Has Yea Forums ever fucked someone famous?

Go home, Chevy, you're drunk.

sauce

I fingerd Millie Bobby Browns asshole
She also gave me head
She is friendly with a friends daughter
She is super slutty and loves older men
The rumours you have heard are most definitley true

What a Surprise, said no one ever.

I also need to know who this is.

>She is super slutty and loves older men
Like every teen starlet since icarly at least. They fuck old Hollywood pervs to get roles.

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No, i mean ive fucked hoes who are social media "famous" does that count /b?

Calm down drake.

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Went to school with Rebecca Ferguson, hooked up at a party and to be honest, she's a lot hotter nowadays.

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Maybe. Post names.

user is right.

t. notDan

i have fucked Proxy Paige a couple yrs back

Its a simple yes or no

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Wow, she is hot, so who cares if she is famous or not. Nudes?

A friend of mine used to date Sophie Turner Sansa from GoT
This would have been around season 2? I think
She was around 16 at the time, he was 18 they met in Belfast anyway
Her didnt Fug her but got a lot of head and was amazingly proficent, he was curious how she was so good and she told him she was addicted to porn from a young age
She told him a story about how she first gave a BJ to her Fathers friend when she was just 11!!

I'd smash

It was yrs ago bro when i visited russia. shes married and preggos.

trips of truth!

not fake at all

I'd give my left arm to go spelunking in her asshole.

holy quads

yes

go on. name and story?

fake and fake

hello summer

I live in Hungary and a famous person there is called Dósa Fanni, I had her on my dick about 2 years ago

I understood this reference.

I would hope you weren't going to vote based on the fact that the candidate got your D in them at some point.

>Plot twist: that's exactly how he's voting

Name?

nice gif, it's her choice btw.

several...but i aint b

Do you work at Hollywood?
Post names.

>several
explain

bump

Of course, haven't we all? Except for you OP

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Someone semi famous.

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I did coke on a regular basis with Sheridan Smith and snogged her a few times while she was flatsharing with Hannah from Sclub7 in late 90's, early 2k, does that count?

boy or girl?

A friend of my Dad, a real cool guy used to work at Shepparton studios in the 90's
He told my Dad a tale about working on Eyes wide shut with Stanley Kubrick, now he was only involved in the shooting of one scene, he a lighting guy and it was meant to be a weeks work
Weeks turned into Months as Kubrick became more and more of a perfectionist and was having countless takes of Kidman getting High and telling Cruise about her Cuck fantasies
Not sure if it was method acting or that their marriage was a front be he says that Kidman was not only sleeping with 2 camera men she also had three somes with them and basically slept her way through the entire crew.
She was very enthuastic and Cruise had no idea as they lived seperate lives

Who me or Ashly Burch there?

A coked-up preteen Jordyn Jones.

Both

She is female and I am male. She was a YouTuber and she does lots of voice acting. She voices that main chick is Horizon Zero Dawn or whatever it's called.

nudes?

Bill Murray

No unfortunately. It was a one night stand deal. Never really exchanged anything or numbers. I seen it all though.

He would never disgrace his godly self with incels.

Did she spit or swallow?

I came in the condom.

Unsauceable, not even a webm.

shame

She gave a brief blowie. It was ok.

Tell you a secret, Yea Forums has never fucked anyone, in a world where everyone lies the question is pointless

Yeah, I can never prove my claim. Take it or not.

oldfag kansasfag here.

I fingerbanged Martina McBride(nee Schiff) when we were in high school.

Get out, Anthony.

Hi, virginfag. Feel bad for you.

My name's not Anthony. Never met him.

How new are you?

Remnant of Summer 2019 Summerfag new.

Maybe, I am new, or maybe not.
Maybe anything you ask me about the deep "Yea Forums" knowledge is immediately findable online.
Now, doubting on this classic mechanic, this is unworthy of a reputable Yea Forums user

One young actress from Belfast. Nothing major yet. Maybe in few years time I will have something to update.

You fucked the special ed kid? Fucking depraved bastard

Kek

I fucked Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. She bent over her bed and begged me to slide my white cock into her puckered, latinx asshole. She called me 'papi' as I penetrated that rosebud and said she would do anything I wanted if ibwoukd fill her Dumper with cum. I made her call ICE on an immigrant family and gave her that seed. She wept and I just sat there watching my splooge drip from her used hole. Shit was cash.

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Nice,she was hot in 2 pints of lager.
Bit of a depressive porker nowadays though.

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Thats exactly what Anthony would say.

dated Andrea Barber in the 90's. She's a freak.

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I guess Dan and I are eskimo brothers.

>She's a freak.
details

I was at a release party for the new meek mill album, a couple years back, I’m a board OP. Ended up chatting to Nicki Minaj, she gets very amorous when drunk, and loves white cock. I was worried about killing my career or getting beat up by Meek Mills entourage, she said she fucked him once and the studios execs make them look like their together for press. Ended up hooking up with her, and even though her security team hated me, ended up going to her hotel room that night. She was cool, we had fun, and that may not have been it, but in the morning I stuck it in without a condom when I woke up, and she got pretty mad after that. Totally worth security making me open doors with my face 9/10 would do again.

She'd just started filming it back then, it only came out a year or so after.
She was sound and pretty down to earth at the time.
Moved back home in late 2007 so haven't been following her at all tbf. Has she been blacked yet, single mother with a nigglet?<
Also, Im female just to add to the plot.

Calisi ink, one time and it was ok

I fucked miley cyrus a couple of times , and she wore her hannah Montana wig

tits now

Bumping for them details

who hasn't

>she wore her hannah Montana wig
pls be true

She hasn't wore that wig since she lost her virginity

Did you fucked iCarly for real? Details?

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#METOO

Yea Forums has never fucked someone.

I voted Trump, reckon you could say I fucked most of Hollywood

>t. miley

Are you Batman?

Nothing big here to say actually, whore is passed around at parties like candy.

No one's voting for Biden, you troll.

ITT: LARP

How could i honour your request when you don't even know the basics?
Oh sweet summer child!

who is she

Not me, but my older brother used to go out with Caroline aherne from the Royle family. Heard her moaning while they were fucking when he was supposed to be babysitting me a few times, didn't really know what was going on til I got older

>Nothing big
How so? Miranda Cosgrove is such a cutie.

And in all these parties where she whores at no one thinks to take pics for proof and upload them

>ITT

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THIS SO MUCH
I will pay to see the vids if really happened.

not worldwide famous, but a locally famous one yea

was while she was working on Full House, met her at one of Bob Saget's partys. I was several years older than her. Not much to tell, we fucked a dozen or so times before it just sort of fizzled out.

Who not... She was my childhood crush.

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Well the give us the details on what little there is to tell or be forever known as a lying braggart.

Answer the man or never happened

ITT: larping about shit that never happend

Whats freaky about that shit faggot?

I've actually got a couple polaroids around here somewhere... let me see if I can find them.

Apparently she is a very easy lay. Not sure if believe it, but who knows...

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I fucked james earl rays granddaughter on MLK day. No joke. I was dating her roommate but roommate passed out early. We kept the party going. She was gross but it was on principal.

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and then metoo someone

This retarded slut pulled a train at my bro's bachelor party. Only charged us a hunny to be a jizz jar for the night.

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No pics...not surprised... didn't expect they existed... End result...op is a lying faggot

Let's say in the not so distant future I get famous: I fapped about a million times, will that count?

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i dated an e-girl for a while, i didnt even know she was one (or eben what a e-girl is) when we started dating but when i saw her streaming set-up she told me she gets money by making streams for stupid weabos.

she dates someone else now but her "fans" think she is single.

I have posted this on here many times. I fucked Chris Evert in the mid nineties at Hilton Head Island.

hell, i am famous

Found this thread in the fiction section because the sentence continued after "has Yea Forums ever fucked someone."

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I hope she didn't talk and instead filled her mouth with cock, for your sake.

he says,while taking another drink of his soy milk before heading out to his gay pride rally

I had a threesome with Goldie Hawn and my wife. A lot of coke too.

(oldfag here, obviously)

>guess who is she?

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Its in the movie actually

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Winona Ryder