This is gonna sound really fucking weird but tbf, what isn't on Yea Forums

This is gonna sound really fucking weird but tbf, what isn't on Yea Forums

Anyway I've got some faint cutting scars on my thigh from like 2 years ago. Nothing much but I'm applying for military and they asked if I had ever self harmed or felt suicidal, to which I said no.

I feel like if they do an examination during the medical, this is something that could eliminate me if they saw it.

At the moment, I'm considering 2 options.
1- Leave it and say it was from a motorbike accident
2- Overlay it with another injury a week before I go

Thought maybe I could stack my bike on some gravel or give myself some road rash just to hide the scars?

what do

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Post a pic of the scars so i know what im working with

OP just admit you got those scars from being an attention whore. Ive been forced to train kids like you in the complete accession pipeline and you do nothing but cause problems for others.

The last one i had to deal with cut his thigh to hide it from mommy and daddy and ended up blowing his head off one fine fucking day on the rifle range.

just go to college or something OP

Just tell them you got the scars from being mounted by your dog. They'll understand.

this do everyone a favor and go be a politician or something simple

do you think ur being funny? my problem only comes back every few months and i'm gonna be surrounded by people who want to take care of me if i make it in. theres no big wars going on so why shouldnt i be able to join military? it goes for even longer if can sleep in which im pretty sure they let people do if they have medical problems so why are you guys so butt hurt about thsi?

The military doesn't want people with medical problems, dipshit.

its my choice not theirs grow up

If you have medical issues that could possibly make you a danger to yourself or other soldiers then they have every right to deny you. Sometimes you just have to accept shit for how it is.

people get hurt in the military all the time why can't they just take care of mine lol