Anyone ever managed to tame wasps?

Anyone ever managed to tame wasps?

I've basically tamed like 50 wasps by now and I'm looking into ways to command them. Fairly sure I am their king at this point

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Just bee yourself.

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lmao

horrifying just horrifying

On a real note I wish there was bees around to tame instead of these stupid wasps

i beekeep they are dicks 50% of the time

Ever fed them energy drinks? They get addicted and suddenly act really nice so you don't take the fuel away from them

You can't tame a wasp. They are pure evil. If you have managed to modify your behavior to where they tolerate you, then they are taming you.

Haha yes that's what you might think, but they're straight up addicted to energy drinks. They don't bite the hand that feeds them. You should see the speed they fly with after a sip or two

kinda

i mean bee food is generally a human energy drink but then they are dicks 90% of the time cause you didnt continue fueling their sheetrock punching raves

Yeah in all honestly I think I've made a mistake by starting it, whenever I take it away from them they find new ways to get into the apartment. They know which apartment I live in, not just which window gives the juice of gods

Pee in the butt of the alpha to show dominance

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lmao

sounds like you got yourself a problem

fire fixes everything

As in lighter infront of deodorant or generally just setting fire to apartment?

You do realize they would probably love the energy drink coming out of my pp as well right? That just means they'd go for my pp for drinks instead of the glass I set out for them

your choice

your an adult make choices

goodbye apartment

in before thread is viral marketing for some known energy drink....

You’re a little bitch until you can tame one of these Asian fuckers. Pic super related.

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Wasp nest trigger me. They really freak me out.

Is that photoshopped or a real pic? Holy fuck they're huge lmao wtf

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_giant_hornet

Nah the energy drinks I give them tastes like absolute shit, however if it was Monster energy drinks I had I would absolutely keep it all for myself. Always buy Monster Energy Drinks for a good cold refreshment.

so, what have you managed to make them do? attack someone?

Holy shit imagine the war you could wage if you had those on your side, they could take out drones and planes with ease wtf

Not yet but that's the goal

A scientist voluntarily got stung by one and said it felt like “a red hot nail being hammered into his leg”. Now compare that to a gunshot, which a teacher of mine once told me felt like “a red hot sledgehammer hitting (You) at full force”

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Thing sounds like a fucking lawnmower

There with a hornet on your finger stroking it feeding it mountain dew lol

the difference is that soldiers run out of ammo, but a swarm of wasp will keep on stinging everything until it's dead

MINECRAFT BEEEES

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REAL SHIT???

Ye it's the first snapshot for the next update.

Kek

>Sets out food for them
>Doesn't threaten his masters while they feed
>Thinks he is their king
You're projecting.

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Will this bee on ps4?

Wasps are niggers of the bee world.
>Violent
>Stabby
>Thieves
>Aggressive
Kill them all.

Tame them? Lol fuck that shit.

I just had to have a nest the size of a basketball removed from a tree in my back yard two weeks ago.

Nasty fuckers. We had bald faced hornets (still technically a wasp) though.
They were agressive as fuck and kept getting in the house. Id be making a sandwich and all of a sudden this black and white torpedo comes out of fucking no where and starts whipping around in front of my face.
Fun fact: these bitches have the ability to squirt blinding poison into the eyes of their victims.

Tame that??? Yeah no thanks. I'll pay a guy a hundy to come over and gas the fuck out of each and every one of those little pricks and set their entire lovely house on fire while I watch with a cold one.

This was the nest:
Fuck those guys. May they burn forever in hell.

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What the fuck wasps are garbage and should be killed

Yea, I tamed them to be fucking dead.

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The eastern hemisphere is just straight up fucking gross all the time.

Thank you user this is my favouritist thread of all time. I only wish I could keep it for ever

Holy fuck that Gook-user-Chad-Wasp

>gas the fuck out of each and every one of those little pricks and set their entire lovely house on fire while I watch with a cold one.
I like the cut of your jib, user. Salute..

You know what they get when they move in here? Brake cleaner fluid

collect one or two from each brood generation, grind them up and add a dash of blood from one of your enemies. Each generation add more blood from your target and less from the ground up wasps. This will associate the hive with that individual as a threat and they will track their ass down to eliminate them.

ty user, threads like this are why i put up with porn and logposting

How do I draw blood from my enemy without them noticing?

Great larping

mosquitoes

Never before have I seen such a display of intelligence

Alcohol. You wait till they're drunk and draw a pint or so and keep it frozen when not in use.

I tested this method as a pest removal tactic. Some advice. If you want to use wasps to target pest species, make sure there is another species in the area that can fill the same niche in a less harmful way. I used it to target mice (and when they were all dead, squirrells) and didn't realize that getting rid of both species would result in a small scale ecological collapse. I didn't realize exactly how large the range on a wasp hive was nor did I account for wasps of the same species sharing threat triggers with each other.

I also accidentally wiped out all dogs in a 10 mile radius. Who'd have thought all dogs all smell the same?

In retrospect, using ants would have been safer