Secrets thread. It's ok, you can post it here. We probably wont judge you

so anal is assured? Id go for that tbh

I fucked my 30-ish year old English teacher when I was 17 and I don't regret it for one second. Why do you feel so bad about boning a 25yo when you were 15?

Good luck, based user. Make sure she has an enema first.

I deaded a white chapel in 1998.

wut

i'll share two since it's friday

a) sometimes i look at pornography and get an erection as a result
b) sometimes when i'm taking a poop, i will work extra hard to get every last fart out of me, even though sometimes it means i'm on the can for more than 30 minutes, at least that gas is gone

because she was ginormously fat

Tell me more please

Kek

why did you do it then?

I was at a lanparty with my buddy. We had our computer in the basement where also the washing machine and the dryer were. I secretly took a used string from his mother's clothes and jizzed into it, then i did put it back into the dirty clothes.
the smell was just perfect.

Well, I expressed my frustration that my GF just can't get into that for me, despite trying several times. She said that if I buy dinner and drinks, she will come back to my place and let me fuck her ass. So its essentially assured, unless an unforeseeable problem.

i really really don't regret it

when i wake up in the morning i don't regret it

when i eat lunch with my coworkers and i think about fucking her, i don't regret it

when i am riding the metro home, i don't regret it

and when i fap about it at home alone in my apt, i don't regret it

dude have you ever been 15?

When I was like 5/6 years old, I went to my Aunt in Africa and she had a lil shed with guinea pigs in it. I was obsessed with Dragon Ball Z, so I went in there pretending I was Goku going Super Saiyan and starting throwing around one of the guinea pigs, after I was done playing that poor little thing was crippled. Still feel so fucking bad about that shit. However due to it being crippled my aunt thought it was sick, so we didn't eat it. So I guess I lengthened it's lifespan in a sick way :(

Who is we?

Hooked up with my ex in the back seat of her car a week before her wedding.

id recommend packing a Viagra, you gotta be hard af to stay in there

If I feel like she isn't prepped or it's a mistake I'll stop. She sees clean and confident so I'm not worried.

LOL, but not me.

Posted it before, but here goes:
>be me, a high school lad of 17
>cute af English teacher, about 30 yo
>always wears loose fitting layers of clothes
>find out she was a former fattie still having body shame issues
>chat her up all the time
>run into her at a coffee shop
>have coffee, start talking
>this leads to more informal meetings after school, always in public places, always very chaste and innocuous
>one day talk her into going to her apartment
>alcohol.jpg
>one thing leads to another
>unwrap her clothes layer by layer to find a solid 9/10 body
>my cock so hard I didn't have enough skin left to blink my eyes
>all-nighter.exe
Fucked her on the DL that entire school year until she found someone her own age. Was awesome while it lasted, and I've always been kind of happy that I was responsible for her getting over her hangup about her looks.

Well if it doesn't work it doesn't work. I can't just make viagra appear, but I'll try not to get into my head about it

As if getting to fuck a qt in the ass won't keep him hard enough.

Lucky man

youd be surprised.

is her name heather mcmanus now?

Oh wait, are you the guy who fucked the hamplanet who was one of you mom's friends?
How did it smell, BTW?

no, do you know someone who did this?

Yeah, but I have some self-respect, I'd never fuck some lardass just to get laid, that's just sad.

Its kinda like a first date thing and basically cheating on my GF so that's a factor in the back of my mind.

least i got chicken

Youtube father is a faggot

Hmmmmmmm maybe i should try it

With a lot of shame and regret on top.

>a) sometimes i look at pornography and get an erection as a result
You're a monster

>gf is into role reversal
>she's bigger than me
>she cams and sometimes I join in
>have been pegged and milked in front of lots of people

How often does she cheat on you?

You're a faggot if you don't fuck with BBW's. Skinny bitches a pain in the fucking ass and consume too much energy. Also fat bitch top > skinny bitch top all fucking day.

>be me
>14
>family raises sheep
>hit puberty and have no idea what to do with myself
>hear sheep pussy feels damn good
>decide to attempt fucking a sheep
>to my surprise it feels great, and the sheep doesn't seem at all bothered
>continued to fuck sheep secretly til I got gf
>never told anyone

She hasn't.

You dirty bitch. You dirty bitch.

Come on user, or are you just unsure?

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I'm sure.

A dumb and gay whiteboy could never insult me, or bring shame to anyone but himself for that matter.

bbws are gross its just all you can get cuz ur fat too don't lie

How tf have you been milked? U been taking too many of them estrogen pills? Unbelievable fucking faggots on Yea Forums these days I swear.

>italian
>white
pick one cotton picker

She fucks behind your back, that's a guarantee.

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I meant her massaging my prostate with her finger until cum dribbles out without me having an orgasm.

I trust her that she isn't. I have no reason to suspect she is.

Coming from someone who's never fucked a BBW before. They give the craziest head ever I swear, it's like they feel like they have to over compensate or some shit. Anyway you'll never experience that bliss, cause you're too much of an ignorant fat shaming faggot. Your loss. Also I'm 147 pounds so no, nice try.

Pretty sure he meant he got jacked off and told when to cum by his big bitch, you dumb fag nigger

That's literally the same fucking thing, are you retarded? Hahaahahahaha white boy in denial shut up

She pegs you, humiliates you and you think that she's not cheating on you with a real man? Come on, I don't want to be an asshole, but come on.

at 5,0 that's still fat, nice try chunky manlet

You can be whatever you want on the internet, and you chose to be a nigger, why?

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No he didn't you dumb fucking bitch. He got his prostate massaged lmao, that's still fucking gay. So shut your dumbass mouth bitchboy before I fuck that shit.

And you chose to be a dumbass fucking Italian who's in denial about being white haahahahaha fucking bitch

She doesn't humiliate me, and I am certain she's not cheating on me.

yet u humiliate yourself by posting in here. sad

Implying being a darkie italian is worse than being a nigger.

getting fucked in the ass is pretty humiliating, especially by a woman. just stop posting man, you're only further embarrasing yourself.

I pity the man who is blind to the pleasure of fucking with overweight ladies. Like I said, your loss imbecile.

Yes it is. You get the same shit skin without the benefits of a big ass dick and you can't pull white bitches as easily as black boys. Basically you truly picked the shortest end of the straw fucking Guido.

Please rename to Humble Brag Thread for sake of accuracy.

>fucking u in the ass
>eating ur whole ass
>doing it all on cam
and ur still tryna claim she's not humiliating you? LOL fuck out of here you're delusional.

I secretly hate people who.dont do a thread search

First of, it's Clarence. Second of, nigger dick is a meme you fag. We can agree on one thing though, niggers are basically kids in adult bodies.Your words, "black boys" indeed.

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Bathtubs in foreign places

"The LOG service is waiting ma'am"

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One of my ex's told me that she used to let her dog lick her pussy when she was young, like 12yo. Never let me watch her when we were together.
Later I met another girl who said the same thing only she started at 9yo.
I now have a huge fetish for women getting fucked by dogs. Only a couple past GFs know about this kink of mine.

found the furfag. This actually rather common for women to do. that's why they like huge dogs

Holy shit user lmao, you almost made me spit out my drink. Your fucking name is Clarence and you're still trying to pretend you're not white, fucking delusional. I bet your dick is tiny, I bet you can't handle spicy food and I bet you have trouble finding a ol' lady, aka your a lil whiteboy. Also fuck out of here with those bullshit stats, there's no source, so it's worthless.

Once I went into the girl`s room on a class trip in some grade (i don`t remember, prob 5/th) and searched for panties

Disgusting white bitches, I swear we are boycotting these fucking dirty hoes from now on.

It's only common amongst white girls, don't get it twisted user.

Filthy fucking trash ass bitches

My best secret is that i use a shit ton of LSD at night when everyones sleeping.
youtu.be/nZNmOxb6vC8

I'm not sure anymore if you're just larping or if you're an actual nigger.

Thats barely bestiality. Fucking a black on the other hand...

I'm a black man, Clarence. Something you can only dream of ever becoming, you shit skinned fucking Italian.

tenda, is that you?

You have seen it all you have seen it all

They literally admitted to having sex with their dogs and you're saying it's barely bestiality? Are you just dumb user or did you forget to take your antipsychotics, retard?

Aside from that, nothing wrong with having sex with black people you racist fuck. I would prefer to stick my dick in a beautiful darkskin woman any day over fucking a ratchet, dogfucking, disgusting white hoe.

Wtf are u rambling on about?

nobody said she was a qt

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Definitely not into furries.

no one wants your tiny dick tenda, just deal with it. eurasian mong is all that you are. have fun being a virgin kek

Getting your pussy licked isnt fucking. Letting a yard ape fuck you certainly is.

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I fap to stories of those cult like discords blackmailing people into fucked up shit

link?

I am a 25 yo virgin. I am terrified of talking to girls. Even when they are cool with me and show signs of liking me. I don't look all that bad and sometimes girls show interest in me, but I haven't had many friends in my life and I don't know what to do. I feel such a broken and useless person.

Every time I meet girls I could have talked to but then I puss out I just want to die. I am afraid that I am going to stay like this forever.

Maybe I should just kill myself? I just want to feel loved and appreciated by someone, even if it is only once in my life.

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I have been lurking and going undercover in rape survivor chatrooms and using what I learned to groom girls I know into being better victims.

Hilarious.

It's called oral SEX user. It 100% is bestiality. You literally said it was common amongst white bitches to have sex with their dogs, and you still want to act like they are the preferable race to have intercourse with? You're dumber than a bitch.

Lemme give you some advice- practice talking to other strangers, just causally. Get used to bullshitting. You're probably too goal oriented and its fucking you up.

Don't know that many to be honest, but this shit has gotten me off more times than I feel comfortable with: kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-bryant-simba-lion-leader-of-furry-menagerie-furry-valley.53304/

Oh now you're calling Bill Clinton a liar?! He's americans first black president!

Once spun a cat in a basket with a rope attached to it. Let it fly at the height of the spin. Basket with cat flew a good 35/40 into the air and 60 or so feet away. Landed a couple backyards over. Seen cat a couple days later. Seemed fine. Thats the only thing I've ever done to an animal. Still feel bad.

No-fap is the answer for you user. 2-3 weeks of that shit and I 100% guarantee you, you will have found yourself a sexual partner.

Getting them so they don't call the cops is srs business.

Gf and I are vanilla in public but totally depraved femdom relationship in private.

It's been 8 months out of a life sentence of me not cumming and not getting any sex (including handjobs).
She's messaging people on tinder to find a bull, and we're both okay if one day a bull moves in and fucks her every night.
I've been sissified and server as her maid, slowly becoming every night.
She loves pegging me, even as I cry in pain and scream for her to stop (still not used to the feeling)
There's also just a lot of verbal insults and humiliation, and it's not gonna be any nicer. I agreed that there won't be any takebacks from me no matter how painful my daily life will become.

My life has been dominated by an evil narcissist and my family's inability to get away from him for the last 17 years. The injustice is eating me alive. I have no will left to live. Most of my days are spent alternating between catastrophic amounts of anger, and the bleakest sadness I've ever felt. It seems like I'm only capable of crying, having panic attacks, and falling deeper. I cant keep food down. I eat once a day or twice a day. But its been so long of eating less and less that my body is changing. Theres this constant feeling of metal wheels turning in my stomach. My heart rate drops down to about 40bpm throughout the day. Everything I've ever loved was ruined by this malevolent force. The injustice and the lack of faith caused by are growing day by day. I'm isolated from everyone I used to know, and alone physically and spiritually. I feel that I am not capable of coming back from this, that my life has been altered in a way I am no longer capable of beating but I dont have the guts to end it either.

I bet your ex let her dog nut in her too. And you licked it and put your dick innit after, you're worse than a pig.

When I was 17, I dated a 13 year old girl that was obsessed with me. Fucked her plenty and she was freaky as fuck. We sent a lot of nudes to each other. I love talking about her so I'll answer any questions.

I'm "straight" and 18 with a gf, but I like sexting like a cum slut to guys

>be 16
>snoop around on mom's phone out of curiosity
>find out she's been fucking our neighbor and cheating on my dad
>get hard from knowing that and jerk off

I went once almost two months on this and you are right. I met this woman that was so cute and was so into me. She would literally get all red when I looked her in the eyes and would play with her hair and all that cute shit. I fucked it up and never saw her again despite of how eager she was.

I will give it another go. Now I'm back to being a mediocre subhuman but back then I really felt like a man, for the first time in my life.
I'll try, it's just that I don't have that many chances. You might be right about the goal orientation thing. I can be a little obsessive. I just don't know how to relax.

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I absolutely love dressing up in my gf's lingerie, stuffing my ass with toys, got a 12 inch dildo thats as wide as my forearm.
Whenever my gf is gone for a few hours i jump on that and ride it until i come 3-4 times in a row...
Dream about meeting a guy with a huge dick that dresses me up and uses me as a cumdump.

I have a fetish for.seeing.stolen.pics

Point taken.

u sir are a faggot

Yep

fkin kek

summoning whitechapel faggot

its so wrong but i cant stop accidentally thinking about my little sister right before I cum. Like ill be jerking off and its not like right before I cum it happens its more like im almost ready to cum and then my brain just pops an image of her face or ass in my head and all of a sudden I cum all over myself. I feel so ashamed afterwards but even writing this is making me thhrob up. Its just so wrong like what if she knew how much her own brother cums thinking about her. What if she walked into my rooms right as I moaned her name and shot spurt after spurt of cum on myself? Is it wrong to think about your own little sister as you stroke your cock? Is it wrong to imagine her cleavage or perfect ass? Is it wrong to imagine your sister's plump lips around your cock as she looks up at you into your eyes while you caress her hair and firmly pull her head up and down your cock? Is it wrong to imagine her cute little moans as you lick your own sister's pussy? Is it wrong to imagine your sister's tight wet teen pussy gripping your throbbing cock? Or holding her as you pump load after load into the womb of your own sister. Big brothers shouldnt cum in their little sisters pussys. Its so wrong but it makes me cum so fast and hard. And its not even just sexual. I want to hold her and kiss her and tell her how much I secretly love her. I want to be there for her in every way I can. I want to take care of her because shes the most precious thing in the world. I keep having reoccurring dreams where were isolated in some kind of situation: crashed on an island, trapped in the past, future, or some other planet, any kind on apocalyptic situation, maybe snowed in to a cozy cabin, or stranded at sea facing certain death and due to the circumstances we fall in love and have children. I try really hard not to thinnk about these things but not even my subconscious lets me escape in my sleep. What the fuck is wrong with me?

I committed the White Chapel murders back in ‘88.

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I wish someone would make me act like a stereotypical cringy scenecore furfag

> (You)
>Disgusting white bitches, I swear we are boycotting these fucking dirty hoes from now on.
>
>
>It's only common amongst white girls, don't get it twisted user.
>
>Filthy fucking trash ass bitches
It's only common among white bitches because niggers are too busy getting fucked by their brothers and Mama's man if the week.
Plus they can't afford to own a dog since government assistance doesn't cover dogfood.

well shit nigga . it worked

I occasionaly fuck water melons. trannies, faggots and land whales are just too disgusting, and pocket pussies are too expensive. So melons are what I've arrived at. I think the people at the grocery store are aware I'm fucking the melons, because I might goin and buy 2 at 1 am or some shit. It feels nice though.

>obtain melon
>cut melon in half
>bore suitable dick hole
>microwave
>enjoy the sensations

I have to say it's not pussy but pretty damn good. Better than all the alternatives.

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dick size at 17?
how long you had to fate her until first fuck?
have you fucked her raw?

Interesting. All I've ever done is fapped with a microwaved banana peel

busted a nut in my pants while goofing around with a very young semi-celeb, mainly known by her involvement in reality show about dancing and her ister's name. got lucky enough to meet them both...especially her

Dick size was average, 6 inches.
Fate her?
and yes, condoms didn't work out because we both felt they didn't feel as good

found this pic on gf's phone. its not me. she doesnt know I know

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>Fae
*date

dId you came inside, and how often?
how did it happen, that she wanted fuck you?

When I was 15 I would pay my 11 y/o sister to pose/model in her bra and panties or in her bikinis while I jerked off.
I got handjobs from her and came on her ass tons of times

dated her for about a year
and never came inside.
we've been sexting and sending nudes for a couple months, and it wasn't until a few times in of meeting up that we fucked

we're kindred spirits user, i have a similar story

Fat women have extra nice pussies due to abdominal fat deposit, tight but yielding. Not turning down any skinny pussy, tho.

I got pics off my best girl friends phone in hs and never felt.the same rush again

I was in a sexual relationship with my crossdressing roommate back in the day

Tell

I got handjobs, anal penetration, and a few blowjobs from my younger sister when I was a teen.

>be me, extremely horny and a sexual degenerate 14 year old that jerked off multiple times a day
>have a sister at the time, 11
>I developed some strange fetishes, one was incest so I wasn't opposed to doing that stuff

>convinced her to bend over for me so i can grab her ass, and jerk off to it
>convinced her to give me handjobs and finish me many times while she was naked
>thighfucked her
>i accidentally came in her ass, also first and only time i penetrated
>i remember taking pictures of this stuff too, and deleting them a couple years later

>stopped when I was 16 and she was 13

pedo faggot

kek

Two kids fucking aren't pedos, dipshit.

only pedos would get hard from this. I could see 2 14 yrolds but not an 11yrold. PEDO......FAGGOT I guess point because it was female but still

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so you've penetrated her pussy or actual ass?

Yeah, whatever Dr. Ruth.

actual ass. it was only once, and never again. i was thighfucking her and was about to cum, so i pushed the line and adjusted my dick so it would go in her ass. as soon as it happened, i came and she started crying in pain. it was awful

1. You won't stay a virgin for the rest of your life if you don't want to.
2. There are people who have lived fulfilling lives as a virgin.

I'm guessing (2) isn't of interest to you, so my advice to expedite (1) is to stop thinking about needing to lose your virginity and instead take every opportunity to make new girl friends. If she seems into it, always try to take it a step further. Don't be afraid of failure (you don't have to ever see them again) and keep pushing yourself out of your comfort zone.

Paid my cousin £1500 to watch her have sex, the guy didn't know we were related. Pic related

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I am Spartacus

You are my kind of degenerate.

I am Sharkatus

Sounds like you need more contact with other women/girls. You will probably outgrow this fetish when you're able to form sexual relationships with unrelated females.

i tried to fuck my cat when i was 10

You prob. fucked an ugly ass 25 year old woman and now you are regretting it.

I am sharktopus

I plan on cheating on my wife tn with a sexy girl i just met and made plans to have dinner and drinks. Have to come up with an excuse for why i wont be home tn

How old and what kind of drugs

Tell

Its 1888 ya dingus

Niceee so many women cheat right before their wedding.

I showered with a 9yo girl earlier today

Ive been losing weight. But no, Im not working out and eating healthier, instead I relapsed into my bulimic tendencies.

I had an ex i was with a year but she was the only one ive ever been with

I fucked my dog when I was 14. My family bred them and I used to masturbate while watching them fuck, it was so hot seeing the male dogs cock pop out of the female and then seeing her puffy pussy jiggle as she licked it clean, didn't take long for me to want to try fucking her myself

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jesus Christ is pedos and furfags all that's left on Yea Forums these days? kys and I hope the dog eats your corpse

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There he isssss

Does she ever talk about it? Does she hate you now?

I like to do really slutty things from time to time. I like to call it my “itch”. AMA.

Why thank you sir.

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That’s what I was thinking. Isn’t that what everyone kinda wanted to do in high school? Bang a teacher just to say you did? I dunno.

I wanna try smoking some pot, but too much of a pussy to actually get some.

Any pics

I'm going out tomorrow with a fitness Stacy for the first time. The girls I've previously dated have all been around my league or a little bit higher, I'd say I'm a 7 or 8 on a good day, but this girl is another ballpark entirely and I'm kind of scared shitless, as much as I've managed to keep it cool with her so far.

I'm gonna try visualization and believe that it will go well before sleeping. My being a faggot about the situation notwithstanding, it's something I've always wanted to experience, but it's still scary and it's frustrating because I don't wanna feel this nervous about something like that.

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Are you from new zealand?

Are they still together?

Fucked my dealers gf at a party when she was fucked up on ketamin passed out

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Greentext

Not of the deed no sorry

There's nothing to greentext, I've literally given you all the details there is.

boring already seen that one

You think that's hot, or no?

Hey v whats up

The thread got deleted yesterday, so idk if you saw my question- you have kik? I'm the user in chicago ;)

Hey baby, shifts about to start, hbu?
Sorry user, I don’t. Ill be in and out of this thread though. :)

I don't really love my girlfriend of 4 years anymore but she's bipolar so I'm too scared to break up with her

I'll get that SC one of these days then

Who... Story?

yea

do it bitch she'll be better off in the long run

not if she's dead lol

Just imagine having 3 kids with that woman and she stays home instead of works. That's my issue. I just dont want to pay support. I'll be miserable for several more years. And fuck extracurricularly.

Cheated on both my wives a total of times:
34 yr old Tiny milf when I was 21 went on for 3 years wifes bf

22 yr old tiny b cupped slut
Was wifes friend and buddies gf

19 year old bbw triple d slut

22 yr old bbw triple d

25ish yr old whore petite

34 year old short curvy with double ds

34 yr old milf normal with an amazing ass

Posted the other day and it made me horny.

She's my niece, was at the local pool after we went swimming

Stop being dramatic faggot she doesnt care about you that much

There was a thread dedicated to you before can we see more of you?

I sometimes fantasize about raping my girl friends.

Sometimes I bump threads

cool, have you had any clothes?
did she saw your dick?

she was 7/8 and would get some blow in return. went on till she was about 11

how did you start the conversation with her and what was her initial reaction

I posted on here before about it. the tl;dr, he came out as a crossdresser and one day after a break up I had we were watching movies and one thing led to another and we started to have secret relationship. best 3 years of my life

We were both naked

Lol

Get some more childhood stories!

was the first time you've seen eachother naked?
did you get a boner?
did she say or asked anything about dick?
were you just taking a shower?

I know where Cotton-eye Joe came from and where he went

I've seen her naked quite a few times, she's seen me a couple. I didn't get fully hard but a little bit. She didn't say anything, she has 3 brothers so she's seen dicks many times. We just showered, nothing too exciting