do I say?

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kys

Ask for sharpie in pooper

Don't go full retard and ask for everything in one pick, ask for something small first.

feet

Send her a pic of you doing this.

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ask for her penis

How tempting?

call her a slut for finding it tempting

Take your socks off bitch, that should work

Tell her if she sends nudes you might even let her suck your cock. Girls always love that.

Rlly?

Say “I’m glad you’re tempted. How do I get you convinced? I’m sure I could talk you into it.”

With whatever emoji or gif, etc maintains your past texts context etc.

Ya girls love to be dominated

Kys

Is this good, my autistic advisors?

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And what is her answer?

Wait 4 hours and say this

"Let's take this small talk to medium talk. Whats your Snapchat"

Then when you add her sc say "you've definitely captured my imagination and its huge." Follow it up with "send me something you'd think I'd like"

You're sharing if we help right OP?

Cringy af! Some counts eat that shit up tho, good luck

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drop the shit after the comma

Yeah, sure I don't care, just tell me what 2 say, slaves.

This

Too late. Let's hope she likes cringe

Chicks a dude, bruh

Why not say something like, "anything I could do to persuade you?" Then add a winky face you cuck

based chad

OP promised to share, I'm doing what I can to help

Update?

No give her a complement instead to ease the awkwardness

He just gave her one. You can't over do it

Bruh, don't.

I sent the text. Nothing back from her yet.

tell her you love her

Please tell me you didn't send the one in the screen shot

You sent that corny shit?

Why does every OP have to screw it up so quickly

Keep us updated op

I can't wait to see the reply. I'd bet my left nut she either blocks him or tells him to leave her alone. The fuck was he thinking. Qt3.14..... literally the most retarded shit to say when you're tryna get your little dick wet. Fuck sake user were you shaken when you were a baby?

He was def shook when he was typing that shit IRL

Guise. OP here. Tears are streaming down my face as I type this. What have you made me do?

Lmao, this is probably a first for OP. For God's sake, he came to Yea Forums for advice.

Yeah its definitely his first

Jesus...how can you look at that then confidently press send. Could've just said "we both got temptations then, lets give into them for a bit"

Worst thing was he splerged out before we could even say anything

Guess op panicked. Oh well... maybe next time.

OP post the update so we may try and salvage this already burning ship

She's just teasing you, no matter what you say she's not going to show anything. Girls just like the attention on tinder.

Bumpity Bump bump

>hey guys what do I do?
>nvm I'm just gonna do this retarded shit
>what did you make me do?

Scrap literally everything except maybe that last line

What is wrong with you

There were some actual good replies too.

Okay all you have to do now is send "plz respond" every two minutes

Turboautistic sperging: the thread.

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>"tears streaming down my face"
Obviously that wasn't op, you retard.

Twice then move on

2nded. Spread your asshole