Holy shit, I didn't think I'd get this far...
What do I say?
Holy shit, I didn't think I'd get this far
kys
Ask for sharpie in pooper
Don't go full retard and ask for everything in one pick, ask for something small first.
feet
Send her a pic of you doing this.
ask for her penis
How tempting?
call her a slut for finding it tempting
Take your socks off bitch, that should work
Tell her if she sends nudes you might even let her suck your cock. Girls always love that.
Rlly?
Say “I’m glad you’re tempted. How do I get you convinced? I’m sure I could talk you into it.”
With whatever emoji or gif, etc maintains your past texts context etc.
Ya girls love to be dominated
Kys
Is this good, my autistic advisors?
And what is her answer?
Wait 4 hours and say this
"Let's take this small talk to medium talk. Whats your Snapchat"
Then when you add her sc say "you've definitely captured my imagination and its huge." Follow it up with "send me something you'd think I'd like"
You're sharing if we help right OP?
Cringy af! Some counts eat that shit up tho, good luck
drop the shit after the comma
Yeah, sure I don't care, just tell me what 2 say, slaves.
This
Too late. Let's hope she likes cringe
Chicks a dude, bruh
Why not say something like, "anything I could do to persuade you?" Then add a winky face you cuck
based chad
OP promised to share, I'm doing what I can to help
Update?
No give her a complement instead to ease the awkwardness
He just gave her one. You can't over do it
Bruh, don't.
I sent the text. Nothing back from her yet.
tell her you love her
Please tell me you didn't send the one in the screen shot
You sent that corny shit?
Why does every OP have to screw it up so quickly
Keep us updated op
I can't wait to see the reply. I'd bet my left nut she either blocks him or tells him to leave her alone. The fuck was he thinking. Qt3.14..... literally the most retarded shit to say when you're tryna get your little dick wet. Fuck sake user were you shaken when you were a baby?
He was def shook when he was typing that shit IRL
Guise. OP here. Tears are streaming down my face as I type this. What have you made me do?
Lmao, this is probably a first for OP. For God's sake, he came to Yea Forums for advice.
Yeah its definitely his first
Jesus...how can you look at that then confidently press send. Could've just said "we both got temptations then, lets give into them for a bit"
Worst thing was he splerged out before we could even say anything
Guess op panicked. Oh well... maybe next time.
OP post the update so we may try and salvage this already burning ship
She's just teasing you, no matter what you say she's not going to show anything. Girls just like the attention on tinder.
Bumpity Bump bump
>hey guys what do I do?
>nvm I'm just gonna do this retarded shit
>what did you make me do?
Scrap literally everything except maybe that last line
What is wrong with you
There were some actual good replies too.
Okay all you have to do now is send "plz respond" every two minutes
Turboautistic sperging: the thread.
>"tears streaming down my face"
Obviously that wasn't op, you retard.
Twice then move on
2nded. Spread your asshole