Ctrl-f, no rekt thread

>taking the bait

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Imagine witnessing this. I would loose my shit

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I can't stand dog owners.

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Poor fucking cat

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That's a Tim Hortons.
Crazy Cunuks

I wish some of these were in Gifs... Firefox Mobile doesn’t support WEBM so I can never enjoy these.

Why is this a problem? What museum did you borrow your phone from?

lol, thief couldnt figure out how to drive a manual.

Yeet!

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That dude was dumb as he was big

epic guy :)

I imagine your shit is loose enough, what with all the nigger dick your illiterate ass has been taking.

Loose is what your asshole is.
Lose is what you do in life.

I hope that helps.

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omg that second hit genuinely made me lol

Reddit spacing faggot

>being this mad after having spelling corrected

Did that kill him?, think he suffocated? im unsure whether this amount of dirt can actually crush you as it was pretty loose, he most likely survived

He starts climbing out if you look

Ha! You thought is was doggo, but it was really ME! Doggo!!

Formatted for clarity since the person it was for is obviously a retarded mouth-breather. I suspect you are too, considering how you're so simple-mindedly grasping at anything you think could be a straw.

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ah yeah i see it now, good sight user

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lol love it

This is 100% that dumbass owners fault. People can say pits are not violent in any way, but this video shows how aggressive they are. Plus her dumbass trying to hold back to powerful animals on her own. What if that had been a child playing? Her dogs maul the kid and shes just like..."I tried to stop them...they're good dogs.."

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Learn a second language. I dare you

What the hell happened here? Was this just an example of niggers not knowing how to swim?

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Old fucker shoulda minded his own goddamn business.

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Change your browser, plebe.

lol not Nashville. Unedited video shows license.

I'm an elevator mechanic and I have no fucking idea how this happens.

lol what the fuck...

I know 2 languages, even I know the difference between loose and lose

not even that, faggot, they're all driving on the left and those are clearly british road signs, this was in the UK

I now want this for my pond..

I saw it on the news, he is a vegetable now

>that ass grab

Lol thanks faggot for pointing that out.
I bet your faggot ass loves for other faggots to pound it silly.
Faggot.

Hardcunt 5000 right there

I'm mad so I use a homophobic slur :)

This is one of my all time favorites.

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Learning Russian with Duolingo.

Quite being a retarded faggot. I dare you.

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Oh boy

haha nice one

oh no, old man hurt my feelings, better kill him

>Duolingo
Congrats on knowing how to say bread in a foreign language you stupid piece of shit

relax, he just got knocked out you dumb faggot

Homophobic?
Holy shit is that what faggot means?
Damn...I was wondering why people always give me looks when I say it. I heard a british woman call a cigarette a fag on tv and I have heard faggot before. I thought they were connected...

Forget the brake. I can stop this car with my foot!

quite

I know how to say bread in German, French, and Spanish too. :3

You just keep being a salty cunt though. Maybe deepthroat a cactus if you can manage to hop off of Tayquan's cock for a few minutes.

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that's a thing that scares me
there are grown men around who can't drive manuals.

i know 2 and learning a 3rd and english isn't my 1st. although native speakers usually have worse grammar since they don't feel the need to study it as much

Fuck grown men who can't DRIVE manual, there are grown men who COMPLAIN or WHINE about manual, as if automatic is superior or something.

It seems I've goofed. I now welcome all filthy buttholes to my tongue.

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Quite :3

this this this. I love animals, but there's something with pitbulls that makes me back up every time I see one. I simply can't trust them.

kek

need to know what happened next

I hope i get to see a pitbull attacking soneone when im around. Im 6'6", 270 lbs and i want to choke one of those things to death. Or poke it full of holes, or pick it up by the hind legs and smash its fucking head into the pavement. I love animals except shitbulls are the worst.

My buddy's girlfriend has an illegal one that the humane society said was something else so it would be adoptes and shes so god damn annoying about it. He attacked another friends dog at the cottage and she was all like "hes normally such a good boy" and "he has never done that" or "he only gets aggressive when you go near his food"

Fuck pitbulls. They deserve extermination

See And to the salty cunt that originally got salty about being corrected, this is what you do. Admit you fucked up. It sucks, but it isn't that hard.

Anyways, are we getting any more webms in here or what?

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I’d probably go home and take laxatives too to loosen my stool, if I saw this.

Quite

The cat could easily run away but cats are just too cocky.

you just gotta jump up right before the elevator hits the floor and you'll walk away without a scratch.

Multiverse

Look at the faggots self masturbary and proud they know an archaic method to use their car. Me I use an astrolabe when traveling fuck these morons using GPS.

he was going up, retard. anyway, the best thing is to lie down, falling or rising.

It looks that way, but it's an optical illusion, sort of like how helicopter blades in film look like they're going really slow. The elevator really was falling downwards.

Yo that bitch just anger shit

never fails

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Imagine the smell

Bump

You have been visited by the Laura of horrible cereal noises.

YOU HAVE TO B-BUMP THE THREAD! It's c-coming, don't you understand?! It's c-coming! And if you haven't b-bumped the thread by the time it gets here, the thread is going to D-DIE!

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i did an internship in an elevator factory.
the cables slipped from the engine so the carriage shoot upwards and the doors opened for whatever reason.
for both of these failures there are countless measures
this poor bastard is unimaginably unlucky

>deepthroat a cactus
lmao

cool pic

langoliers?

>fighting k.rool and you finally grab the cunt

Yep.

good. i hope that little shit broke her fucking neck.

i would've kicked the shit out of her

cute drawing, dunno why they kept the original clothes though, looks unnatural

that rly fucked me up...holy shit that pain...that dumb pain....

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I'm the guy who misspelled "lose". I never got salty over anything but i find it funny how you fucked up as well. English isn't my first language din lille kælling

Based as fuck

this had me

Good thing there was an ambulance right there

/rekt

Story lmao?

Fucking lost

>that perfect scoop

If I remember correctly, it was a crazy lady that had fucked up the bathrooms previously, and was being denied access to the bathrooms.

> Imagine the smell

His asshole or his 2nd degree burns?

that looks like quicksand? or just really squishy mud underneath the surface that sucks them in

Backstory was she was a known cray cray, she demanded the key to the bathroom, they refused, and it escalated to monkeyflinging

Where in the fuck would you get "Nashville" for this clip? It's not even the US.

AMERICANBS ARE SO DUBM AN STUPID LOOL

Unless the cable broke he was most likely going up as the counterweight goes down.

Why is this called going down? He is going up.

They are really are Mike Tyson in his prime amd aggressive as hell. But i love them. Pic related. Me and my vicious pibulls. Also fuck you BITCH

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they got hassan isis stash

You look like a fag. Where do you live so i can come kill your dogs?

not muh rekt bred bb noooo ;~;

Don't worry op, I'm coming to the rescue

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Pitbulls are shit-tier dogs. I agree they should be extincted.

Anyone who owns one is immediately assumed by me to be a small-dick cum guzzler

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This is one of my biggest fears to this day, also, requesting the one where the guy is held to the table with a broom handle down his throat getting his neck cut open(With sound or don't even bother)

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that season finale was top notch, the animators did a fine job bringing it to fruition

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TIL Audio streams aren't allowed here?

"why are we so poor!"

that ambulance looks sketchy though

Anons if you're interested in the rest of my folder
then meet me in the /gif/ rekt thread, I didn't know we couldn't have sound webm on Yea Forums

Good man

Jesus, that guy was useless

this is what communism looks like, libtards

see

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i was expecting nerve gas

how the fuck is this even possible

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That gets me every time rofl

Fun Fact. If an elevator fails, it will go to the top because of the counterweight being heavier than the actual car.

Classic

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He must've felt so good after that

you know how much a car weighs?

based.
please find them

Its in Israel

goddamn you got a bad case of autism fagg

Not his fault your retard friend doesn't know how to train her pit bull

man this one is rough, that split second where she's on the ground watching it fall back down on her, lots of stupid mistakes here that caused that situation

wow that guy got turned into a human missile

Such a stupid mistake that would have been avoided if they knew to keep the forks lower to the ground. Amazes me how stupid some people could be.

oh man you owned the libtards with that one!

or just lightening the load in the first place

klaus

here's your (You)

>DUBM

It's a 7-10 ton vehicle carrying probably a couple of tons of what I assume are concrete sheets. they really thought 140 lbs of Asian body would make any difference. Should of just used safe lifting weight limits or just let it tip.

>female driver
>European
pick two.

This happens more than you might think.

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/ that's a 7-10 split

and women insist they are equal

WTF, what's wrong with people?

Nerve gas!

Champaign IL come get some BITCH.

Fake. Gay. Fake. Gay.

This is bait, you're looking for bouyancy

>British

I hope this driver was arrested and killed

allahu akbar!

Not even Arabic, probably Iranian.
Fucking infidels