How are you holding up user?

chill afternoon smoking, thanks op

I’m an incel sir.
And I have debt in the 100k’s

just gimme a damn beer

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yeah

It tends to happen user, sometimes things don't turn out the way we wish, it's part of growing up. I recommend you watch fantastic mr fox

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you should kiss your mothers on the cheek and thank them for the food and video games

Eh, Thanks user bartender, I wish this shit happened when i was 17 not now at 24, but that's life i guess. will add to my "to watch" list thanks

Inceldom is a poison that's self applied user, most often than not due to a lack of someone to look up to that can tell you, "good job user, I'm proud of you"
You're the director of your own movie, if you want your movie to be a neo noire film, where the main protagonists kills himself after falling gravely in debt, so be it.

Coming up

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I'm sleepy, it's too early to sleep. Need coffee.

I'm not as drunk as I'd like to be and I have laryngitis.

Also, my girl left me, and based on previous experiences, I guess I have about a month or a bit less left before this whole I Hate Myself And The Whole World phase subsides again.

But until then, can I get some plum?

Yeah, they're great I miss them a lot, can't wait to see them back home :)

There really isn't a right time to learn things user, failure is the perfect opportunity to learn more about yourself, but remember, the darker the skies the brighter the stars

I'm only 18. Maybe you can sneak me some cheap whiskey to feed my growing alcoholism?

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We don't sell coffee here sir, try the coffee shop two blocks down

Sure thing user, it happens user, but remember, every time you break up with a girl, you're closer to finding the girl that'll sweep your bitter ass right off the ground

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Cheers

Why are bartenders on here are always so kind. thanks user, I'll look up to the stars and not the sky next time

Was? Du bist schon 18 und du kannst kein Alkohol trinken? Ist das ein Scherz?

No, the federal age is 21 in the U.S everywhere I believe. Drunk driving or some bullshit like that.

Nein, das Bundesalter in den USA ist 21, wo immer ich glaube. Betrunkenes Fahren oder so was.

Because 2 springs ago, I too was looking at a dark dark sky, my legs sprouted cherry red jelly all the way down to my toes, but then the barman told me, "get your shit together sport, you'll figure it out" And every time I can help, I'm glad to do so.

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man I kinda wish I had to big tiddy lesbian moms.
But I probably only wish that cause I am drunk and horny

Hm, next time someone needs help, i'll think about you and what you said, and maybe i could help this person.

I'm just fucking with ya user, I've always found it ridiculous that the drinking age in the US is 21, you can drink beer and wine at 16 here in germany, hell the first time I drank a beer was with my grandpa when I was 14, beer is probably the best thing that humans ever "invented"

Wow. Thanks for the words.

>We don't sell coffee here sir, try the coffee shop two blocks down

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Nice

That's the spirit user, the world is a scary place, it sure helps to lend a helping hand

H-Hold up, I think we got some coffee in the back, p-p-please wait here sir

They're only words if you want them to be, they could be the spark that lights the fire. Do as you will

Alright, but make it quick, I've got an itchy trigger finger.

I was actually hoping for plum liquor (or šljivivica, for my kinsmen) but the lemonade will be fine too.

Also, thank you for your kind words. Really helped.

*walks in with his own drink from another pub*

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About to have a couple bowls and play some Forza, currently 6/10 mood, be a lot higher in 20 mins or so.

pretty great user.

Headed home to fuck my wife's sexy black ass.

H-here you go sir, if you want milk, cream or sugar just let me know

GODDAMIT! AGAIN TONY?, GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS

Fight with the wife this morning. Very sexually frustrated, trying to keep it together. Bourbon on the rocks please.

>COPS
I don't think it's that serious of an offence

Holding up a can of beer to my mouth.

Two sugars please, not one but two.

Tony, you tried to flirt with one of our bartenders last time, and when she told you to fuck off we had to get security on ya, please, just behave yourself. Ok?

>bartender's yapper opening and closing
Look, when ole Tone does something, it's the God's will. Now let me sit next to the only woman at the bar..meaning your bartender.

just closed the bar

mostly regulars, but my barman fucked a 11k tab

Tony, I swear to god, if you as much as flinch, I'm taking your sweaty italian ass out of my bar myself

Alright guys, this is a stick up hand- oh shit

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