I got hired at a job where I sit at home and watch porn for money. I do quality control...

I got hired at a job where I sit at home and watch porn for money. I do quality control. At first the gig sounded sweet but getting lots of gay porn I have to watch now. I wouldn't call myself homophobic but goddamn sitting here watching two dudes blow each other for an hour and a half is getting old. More difficult to watch than the straight porn.

Would you be able to do this job, Yea Forums? Am I just being a little bitch about a golden opportunity?

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Nice bait. You new here?

not bait im fr

Lol

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I guess that depends on how much the pay is. Are you making bank?

It’s clearly bait. Don’t feed the troll.

Not really bank but more money than I would be getting working retail or food servicve

1) how did you find the job?

2) is it just gay and straight? No weird fetishes or anything?

Lol, I remember my first thread, kid. Nice try.

Clearly not a real job. Can’t believe you fell for this crap. Idiot.

why do you think its bait? Do you not believe that I have this job or is it a dumb question in your opinion?

Yeah, and I’m a fleslight tester. GTFO.

I used to be a porn viewer, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I found it in an online jobs forum. I don't want to say what website. But basically just a posting online I replied too.

Nice........

One moment I’m almost through nutting in ur mum

I have nothing to prove, believe it or not. What kind of proof could I provide? I don't mind proving but I dont want to provide anything about the company I work for

its all kinds of porn. It's the kind of porn on hbo VOD and shit

You joke but I guarantee you there's a job someone has testing fleshlights

when porn is produced for high-end services like hbo, starz, and showtime the porn goes through an extensive editing and quality control phase. After editors edit it I have to watch the entire movie and find flaws that aren't allowed on these services, like anal sex. I have to make sure the porns qualify for XX5 rating and not XXX

you're fucking bait

nice try my moms dead

how does someone even get a job like that?

you had to ask
kys

ok

>actually watching gay porn
>not putting the vid on silent and just leaving the room

Fag

I can't do that lol. I'm one of the last people that view it before it's published. If there's something wrong in there and I miss it im fukt

>I got hired at a job where I sit at home and watch porn for money.

fun fact: you didn't read the small text lines on the bottom of the last page before signing

I did. It's all legit. Even taxed legally.

Subcontract the gay views to someone else?

haha I have legitimately considered that. Maybe find a gay guy willing to work for $7.25 just so I can continue to meet my weekly quota.

Win win situation for me. But really, you should’ve expected it, there’s more porn than straight vanilla, and once you get to the German porn... god have mercy on your soul

I'm actually viewing a German porn right now that is all MMF threesomes, with mostly gay shit happening. It's fairly tame, though. I don't think I'll ever see any really gross shit like scat since the stuff I deal with is being edited for American VOD and we have really strict rules when it comes to cable porn.

Well... Shit. So how well does it pay? I hear the actors get paid more than for the straight porn?

You're being a little bitch.

I don't work on the side that deals with actors, I literally get emailed a file of videos to watch and take notes on, fill out a time card, and get paid. I get paid 16.25 an hr but its only 23 hrs a week max or something like that.

thats what im thinking, but when I tell my friends what I do they're like "Oh thats cool, wait do you have to watch gay porn, too?" and I'm like yeah 50% or more is gay porn.At that point people are usually like awh wtf I couldn't do that. then I feel gay. But then im like 16.25 an hr to sit on my ass? I'll watch some gay porn idc. Mostly.

Are you supposed to just watch it, or measure your dick at intervals, or jack off, or what?

Just watch. And then I make a detailed list of timestamps of parts that failed the rating restrictions. I haven't even felt like jerkin while workin yet though because it's not even the kind of porn I like. Too professional for my tastes. And a lot of female actors with mishapen fake titties