So, Serious Yea Forums, Whats a quick and relatively painless way to off yourself? Also...

Go get help from somewhere real. Don’t try and ask for advice from here get help and move on with your life

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If you drink gasoline you might die

Gun is gonna be incredibly painful especially if you fuck it up. Just get some help.

Overdosing is shit tier and good way to not die unless you have copious amounts of shit like barbiturates and or have access to heroin, oxys, fet ect. Gun is quick and painless if done right but takes quite a bit of balls to pull the trigger. Carbon monoxide is apparently very peaceful as is using an exit bag and some type of inert gas but it needs to be pure and not cut with oxygen like a lot of helium tanks you can buy online are. I'm probably just going to hang myself tho, if done right you should pass out within seconds and then your body will die in about ten minutes while you're unconscious. You don't need to drop from any height or snap your neck and from what I heard if you do it right it can actually be euphoric. It's still always a risk and with an overdose you are looking at organ and brain damage that can literally make your life even worse if you survive. It's your choice but I'd think it over and try to exhaust all other options like therapy, try tripping on some psychedelics or something. Suicide should be last resort imo

it's gonna hurt people rather than help them if you're gone. I miss my friends almost every day, I see something or go somewhere that reminds me of them, and the fact that they're gone, forever, I'll never see them again. It fucking sucks, sometimes I feel angry at them for going, tarnishing the memories I have of them because now when I think of a fun memory i have I have that little kick of reality and sadness afterward that says "yeah that was fun, but they're gone now" I feel a bit hypocritical getting angry at them, because I've felt seriously suicidal in the past so I understand why they did it in some way, but it doesn't change the fact that after losing people to suicide I now see the true impact it has vs. what the person who is suicidal thinks the impact will be (no one will care, no one will notice/they'll be happy). People will care, they will be devastated and you can't really know how that feels until you've lost someone to it. Call the suicide prevention center, check yourself into a fucking hospital do something Yea Forumsro.

Why are you suicidal? Why do you want to die so quickly?

OP here, Yea Forums has certainly changed since I last visited it a couple years ago. Thanks for the kind words. I dont really like talking face to face about my issues. Its much easier anonymously for sure but whatever. Using gasses to suffocate seems like my best bet.
Also what the fuck happened. I used to not hate life every day. I used to just play vidya and lived life with my friends. I used to think that people who were "depressed" were just seeking attention. Now I'm older, i got myself a minor criminal history, and my dreams of becoming something are crushed. I dont really see any use of sticking around and I just feel like shit on the daily.

OP don't die. It'll get better I promise.

Theres sooo much more to it than this, but im not here to whine and cry on Yea Forums.

Apparently fentanyl overdose is pretty chillin. Like falling asleep, but forever. But I wouldn’t know

drop some acid before you go fam, like 500ųg

If you use gases you need to research them well and learn how to acquire large volumes and how to make the mask and flow apparatus if using inert gases like helium nitrogen ect. If you mean carbon monoxide then you also need to research because it's not full proof and you can end up with brain damage. A small charcoal camp stove in a confined sealed space is usually ideal but if you don't let the CO build up before entering the space it can be unpleasant. Honestly OP idk everything you've dealing with but I'm willing to wager most of it can be fixed. If this is your first venture into a deep depression then you definitely should give it time. Having depressive episodes are actually fairly normal and you should try to stop yourself from jumping the gun literally. There's a high chance this episode will pass and you'll come out of it one day and be like wtf was i even thinking i dont really want to die my life was just shit at the time. Just let life take you were it wants don't fight it just ride the wave and stop getting hung up on things you can't change, just let those things redirect your course. Also this is a big one, TAKE CARE OF YOUR FUCKING SELF! So many depressed faggots not understanding why they cant feel better literally eat like shit don't exercise and fap all day. Get outside get a lot of sun do frequent cardio and weight training, cardio is best for mood tho. Drop all drugs alcohol nicotine weed whatever, and quit fapping all the time stop watching porn no matter what. Drink lots of water and eat good food. So many people don't fucking take care of themselves and wonder why they feel like shit, it pisses me off.

suspension hanging. you can do it with a belt, it is painless besides a feeling that your head is going to explode because the blood is trapped.