I kill rats for a living

i kill rats for a living

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Good

>you are a being of immense spiritual power
>this physical plane is a jail
>you were sent here to learn the lessons you need to control that power
>this is gonna take a long time
>it's impossible to kill yourself
>quantum suicide is a thing
>believe me I've tried

nice, you ever try taxidermy?

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nibbaa

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nah i just go around killing raccoons,rats,
and pythons

did you need an education?

Get a jack russell terrier, your job will become 1000% easier, seriously it's almost like cheating

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no just some fire,pellet gun and a dog

and people pay you for this?

lole
imagine the irony when rats become living dead
"a million manks enter area 51"
mark those words
regards,
mark ultra

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Underated

how do you eliminate a nest of rats

yes

some times if its in a hole outside i will catch them on fire and if its inside the house i will kill them with a bat or shovel

This could either mean that you work in pest control, or you run a rat torture site on the dark web, or both.

how much do you get paid?
is teh dog needed or just useful?
how do you make sure you got them all?

the dog makes my job easier

i work pest control maybe i should make a site about that would you want to watch a thousand ways to kill a rat

We do too.

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All I know is that there are some people who would pay to see some shit like that

Fuck y'all, you're just a glorified crew.

Do it, please my dog and I killed 5 rats in the span of 2 days all I used was a garden hoe. Those little shits come over from my neighbors house, pretty sure they brought them over when they trafficked people over from Mexico.

I resuscitate rats for a living

Go take a nap, Charlie
You're drunk

Killing for a livin‘
LIVING JUST TO KILL!

so did hitler

Anti Semitic

got a quick job for you

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i would hit him with a broom