After the baguette

brb kids dont watch the lion king without me

guess whos bacc bacc again
aaand she was supposed to be working today so i drove all the way there just to learn she wasnt
i used the paragon dialogue option and thankfully the other lady made a phonecall n gave me the documents i needed also i dint buy botato chips are you proud mom

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oh and they showed me a video from 2 years ago i was fuken hot back then what happened jk i know exactly what happened

what's your opinion on a videogame?

Your fortune: Average Luck

i dont touch that stuff they make the kids do the violence

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>come inside and meet the missus
I always thought he was the missus.

tfw u were the missus all along

cake for breakfast is in its essence suicide

implying thats my breakfast

the temperature dropped from ok to im sitting here in a hoodie like some sort of rapper or other troublemaker

the lelons good doe

is it lelon or melel

Lolimes

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i mean
dubs confirm???

ew lad
greetings from the blanket nest

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*wears real pants for five minutes* CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

eternal asscheek

when it's raining outside and you think about gargling cum
just girly things

its ok one day youll find ur dashing horseman

This post makes me happy

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no weebshit in my threads pls id much rather see your syringe collection

Why would I have a syringe collection do you suppose I would keep it next to my collection of fish hooks or perhaps I will keep it with my collection of dead bugs or maybe I'll just keep it outside next to my pile of scrap metal

gee ill accept a hi res carpet pic at this point

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Not fast nor Furious enough I'm afraid

worth a try eh

up n donw

I need 2 git laid
NOW

acknowledged

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what's your favorite video game

whichever has dubs like these

wu-tang shaolin showdown

lego ninjago nindroids

please consult my list mr dubsman

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golly gee i love books i have to pause sometimes cause hnnnnnng

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nevermind that was just the translators contribution cause the original is like "and then his peepee poked my walkie"

at least you had fun writing it dint u lady

i dont usually accidentally cut myself but when i do i make sure its a lot of places at once with special attention to the asscrack

theres some horror stuff currently on sale on steam but i have too many things i dont play as it is

turns out we partied too hard last night and were not going to the gym so im free to play the sims and get drunk again i guess

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kids always ask if they can pet my dogger and i feel like a jerk cause hey theyre asking nicely someones been parenting but i still cant let them cause hes scared as fug

:O
mouth open
piss and shit in it
dis and all lit in it

ok i lol'd a little

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TONIGHT WE FEAST

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sorry tonignt I'm going to dine in hell

tell the big guy i said hi will ya

ok my penis doesn't have any ears but sure I'll tell him

>my penis doesn't have any ears
uh lmao? at least repeatign numbres

well I mean technically he does have ears but he's deaf u know
just sayan

if you dont mind me askin
how do you guys cooperate

youtube.com/watch?v=NL9cKXkJDyA

mostly we don't

sounds like a sitcom

I shit in a cup I call it crappuccino

*fertilizes ur moms eggs on the school bus* have a fun day champ dont touch anything

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ARE YOU READY
IM NEVER READY

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movie when
id die

;^]

skip to the bit where the tanks roll in

leave the curtains as they are wilson i will be under the floorboards
huh? oh no no do not wake me up
i want your family to come live here with you just instruct them not to touch these
it was i who did it do you understand
goodbye wilson, thank you for everything

me on the left

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p sure they dint have tanks in the civil war but i might be remembering wrong i dont go outside that much

give a straight answer? not today and not tomorrow

*insert coffee joke*

somthn somthn

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wen day is dark alway rember happie day
dat day is gon 4 eber

didn't know there was a german civilwar

why german

im talking justburgerthings.com the lieutenant was a burg
also i never said i was a germoid
daye dont real silly only hungry nite

they say burgers dont rot
BOI DID HE ROT

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tbh I was suspecting u to be a sherman or australiaman

listen, when this war is over, you will marry
and we shall be nothing more than the best of friends

where's my FUCKING bbq? I know u have it

the dingo stole it
look how he massacred my boy

daily remoind the meat baby is not for the FUCKING

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ripa in pieces poopboi boi ;___;7

what if floors could

nice dubs sweary ur doin great

drawn and quatered

thats nothing you should see my crotch

I've been waiting for this forever

hallelujah i managed to hide this ugly friggin easel behind the boxes i can be a genius like that sometimes

well i said that and nobody have corrected me so far

tobacco bad
alcohol gud

n11ce also true

dubs confirm it's true
lung cancer bad
alcoholic cirrhosis gud

excess bad
smoking inherently idiotic
only heron

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PLUS you wont catch my cirrhosis if i earn it
guess what happens to your LOVED ONES when you smo-
*looks around*
LOLE xd

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alcoholics smart

also passive smonk bad
alcoholic parents beating and neglecting the kids good

ok I'm done *flies away*

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>having children
never go full retard

then y worry bout loved 1s anyway

im not following
i know its bizarre but people seem to love adults that arent related to them by blood all the time

that sounds like full retard

it sounds like a pleasant experience to me

hey HEY now
obligatory look at the bright side- i can eat ALL the garlic

WEIRDO

never claimed not to be one

Fill retard alarms are going off in my home can you like be less retarded or something gosh

dubs confirm it's not possible sorry

I heard incest is one way to become smarter so he could try that maybe

man but attorney

I'm not sure about the becoming smarter part but I'd really like to try it nevertheless

a explosion explodes

heart hurty and im not talking bout the lieutenant

dubs
good on ya

we dont need no water let the motherfucker burn

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Bane?

l a r g e i n d i v i d u a l

wate wat
oh shi i deleteded my creatib worl with the wall design now i have to dig in the archive
its good to be a blogposter sometimes see

archives shouldn't exist at all though tbh

you take that back

ive made some sexy posts back in my day

i don't doubt it, but you could always just remember them instead of relying on an archive

>you could always just remember them
>you could just remember them
>you could remember

bro im not aware of posting 30% of the time

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i hate to do this but if you can't remember them in the first place then how do you even know you were making good posts...

BECAUSE OF THE ARCHIVE

lol checkmate

people tell him

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munch munch

*waits for you to realize something i've already been poking fun at for weeks*

munch munch

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>godly luck
boi thas ebing

I don't need luck :^)

I'm blossed :^)

Your fortune: Outlook good

youtube.com/watch?v=AQzD1k1sa6A

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bomb has been planted

maybe i do habe the rrhoids aftre all

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now what
do i install gentle

do i... gently install??

install the Sears Tower

no you read contemporary novel on women's clubs and feminism

Your fortune: Good Luck

i need a full body hug like in my head movies

i mean ive had a few drinks but
been there dick stuck in toastre

dubs epik
odds i do
evens i dont

oh crappe here we are to perform the task once more

life is good
life is very good

so she told me shed been sleeping with her son for some years and she missed her husbo and i was like WTF but also i dont need sex lmoa and shes like its not like that i just want touch
and im like BITCH DONT ill cry

basically just buy or order some faktu, blow it in your ass once every day until it's empty, and if it stops bleeding ur good 2 go

should i wait until its 7/10 on the pain scale
cause i will

it doesn't really start hurting
one day when u take a shit it will just pop outta ur asshole and hang there, making wiping a real hassle
at that point there's nothing u can do but go to the doc and have him destroy it

so how do the meds prevent that exactly

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lole
cheese getta

I dunno exactly, it prevents the ruderrhoid from getting bigger or somethin
it only escapses its dungeon when it's big enough
u might wanna read it up because lemme tell u getting it removed is really degrading
the best part is when u do nothing for long enough u can even become incontinent

y boner

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hohoho plorp xdd but i dont think thats a hemorrhoid buddy

if u became incontinet it wouldn't be as bad as it would be for other people because ur already used to being called poopboi lolmao
no that's just a little prolapse

"a las bibis se les cayo el baño"
"para que no se te apeste"
30 years of hell

i think i watched a documentary on this once

I don't know if I could bear watching a whole documentary about prolapsing

Its a kinder show and tell!
available all over

when do you recruit the bull guy iron bull was it asking for a frien

or anyone interesting for that matter

I don't really remember but u get far less mates than in origins

dubs confirm
slepp tite puppers

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it raining but it not raining men just water

p sure vampires still can have kids if u involve a medic

THE BAGUETTE

what does any of this have to do with pickle rick?

we havent had pickles here since the slippery wall accident

>a cover-up for his bisexuality
a what

a cover-up

i just love how casually she said bisexuality when really she meant being a cheating scumbag
you couldve handled that better my man but i guess it was a diff time

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Pinging...

*runs into the forest*

hey pig
yeah you

Whatever Happened to Robot Jones anyway

just as i was thinking of lowering it by one block a creeper came and blew it up for me good guy aw man

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what the heck did you expect its a cat

remember u can't afford to be a bad boy

ud b supris

bad boys go to heck

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they say its warm there

dubsen
it's scalding and u get hot thorns up the ass

destryoing a pimple only makes it mightier

now u done did it

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>mfw i google pimple pics
Im a doctor

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weebshit out

going to a barbie
dont shit on the floor while im gone

that's very deep (pun intended)

Barbara Mori
Romi Rain

COLONIA ROMA
MENGELE
HANDS IMPLANTED ON PELVIS

*reads this thread*
What a fucking fag dude, sage

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listen theres berries theres vodka my dogs here too imagine

dumb animeposter

and its raining agiiin

well met

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I'm having a pimple in the middle of my face and I'm going to a party on saturday all the cool kids will laugh @ me :(((

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cut it off chicks dig scars

remember when i said berries n bodka
ive been presented homemade with raspberry vodka

alexa fix this post

I'm afraid if I threaten it, it will make me do evil things like in that familer guy epsiode

it wont ask anything worse of u than what you did last summer

ass double

butt duble

i often get pimples inside my nose and they hurt but it's damn hard to pop them since they are inside the nose...

I had that too 2 or 3 times, it's really bad. I've also some inside the ear, that's bad aswell

dubs checkem

good dub

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tank

Hello?

try forgetting

lissn

I live my life above the law

i had a couple of le ebin sxe joeks ready but lets not
dog bless you and may your choices never disappoint the future you

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why not sxe jokes
>may your choices never disappoint the future you
that would bee the exact opposite of what happened until this day but hoo knows

goodnite cow

I KNOW ITS THE
LAST DAY ON EARTH

the fair boy declines very politely and very quickly
perhaps too quickly
listen here motherhugger WHEN THIS WAR IS OGRE...

*sleeps on your wedding suit*

thanks for keeping it warm

no problem tell your friends about my services

i'll send a telegraph

thank you sex numbre man

daytrader vader

hi I'm yuji sakai and wlelcome to jackass

why are you reading my thoughts from two days ago

knew id be good at this

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if I'd read any newer thoughts it woule be privacy infringement

I'm havin diarrhea and you're all invited!

always been a bad girl

relatablel dobbel
do the teeth match the tude

alexa fix my brain

shit got a call from work they wanted to make absolutely sure ill be there tomorrow xd
i think ive chosen very wisely

im sorry only replacement is viable at this time would you like a raver or a dutch accountant

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uhhhhhhh

I'll take the raver thanks

and ill take these dubs

deal

got a calle calle from work 2 they want me to be the face of the thing BITCH IVE GOT NO FACE
shoulve told me that 2 months ago when i wasnt fat

also she wants me to take REAL NIGGA HOURS now i dont wanna be ungrateful cunt but wat the hec
shes prob firing one of the new girls which is a shame cause i like everyone there
better them than me tho

an

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*nervouse laughere*

i can't believe poopboi were a fatso all along

recent development

nobody turns fatso in just 2 months

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call me talented

no more currywurst and alcohol for you

>no alcohol
even if i tried this wild wild meme you speak of, the photoshoot is on tuesday

being fats is not just about photos you gotta shape up cause i need a man

> i need
>i
BUT WHAT ABOUT DEBBIE

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even dorian keeps telling me how huge i am but thats cause i picked the right race

w a s t e d

someones spawn is having a karaoke not so far from here can we kill me or nah

how do i get a job that lets me post on s4s all day
checked

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you dont
im currently on vacation

now some kids singing hallelujah o i am kekking

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AND I TRY OH MY GOD DO I TRY to climb this pathetic thing TWO OF US ARE LITERAL GOATS FOR FUCKS SAKE

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1.kill swaglord
2.become new swaglord
3.???
4.profit

swagman died in 2018 very sad press f

that's not true! we been drinking liquid corn the other day then banned some avatarfigs together

nah man it was arya stark she does that shit she thinks it funny

you mean I unknowingly had seckse with arya stark??? GROSS

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i mean ur not wrong

s o d i u m

calcium

dubs confirm calcium more important than sodium

so u know magic and u weigh ober one hundo kilos but to open locks you have to carry a dwarf around

u r an yuro lololelolelole

when it comes to units ur either yuro or youre *that guy*

oh shit i only now realized u cant swim either xddd one more thing ive seen a goat do that my beast of a boi cannot

*walks 10 feet in the other direction at a 45 degrees farenheit angle*

what the pounding did you just mile to me you little ounce????

>mfw packs of kids outside doing the strangerest things™ namely wearing shorts n tshirts

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It always confused me that British people use miles though, what's that all about

daily remoind 14 pounds equals ABSOLUTE FOOKING UNIT

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englel sometimes say they use metric but actually use imperial

dubs lie
its luseero

dubs lol
wtf do u mean their not naked? that's kinda cringe

agent jackson here says you may wanna rephrase that

I *am* agent jackson

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I know Kung Fu

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yeah me too he's an ok guy

its so funny when someone knows kung fu

so no one told you ur castlel would be EVEN FARTHER NORTH clapclapclapclap

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what is this skyrim

elder scrolls 6 pre alpha

dank as frank

see that hill? you can FUCK it

man i don't wanna fuck no hills

youre the earl and thats the law

DING DING DING goooooodnight

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jk i cant sleep and i want to die

remember wen u were sick n got a hundo shots to the cheek n everyday they had to carry u to bed cause u were smol n couldnt feel or stand on the leg afterwards
this is worse cause i can feel the legs

im sure my new boss will love to hear that the reason im a zombie is i had to do time jumpy daddy sorry secret kissy WANNA SEE MY ACHIEVEMENT MAAM
to quote a classic
i should go

nice kenobi you mistake

no u also we have to pee again

i love you

thats so sweet thank you !!

dubs confirm

nhgu

nite
maer

lissn

neck pokes

neat poker

u cant run around n tell ppl ur cold ehat qbout my reputation

nicely parked

some of the presets are tip top mongrel

remember hands where i can see them
were makin an exception

RISE AND SHINE PRINCESS

we have a samurai to wake up

suddenly festering nigger diarrhea

isn't that always how it goes

it is
were all mad here to expect anything else

i thought i bumped this thread but i just now realized that it had already reached over 9000 posts
rip in peace

dint notice i sort by last reply oh shid
u know what that means

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i dont remember this marioe

Mario 2: Belmont's Revenge

i took a herbal calm down pill maker dont let me shit my guts out pretty please also AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
thank bby i lobe horro gams

literally cant stop shitting
imma b late

Your fortune: Excellent Luck