What is the dumbest thing you believed when you were younger?

What is the dumbest thing you believed when you were younger?

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That adults were happy

Blacks were human beings

Dug a hole down the side of my house once, cause you know, China. Found a pretty decent sized bone, it was the bit on the end of a leg bone or something? I was convinced I'd found dinosaurs, and my parents played along, I was so proud of myself.

Found out years later our house was built on the grounds of a very old slaughterhouse and it was just a bit of cow bone.

That God was real

That you have to threat women well if you like them and want them to like you back.

>Blacks were human beings
Until Hotep uplifted them into Kings

This

Or your parents were serial killers who buried their victims. Good job you were dumb otherwise you'd have been next.

That everything was gonna be okay some day.

Nah that shit was too big to be human, I did think about that.

Maybe they only targeted men over 7 ft tall? Have you seen an adult man's femur? Perfect cover to bury human bones in a field with lots of animal bones. I thought no part of an animal was wasted? Bones as fertiliser etc

The Holocaust

Be nice to people and they'll be nice back.

That a career path in IT/sysadmin would lead to guaranteed, steady employment with good income.

Stop lying mate, no one believed that....ever.

that when a male and female fucked it was piss that came out of the male

Life would get easier

That everything was black and white in the old days.

Piss was stored in the balls.

I thought that at nighttime I needed a pillow in front of my face because whatever way my eyes were facing would summon ghosts from far away but the pillow blocked my eyes from calling the ghosts

That sex was worth putting up with women’s bullshit.

>the dumbest thing
I believe that I was a talented musician lol.

ok?

Severely underrated post

I used to think that the actors in movies and TV were actually doing it in real time. When I'd flip thru channels and see the same guy in two different movies at the same time I was like wtf?!

That OP wasn’t a faggot

I had no idea where babies came from. I thought they just kinda appeared in a womans belly.

>dumbest thing you believed as a young adult
>that people can “be” a single emotion

Cringe and virginpilled

Where did you get this fear from user

I could leave Yea Forums whenever i wanted.

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that edgy behavior is cool. it was just a romanticized perspective by immature writers to false leaders.

truthfully, its all about wisdom to righteousness

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you gotta investigate world that programs their actions

That women were capable of genuine unconditional love

That people are intrinsically good

I didn't really think about much back then.

that people are intrinsically bad

I strongly believed that there are tiny cameras at every place of the world controlled by the US

That I’d never try drugs; I’d never sleep with a married woman. And that people only cheated on their spouses in movies/porn

Least you finally learned it’s not right

Workplaces are meritocracies and poor performers are the ones who get fired.

That anxiety was some kind of a cruel curse, and i felt like a victim and no one could understand me.. into a day i got older and understand that everyone got it, saw my self in the Mirrow and thinked "time to grow a set of balls" never seen back since..