Why do I as an incel get turned on by dudes telling me how many girls they’ve fucked...

Why do I as an incel get turned on by dudes telling me how many girls they’ve fucked? It should actually make me miserable.

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In 2019 how can you be “involuntarily celibate”? Have you never had a disposable $40? In reality you’re a voluntary celibate bc you’re too lazy to go pay for sex

Im a volcel, but its great for me to hear cause its the most human thing there is. Mating. Its beautiful.

Cause you're a twisted degenerate piece of shit, hance the fact that you're an incel..

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OP here.
I never get aroused when meeting whores.

>volcel
Right... you keep telling yourself that buddy

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I've fucked 13 girls, only blowjob by 2 more, did 3 of them in the ass and had an FFM threesome.

You like that, bitch?

Billie is so edgey

Trust me, i deliberately keep myself ugly to focus on some stuff ive been working on. Pussy is a drug and a massive distraction, like heroin.

i fucked like 80, ama

Stop the incel hate man.
Humans skulls look alike.

i hit the 80's circa 2006, stopped making a hit list around 2014

word, g

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kek

Very ;-;

That’s so hot!
Tell me about your best fucks please.

Because incels have grown up role playing everything, so why wouldn't they vicariously live their life through other men. It makes perfect sense.

I don't get it, why do you like it? Would you talk to people on Kik at length about it?

Oddly accurate.
But define role playing?

nice. I had stopped keeping track but then on one of these quiet married nights i went back and tallied

Do you want an actual honest answer?

Search "mouse utopia experiment down the rabbit hole" and watch the whole thing.

If you’d like me to. If you are that interested, I’ll make a kik account.

Ok.

Hell dude if you really like it I'll give you any details you want on Kik, it'll boost my ego so I'm fine with it lol

Go make one and add Crestafine00

THIS

Doooode. when i tallied the first time, it kept coming in waves of like time periods and i wracked my brain to remember names so i started using stupid descriptions instead. then i was like, "if woman ever fukkin sees this...im dead"

Damn, there's some Yea Forumsros with good numbers in here. I'm 53 years old, and I've fucked well over 400 chicks. Been committed with the same girl for the last 3 years, though. She's 22. AMA if you're interested.

you boys tossin around kik's: proceed with caution. just sayin', dont be stupid.

What the fuck does that mean? It's Kik dude, not my phone number

Nice, I'm over 200, almost forty, and my current girlfriend first fucked when she was barely eighteen. Winning at life...

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would love to eat her ass tbh

some people get turned on by understanding they're miserable.

when I read my pathetic credit score, I get an instant hard-on.

that seems super high. if i were to guess what my number was, today, id say...120-160/80, tops, and im not 40 yet. i have no interest in going any further than that and wish it was a number i could be comfortable tellin my lady about, but i probably will never, which is a shitty thought. i was super insecure in my 20's and chased ass like a sad, damaged white girl with daddy issues.

I totally agree, go to china and india, and people are shrewd as fuck.

To each other*

Because you're also a cuck. I bet you'd enjoy chastity and seeing you woman fucked by bulls, you disgusting degenerate.

Cause you wanna live vicariously through my testicles.

The most attractive girls you’ve fucked? How did u fuck them?

Very nice, man. It's not a lifestyle for everyone, but I've sure as hell enjoyed it and have no intention of stopping until I die.

Do the math, and it's really not. I've been fucking since my late teens. One "serious girlfriend" of a year back then, then another in my early twenties. I was married from when I was 30 until 47 (tho we both cheated). But the 20's and my time since the divorce have been off the chain. If I couldn't nail at least one new bitch every week, I had the flu and was laid up in bed or something. Plus I traveled a lot in my mid to late-20's and that certainly didn't hurt. Lonely people in a strange city's airport hotel bar, and somebody's gonna fuck. (Airport hotel lounges have always been a go-to for me if I was in a dry spell or didn't want to work too hard it. Just FYI)

It's common in this day and age to take part in voyeurism and cuckolding without actually being full aware of it. Watching porn is essentially this. Now I'm not saying you have a problem, like I said it's common, but your propensity for getting hard around men that speak about their experiences must do with your addiction to porn and the positive reinforcement you give yourself when being a cuckold. If you want legitimate advice, to become the dude that you fantasize being, I'd recommend you start finding real friendships with women, ones that aren't based on you trying to fuck them. Sexual tension is inevitable, but you will have to actually enjoy their company to last long enough for that tension to snap. The problem is, when men seek these relationships they aren't actually looking to enjoy the person for who they are and the fire and service dies after a couple months and they become frustrated that the girl never came around to their hidden advances. IF YOU GUYS ACTUALLY GET ALONG YOU WILL EVENTUALLY GET PHYSICAL. Start making meaningful relationships, start cherishing friendships from women, not only will your circle widen and subsequently will you be introduced to more people, your personality will be tested and you'll continue to grow as a human. Eventually you'll be telling your friends of all the fun romantic encounters you've been having, and they'll be sitting back jerking it to their tears wondering why the can't get laid when all they think about is sex.

TL;DR work on yourself you cuck

does she have n00dz?

The most physically attractive girl I ever fucked was a coworker many years ago. I was doing the PUA thing before it had a name, and I'd nailed a lot of girls at the company I worked for. (Way before the fuckin' #MeToo movement, obviously). I did some gentle office flirtation, which was acceptable then, went to lunch a couple times, then she called me out of the blue on Friday night when she was lonely. I happened to be available and there we went. DAMN, was she hot.....but batshit fuckin' crazy. I literally quit the job a month after hooking up with her because she was stalking me and shit. The worst part is, I'd been trying to fuck her cousin (who also worked there and actually got her the job). Cousin wasn't near as hot but was almost 6' tall and had an incredible body....but she wasn't falling for my bullshit, until I fucked her cousin, then she couldn't leave me alone either. Life is hard, man.

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The second most attractive was an intern at a much later job. I was in my 40's by then, and she was early 20's. That shit happened so much it was fuckin' insane. Interns were just fresh meat, and I sure miss those days. Anyway, she got the "boss crush" thing going on because I trained her. She eventually got a real job and we fucked for almost 3 years. She was married to, so it was mostly over lunch and whatnot, but damn she was hot. I was really coming into it by then, and realized how easy it is for older guys to get younger girls. I fucked more 20-something's in my 40's than I did when I was 20-something myself.

I think youre right. I just view girls as purley sex objects.
I dont talk if theres not gonna be any secks.

I wish I could eat her ass bro...uugghh god.....

Bitch #1 was about 5'4" and lean & fit af. She had dark brown eyes and really long & thick curly dark hair with highlights. To be so fit, though, she still had big tits (good C's or small D's) and a respectable ass. I really don't get why girls of recent generations have tits or ass, but rarely both.....but she's one of the few ones that had both. She dressed for work like she was going to a cocktail party and all the other bitches in the office HATED her while all the guys drooled over her. I'm proud I got to hit that, but pissed that it cost me a really good job.....

Bitch #2 was short, like 5'2". She was 'soft' but not fat.....big tits, at least D's, always dressed showing cleavage. EXCELLENT ass as well, which like I said, seems to be rare for a cunt to have both. Anyway, she'd had a baby and was super self-concious about stretch marks on her stomach, but honestly it wasn't an issue. Plus she enjoyed the attentions of the older guy-in-charge and it worked out awesome. Sandy blonde hair, trimmed racing stripe bush, down for anal.....she was amazing and I miss her terribly. Oddly, she didn't age well. She's a Facebook friend and now I'm like "meh" when I look at her pics

Anybody still here? I enjoy hearing the numbers and stories

it's because you are actually a degenerate cuckold

because youre a faggot