Why did you breakup with your last ex?

Pfft... I've been with the same girl for 22 years. All I do is work and try to make her happy. I feel so dead inside.

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She didnt like my drinking, the language i used casually, and she was too religious and wouldnt just let me be me. She had seemed way more chill when we had just started dating and then ramped up to a +10 conservative christian after like a month.

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F my man

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22 years is a long time damn

About 2 years ago.
Also she was imaginary.

She kept pulling the "if you leave me i'll kill myself" card, even going as far as bolting for the kitchen knives several times and i had to hold her back. One time she even got the biggest sharpest fucking knife and i was sure one of us was gonna die.
i stuck my dick in crazy and i'm still not completely out of the woods

Religion is a scam to sell books

:((((

She didn't want to eat pussy anymore.

Say sike rn

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To clarify, no one did die that night. I was just compltely convinced in my stupid little brain that one of us would kill the other that night

Bitches be crazy

I met a girl freshman year highschool. We were both 16. We clicked immediately, she was the most benevolent creature I've ever met. Smart, beautiful, perfect. We were 24 when she was diagnosed with leukemia and died a year later. It's been two years now and I think that I'd sooner kill myself rather than start dating anyone else. Godspeed anons.

:c

Or just live your life to the fullest and you'll meet with her in the afertlife again when the time is right. It's what i think if my girl's gonna die before me when we grow old together.

Fuck life man big time but you never know what will happen in the future; a teacher of mine who before becoming a teacher had a fiance which died in a car crash now got married so there's hope

>Why did you breakup with your last ex?
Because she was a confused submissive with NPD. Not a brat and didn't like being punished for her shittiness, so that kind of took a lot of the fun out of that dynamic.

She was a self-identified cocksucker though, which was pretty much the best thing in the world. She'd cum from giving me blowjobs, and gave me as many per day as I'd let her. Like, she was literally ALWAYS ready to suck my dick. All I had to do was say "Suck my dick" or just walk up to her and unzip my pants. Her eyes would light up whenever she saw my dick and she'd greedily and sloppily suck the fucking soul out of it. That was the "good".

The "bad" was her NPD, delusions of grandeur, delusions of reference, she insisted that she was an MK ULTRA "survivor", thought she had magic powers like the ability to turn off street lights (they're on timers and I guess she either doesn't know that or thinks other people don't know, so whenever she'd see a street light turn off she'd excitedly exclaim that she did that with her magic mind powers), she didn't get humor at all.... like there was NO joking around with this girl - I couldn't even flirt properly with her because of how seriously she took herself, she'd get inconsolably upset over literally nothing (power play from the NPD handbook), she wanted constant attention from everyone around her so whenever we'd go out she'd dress super provocatively and try to interact with as many people as possible which included trying to get me to fight other guys, she was also extremely domineering which she thinks is the same thing as being dominant (she would talk just non-fucking-stop about the dumbest shit. As long as she was running her mouth she felt that she was "dominating" people), and last but certainly not least - she had an entitled victim mentality

There are a few other things on the list but those are all the main reasons. We dated for a few months and it was intense.

user, she wouldn’t want you to be alone.

Yikes you dodged a bullet

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Had to leave Canada. A real shame she was a kinky, wild slut in the sack

Why did you have to leave?

Visa was up bro. I'm Australian. Such a shame

Thanks anons. It's really hard to live again feeling that the better half of you is dead. I'm trying. Thank you.

Damn dude; Aren't Aussie chicks good though?

Got her pregnant had a miscarriage turned into a huge bitch towards me.

Good luck user hope you find happiness again

Heres her tits. I'll miss them

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What i would do is the following: Remember the fond moments you had together when all hope seems lost. Keep cultivating friendships and live your life to the fullest. You met in this reality. You two are destined to meet again. It's what i want to believe in and what will keep me going in case something happens to my girl as well. I wouldn't wanna obviously and what i want woul for us to die together of old age while holding one another.

Let your girl be a fond memory but don't let it consume you, i know i know.. easier said than done, but.. One has to try, right?

Godspeed user, have a nice weekend.

It goes by pretty quick when you're hoping for change.

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Why would she do that its not your fault that the miscarriage happened is it?

Depends mate. I like American and Canadian girls better honestly. Less rough. Plus the pussy I've had in America and Canada has been fucking A grade coin slots

Thank you user.

Is she happy with you? I mean your obviously are you?

she was black

Good shit dude

S A I K

You're welcome.

Have to go now but maybe one day we'll speak again on here.

Take good care of yourself.

She seems happy most of the time. As long as I'm doing nothing. As soon as I have any interest with something or have fun without her. It's over.
I've given up on things that make me happy. All I do now is play video games. It keeps me at home and within her sight.

Man that sounds toxic as shit imo

Fuck that bitch, nigga

Also that kinda video games do you play

Leave her, as fast as you can and go away from her as far as you can. Nothing good is gonna come out of a relationship like that, if you can even call it that.

same

Survival most of the time now. A bit ironic.

Bro, female crab in a bucket is real, its this. Run man.

Also trips of truth

Say she wat to read this.
She would go on to tell me I shouldn't feel this way because of her feelings.
There seems no way out.

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>Fake your death via plane crash and escape on an uninhabited island, survive using the skins you've acquired from video games and then escape to a third world country, start a family and live the rest of your days as a rice farmer

Bitch was too expensive. Now I have no-gf and a $100k debt thanks to her ;_;

she had a temper.

We couldn't go a week without her exploding in public.

1) thought I was checking out a watress at a pizza pub when we were playing pool (when I was looking at someone eating pizza lol)

2) lost her mind when i did a booze run for friends, and one was female. "why did you buy that for her?"

MEGA jealousy.
Said she tried to break up with her last boyfriend 20 times, and she dumped him because he was "at a bar picking up a girl".

Found out after that she broke into her ex's house and waited for him in the dark in their living room. And she didn't dump him 20 times. HE tried to tell her to fuck off 20 times, and she was a stage 11 clinger.
I knew the warning signs immeditaly. She never got to the point where I even introduced her into my inner circle of family/friends. LOL

My favorite... We were at a party playing Mario Kart 64, and I hit the lightning on her over the jump on wario stadium. Dropped a lap behind and she walked out. She lost it and smashed a beer bottle in the garage (no witnesses). It was hilarious!!!
Only dated her for 3 weeks and dumped her. No drama problems after that ever.

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That's a certified bruh moment; also how df does the drain 100k out of you goddamn

Goddamn dude hoes mad

two kids. ain't no pussy worth dealing with someone else's nut.

Were you a sugar daddy with your mortgage? How?

>Sell the kids

Been thinking about Russia. The rural areas seem to have nice people.

You got out in time. I was with a girl for 4 years (Broke up in december 2018), and shes still a fucking psycho who cant let go. Your encounter sounds alot like her.

As a Slavic person i can confirm that Slavic people are the best also Russian vodka and pancakes are the shit

that was like a decade ago. Now I'm married and loving it!
It's all about mental connection. The physical part is easy to get.
Just be yourself and find someone you can laugh and enjoy the company with even sitting on a damn park bench. Everything else comes naturally.
>no regrets ONE SINGLE BIT hitting that lightning on her on Wario Stadium. It was legendary. If she can't handle that, just imagine what life throws.

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Good shit dude the deserved that lightning

She went psycho. Got into bodybuilding real hard. Got super paranoia about me. Lots her feminine body, no she looks like a bloke.

Trouble is, I still love her. I’ll get over it.

Exactly! And as far as im concerned.. she can go find someone as mad as her, and they can yell at eachother every day. But i'm not living with that bullshit!
Yea Forumsros need to draw that line, and when we do we isolate who is bat shit crazy. Can't have that or marry that HAHA

I tried that. Lived in a shit hole alone.
She won me back by being the second wife I dreamed of.
Moved back in and it went back to normal faster than I could unpack.
Now I've lost all hope.

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Prepare to be ass fucked

I have no idea. I just keep spending and spending money on her. 10/10 beauty.

19 years old, my dad gave me a big credit line for college. Now he wants to kill me, literally.

I have roots in Slovenia but it seems to nice there for me.

Well there seems to be no hope for her being any good is it? Go find someone who actually makes you happy

How can it be "too nice" for you there go to Slovenia dude

oh man, it was 4 player mode.
My buddy, myself, her, and another person.
I'm wario, and I get lightning in lap 1. I hold it for 2 laps, and watch the map, right for her.
Hahaha A normal player or girlfriend would laugh and say jokingly "you asshole i want a rematch, and i'm doing that to you"!
HAHAHAHA

"You'll never be a sniper if you hesitate"

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Infidelity. I used to cheat on her a lot.

Commit tax fraud and destroy the IRS or change your identity and move to Africa osh

s i k e

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Why though?

Cause I had to walk to school up hill, -40° in the mud, barefoot wrapped in barbed wire for traction, my teacher used to beat.me with.a belt if I was late. But I got an education. So I was thankful. Damn ungrateful kids these days.

she got a birth control implant and I got paranoid.

I don't think anyone would really be into me.
Idk tho I haven't really had any real friends for like 5 years or so.
All I do is work.

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>Children below the age of 12 should be euthanized

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Because despite how good it was I can't accept my own happiness thus tossing great potential relationships aside

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She was a crazy stripper who thought that if she breathed real slow through her nose that she could breathe underwater. I wish I was making that shit up but it's legit. I tried to get her to show me MANY times. she never did.

Paranoid about her cheating or?

You never no unless you try

Why not?

this

Probably that's the best solution. I'm so fucked up ;_;

yea, same with the last one

Big Brain

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Cause he liked other dudes more. I'm a gay femboy

Good luck user

I'm sure you'll find another gay femboy which likes you

I am into bigger (bear) guys :c

There are big guys out there who will like you

Because I think it was easier just to and things I regret not keeping it going then to just see if it crashes down the road. Nearly every relationship never passes more than 365 days. And the thing is they never did anything wrong, they literally try their hardest and from that I get anxious because I know they're doing their best. And then I think I'm not best suited for them.

Because why not? I have my meat and girls have vaginas. They are supposed to go together. Why should i keep it all for one person? Every woman should be able to taste or feel my meat inside them. Its not fair to every other woman on earth for me to keep it from them.

Aight fair point

Because I'm an alcoholic
And I never wanted to do anything or go out feels bad because she actually try to make me happy

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Thanks ;)

Bitches be shopping

She was a dumb little slut, we started dating while she was still with her ex so I knew she wasn't loyal and I didn't care cause she was so hot.
I treated her well but after about a year she just couldn't handle the lack of drama. Eventually I came up with an idea: manufactured drama, she was a prude sexually and really only liked it missionary everytime I tried something new she'd get mad the next day. So I just started doing all the things she hated, I fingered her ass, I came on her face, I held her down and fucked her when she wasn't in the mood, I tied her up and fucked her. I fucked her at church, at her mother's house, in my car, at the movies, we even screwed at her place and I stuck her mouse in her pussy. Her mouse was ruined and I ended up buying her a new one. One time I stuck her into a large suitcase, unzipped one side and left her in there while and after I fucked her.

Everyday she got mad at me, and things seemed okay for about a year. I was certainly enjoying myself, I took this prudish girl and turned her into my submissive little cum slut.

I fed her my cum basically everyday, or I'd wake her up fucking her but one day I woke up and she was gone with a bunch of my shit. She left a note that said 'it's over, bye' and not to contact her. I figured she was over at her exes house so I visited her. She was alone and I fucked her right there, on her exes / bfs desk. No condom and I dumped a huge load into her. I told her I'd turn her into the police unless she helped me with my next out of town work trip. She came with me and I basically fucked her for 4 days straight as there was no work trip. About 6 weeks later she told me she was pregnant and her and her ex were keeping it.

I left her alone until she was about 6 months along then I visited her and made her my little cum recepticle again. After she had the kid we haven't really seen much of each other as she moved out of state.

Sounds like my life but it was her that broke up with me because i wouldnt go out and do something together

?

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Last month. I saw her being passed around at a party. It hurts so much. I still love her so much.

True.
I'd probably just fall for the first girl that was nice to me.

Honestly, alot of reasons... But regret shortly followed. Work became so unbearable, lost all social life, her and I were both constantly stressed and unhappy over loads of things - getting snappy at eachother over dumb little shit... Both were never going to break up, and one night we had a little fight and I did it on impulse and holy shit... legit the second it came out of my mouth I regretted it, but she stuck by it... Turns out she wanted me back for the last 3/4 months and was stubborn

Lol what the fuck

She ate my spaghetti

She was an escort girl before we dated.
We broke up because she was traumatized by men permanently.

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For 8 years she was my everything... we did everything together. Beautiful girl, wonderful family who loved me... all her friends liked me and I liked them. We shared some of the best years of our lives together. Until one day she started with a cough and it wouldn't go away... we figured it was walking pneumonia, but it wouldn't get better. Fast forward a month or two, she was diagnosed with Hodgkin's lymphoma... very low expectations, yet I believed in her. I held her hand through the horrible process that followed with the chemo and all that... surprisingly, she recovered and went into remission... fast forward 2 years later, we were at her cousins cabin in Montana and had some drinks... a lot of drinks. We had steamy sex all night basically and then again when we woke up in the morning. I always told her my asshole was exit only but for some reason that morning she decided to push her limits and tried to stick her thumb in my ass. At first I pushed her hand away but that only made her more resolute to do it, until she got this weird look on her face and held me down and fingered my ass while I screamed at her to stop...it actually hurt pretty bad especially because i didn't want it to happen so I tightened up real hard but that didn't stop her. She did it for a few minutes which seemed to last forever... once she let me go I told her we were done, grabbed my bag and took an Uber to the airport and flew back home. She tried to apologize but I never saw her again. I still can't believe she did that to me but still care for her and hope she is happy wherever she is....

You have been visited by the Laura of horrible cereal noises.

YOU HAVE TO B-BUMP THE THREAD! It's c-coming, don't you understand?! It's c-coming! And if you haven't b-bumped the thread by the time it gets here, the thread is going to D-DIE!

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Are you doing better? Staying sober?

lmao okay

I feel you man i still miss my ex and i see her being miserable with the most trashy guy and it just breaks my heart

Better than nothing things might work out you know

Fuck that bitch REEEEEEEEEEE

Yikes dude that's basically rape isn't it