Are escorts worth it? Was thinking about getting one

Are escorts worth it? Was thinking about getting one

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I always think about getting one then I jerk off and I’m fine

Depends who you are. Depends what you need out of it. Depends where you are. Depends which hooker you get.

How the fuck would we know?

Check the reviews first, some are trash in person, some are super nice and totally worth it.

If you do not get laid reguarly, it is well worth it. Think about all the time, money and effort you would need to put in to get laid otherwise.

It's the same as with trying to hook up with a girl. Maybe she turns out to be a good girl, and you got chemistry so it feels good. Maybe it's worth your money/time, maybe not.

Some escorts have the right kinda attitude and can make you feel good bout meeting them. Some are just looking for a quick buck, and act like walking, talking vaginas for hire.

Just do it unless your ass is broke, but take a while to look at the options. Try to catch find someone with a genuine smile.

Expect her to be 40% less hot than on the pictures, if a 9 on pics, a 5 in person

Who you are. Where you’re from. Don’t care what you did, as long as you love me

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100% this

but honestly looking back at all the times i've spent at rub and tugs and the escorts i've paid for I can say that it wasn't really worth the money (to me). I don't have problems getting laid.. I just like having sex with lots of women.

Spending money and energy to take a girl on a date to MAYBE get laid or just spend a few hundreds on a escort on a forsure thing

I love how men just roll over and accept that they must take a woman on a traditional date and spends loads of money for the possibility of getting pussy, because that's the only point to it they can think of.

>cartoon explains that linfags have Stockholm syndrome because of their communist license
>"it's bullshit because the communist license is actually good!"

Fuck. This board has gone downhill. You know Gentoo / GNU was a meme right? No one actually used it. We all ran BSD.

Camgirls are better, more expensive, more addictive but more convenient and not gonna give you AIDs

Anyone ever go to one of those legal brothels on NV? My wife says she wants to have an MFF at one of those

I think your manhate is showing, almost everyone wants to fuck, this thread in particular will be filled with guys who just want fuck. If someone wants a relationship with the one, you really think they will take a girl out just to have sex with her? Please think of where we are, what kind of thread this is and how reality works

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Wow how can somebody look so young and so used at the same time?

Find a "donation" escort. Thats basically an escort that doesn't charge...instead accepts donations after sex. Then you can enjoy what you want and only leave what you feel its worth, and wont break the bank

I'm a male escort. Not sure if my particular knowledge will help here, but willing to answer questions for my fellow anons

Witnessed

I'm well aware of how it works, but I see lots of people talking like spending shit loads on taking a girl they don't know out is the only way to do things and complaining about it

Only if they raw dog

Kysfaggot

Well I think it's more like, they don't go in with the intention to spend money but most of the time they end up spending loads of money, which I don't find hard to believe

How about you instead? I like my life

Your negative outlook tells me you would benefit more from suicide than me

had a 19 year old blonde stripper visiting vegas just last night. it is worth it to just have a degrading fuck slave for an hour or two.

This guy gets it

Get a Volkswagen Golf instead.

How do I find a ok priced escort??

This is the only escort I’d get and that’s just because I want her obscenely giant ass on my face

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A few years ago, I'd hurt my back and a coworker suggested I try out this woman he knew. "She's young, but gives the best body work."

Yeah... Well, he was right about everything. Mind you, I went in ONLY intending to get a massage. Call the woman, set up appointment, go in to see her. Small apartment just outside of the city I lived in, she'd converted her living room into what looked like a waiting room, and met me inside wearing workout clothes; tank top and yoga pants.

What should have tipped me off was that she didn't have me fill out any sort of medical paperwork. She asks me a few questions, and brings me into the bedroom, which is all candles and soft music. She leaves the room after asking me to get undressed and under the sheet, which I do, and then comes back in. Holy fuckpuppies, did she give me one hell of a good massage! And really did help my back a lot, clearly had some experience.

Then, she starts hinting at "other" services. I'm clueless, until she walks to the front of the massage table. She'd removed her top. She was maybe 21, if a day, and had the perkiest, firmest natural tits I'd ever seen, with these cute little pink nipples that were all crinkly despite being so warm in the room. She asks me to roll over and helps keep the blanket in place, but Mr Happy made things difficult.

So yeah. She asks if she can "Help with the other thing" and tells me how much. I'd never thought of seeing an escort, have a girlfriend, get plenty of sex, but I was also flush with cash, and she was fucking amazing.

Upshot: She sucked my dick for a little while, rolled one on, let me fuck her from behind, then after a little haggling, lubed up my dick and her ass, and I went to town on seriously the tightest, firmest ass I'd ever seen. Before she lubed, I asked if I could do a little penny licking, too, which she was MORE than happy to allow. Coo'd little a little dove as I did.

Would I go searching out something like that again? Maybe, when I'm like 50.

How many ugly and unattractive women did you have to screw to far? Do you bang men aswell?

who is the girl in op, i know unrelated but fuck she's cute

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You get what you pay for. Also I'd recommend incalls if possible but just cut contact straight away if it's to some shitty motel bc she won't look like the pics and probably won't be down for anything

in 2018 i said fuck it, and i had a different girl scheduled for every weekday of the week, i called them by their week day. i fucked around 120 girls last year. Still friends with a lot of them. I found them on a sugar baby website. Dated the best one until recently ( she relapsed into alcoholism lost her shit, blah blah ) so yeah. about 100k well spent. I loved coming home from work and then having a different girl. most used to spend the night or go out with me during the weekend. Although i usually used the weekend to do orgies and recruit possible replacement for when a weekday girl was close to 3 strikes and ready to lose her assigned day.

yep. worth it.

Depends on the escort. In my experience colombian and thai are the best. They offer the most services.

if you have the cash to blow, 300 bucks gets you a lot of fun.

try to find super fit girls, the best are strippers, they have stamina like no one else and really know how to fuck. stay away from young ones, they are lame and don't know wtf to do in bed. best age is 23/25

100% agree